LoTHT Awards - Season 1 Edition: Best Female Player (Red Jaguars)

[The Red Jaguars]

Just like her loser partner, Tia wins the worst female award for the Silver Snakes. 

Next up is the Purple Parrots. Like we did with the guys, we will vote for the best girl in the poll since there is only Jackie and Eusinia as te choices. The loser will be considered the worst girl.

[The Red Jaguars]

Wow, look at these choices. I chose Eusinia as the best Purple Parrot girl though. Despite running all over the place in the temple, she at least made good progress towards the artifact. Jackie was pathetic and clueless in the temple.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Eusinia: Best.
Jackie: Worst.

No explanation needed.

[PurpleParrot319]

Let's move on. I think we know who will win.

Even though she went all over the place, at least Eusinia had some idea of what to do. Jackie was almost as bad as Claude!

[The Red Jaguars]

Jackie and Claude are so close that I am not sure which one to pick. Jackie got lost in the Cave of Sighs and Dungeons of all places. Claude was slightly worse just because he looked entirely loss and couldn't even figure out the Mine Shaft.

Imagine if they were both on a team? That would've been worst than Golden Cricket Cage. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, they would've failed epically in the temple. No matter what season they appeared on together. O_O

[The Red Jaguars]

I am going to take PP319's advice and move on. Only because tomorrow I am literally going to be in school for almost 14 hours, so I might not be able to update it.

Here are the winners:

Best - Eusinia
Worst - Jackie

Now time for the worst Orange Iguanas girl. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Retina from Gordian Knot as the worst Orange Iguanas girl. She wasn't a horrible player, but she was so slow and blew a lot of time that Tim left for her. Plus, she never tried for the Ancient Kings shortcut to the Shrine. This team should've won the most out of everyone else on the list.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Rushing along all the polls again, I see? Even though I know why you're doing it.

I also voted for Retina, for same reasons.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Let's be honest here. None of the Orange Iguana girls of Season 1 (except for Jennifer) were good.

But yeah, Retina gets my vote.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, I was gonna say that too. I was gonna vote for Christina from Shiva, but she was more unremarkable than she was bad. Plus, her partner Evan was even worse. Besides Blue Pearl, none of the Orange Iguana teams from Season 1 was that impressive.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

So, we can end this now, right? And move on to best Orange Iguana girl of Season 1? (Even though we know who's gonna win that *coughJennifercough*)

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, it's definitely time to end this poll. Since we all know who won. And that Jennifer from Blue Pearl is for sure gonna get most of the votes for the "best Orange Iguana girl" poll.

[The Red Jaguars]

I was just about to update this last night, but fell asleep before I could finish. Retina from Gordian Knot wins the worst female award.

Next up is the best Orange Iguanas girl.  

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Jennifer from Dragon Lady as the best Orange Iguanas girl. She was easily the best girl on this list. Plus, she is the perfect example of how you should move as a second runner when you have a path cleared all the way to the artifact. Jennifer should've honestly reached the artifact, but it was a good effort and she is miles better than the other girls on this list.