LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Best Female Player (Red Jaguars)

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Also voted for Jennifer from Blue Pearl. She was fast.

[The Red Jaguars]

To make up for missing the update last night, I will make another update. Jennifer from Blue Pearl wins this one.   

Next up is the best Green Monkeys girl. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Trojan Horseshoe is mentioned twice. You might want to fix that.

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Colleen from Lost Lariat. I know she didn't last long in the temple and she was part of the reason why her run wasn't successful, but she was also wicked fast. And she was pretty much the star in her episode. Imagine if this was a solo run? Watch out Shaka Zulu. While Lucretia and Candace were part of the winning effort, their partners were more of the star for their runs. And Jessica is a player I can't feel sorry for despite her little time she had.  

[The Red Jaguars]

Okay, I fixed the Trojan Horseshoe mistake.    You guys might need to vote again because I accidentally reset the poll. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I also voted for Colleen, for same reasons. If her run was the quickest run ever, I certainly wouldn't be mad at it. Candace and Lucretia were average to me, and Jessica I'll never feel sorry for. How people defend her is beyond me.

[The Red Jaguars]

Excuse me, there is no way that Colleen's run would be as impressive as Bobby's.  Just kidding, I would love the Lost Lariat run much more than Shaka Zulu's run. At least Colleen would actually complete an actual objective or two. 

And I agree with Jessica too. I don't care how little time she had, she had a clear path all the way to the Room of Harmonic Convergence. Plus, she had a shortcut in the Shrine to the Ancient Kings. Yet, she backtracks to the Observatory as if the Heart Room would open for her. Rinette is another one that was worthless too.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Bobby is the amazing, impressive one, but Colleen is an idiot for going down into the Heart Room.

And yeah, Jessica is just like Brian from Bent Shaving Pan. Even when you have little time remaining, you have to try to make up for lost time.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

I partially blame the Observatory door during the Lost Lariat run. But that's beside the point. Colleen was fast and looked like she had a good sense of what to do.

[The Red Jaguars]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Bobby is the amazing, impressive one, but Colleen is an idiot for going down into the Heart Room.

And yeah, Jessica is just like Brian from Bent Shaving Pan. Even when you have little time remaining, you have to try to make up for lost time.

I partially blame the Observatory door during the Lost Lariat run. But that's beside the point. Colleen was fast and looked like she had a good sense of what to do.

I totally agree with you guys. I never really blamed Colleen for the Lost Lariat run for being a loss. The bar to the Treasure Room was delayed. She actually looked at the bar too, but didn't notice it until it went up literally a second later. I blame this loss on Chris. With 2:30 to himself, he should've easily won. Instead, he'd rather dilly dally around.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, the Observatory bar didn't open up until literally after Colleen turned her back. So the faulty production should be blamed partially. But yeah, Chris was totally to blame for this loss. He had plenty of time to reach the artifact and win, but he blew it, big time.

[The Red Jaguars]

And Colleen wins the best Green Monkeys award! I am suprised Candace got a vote. She was good, but David was the star of that episode. But still this award is in Colleen's favor. 

Next up is the worst Green Monkeys girl. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Jessica from Lost Fountain of Youth. Despite having little time in the temple, she still sucked bad. She ran all the way to the Shrine, but then turned around and ran back to the Observatory. Why? Because she was clueless. Imagine if she went in first? This run would've been Amelia Earhart 2.0 again. She was a lost cause that I can never feel sorry for.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Wait, you mean worse, right? Because the title of this thread still says "best."

And I also voted for Jessica from Ponce de Leon. I have no sympathy for her after I saw her running around cluelessly in the same rooms. I don't care how little time was left on the clock.

[PurpleParrot319]

Of the four, Jessica is clearly the worst. I don't need to say anything else.