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Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« on: August 05, 2013, 07:11:40 PM »
We did the "Best Legends Temple Win" three strikes edition, now we will do the "Best Legends Temple Loss" three strikes edition. This one should be a little funner to do because the list is bigger and people have varying opinions on the temple losses. Here are the rules before we start:

Rules:
- You can give one temple runa strike every hour.
- Once a temple run receives 3 strikes, it will be removed from the list.
- We will rank the top 20 temple losses
- You don't have to update the list, I will do it 2-3 times on every page.
- Have fun!

We will start off with 88 temple losses. I will start it off in the next post. ;)

#101: Blackbeard's Treasure Map
#102: The Golden Cup of Belshazzar
#104: Wild Bill Hickok and the Dead Man's Hand
#105: John Henry's Lost Hammer
#106: The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
#107: Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
#110: The Keys to the Alhambra
#113: The Pendant of Kamehameha
#114: The Lost Log Books of Magellan
#116: Henry VIII's Great Seal
#117: The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
#118: Ponce de León and the Lost Fountain of Youth
#119: The Treasure Map of Jean Lafitte
#120: The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
#121: The Paintbrush of Leonardo da Vinci
#122: The Golden Chains of Zenobia
#124: The Stolen Arm of Shiva
#125: The Stone Marker of Leif Eiríkson
#126: The Helmet of Joan of Arc
#127: The Medal of Sir Edmund Hillary
#129: The Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa
#130: The Silver Saddle Horn of Hannibal
#131: Alexander and the Gordian Knot
#132: King Tut's Cobra Staff
#133: The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl
#134: The Codebook of Mata Hari
#135: Pecos Bill's Lost Lariat
#140: The Treasure of Anne Bonny
#202: The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
#203: The Golden Stallion of Ali Baba
#204: The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny
#205: The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
#206: The Lost Love Letter of Captain John Smith
#208: The Bone Necklace of the Blackfeet Chief
#209: The Mush Pot Hat of Johnny Appleseed
#210: The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
#211: The Imperial Purple Robe of Empress Theodora
#212: The Stone Head of the Evil King
#215: The Electrified Key of Benjamin Franklin
#217: The Missing Eye of David
#220: The Ivory Elephant of Scheherazade
#221: The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
#222: The Plumed Headdress of Cosa Rara
#223: The Jeweled Necklace of Montezuma
#224: The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
#225: The Shriveled Hand of Efoua
#226: The Mask of the Man in the Iron Mask
#227: The Crown of Queen Nzinga
#228: The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoléon
#229: The Silk Sash of Múlàn
#230: The Golden Goblet of Attila the Hun
#231: The Leopard-Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
#233: The Golden Pepperoni of Catherine de' Medici
#234: The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
#236: The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
#238: The Broken Wing of Icarus
#239: The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
#240: The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl
#301: The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
#302: The Comet-Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror
#303: The War Fan of the Forty-seven Ronin
#306: The Lion-Slashed Jacket of Sacagawea
#307: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#309: The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro
#310: The Upside-Down Compass of Henry Hudson
#311: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#312: The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
#313: The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
#314: The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard
#315: The Useless Map of the Chibcha Chieftain
#316: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#317: The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
#318: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#319: The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
#320: The Missing Portrait of Hans Holbein
#322: The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
#324: The Enormous Feather of the Mê Linh
#325: The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu
#326: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#327: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
#330: The Mummified Hand of the Egyptian King
#331: The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb
#332: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud
#333: The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior
#334: The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd
#335: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#336: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#338: The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugénie

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 07:13:03 PM »
Strike #1 for Golden Cricket Cage. This was easily the worst temple run on the show. John and Tia only made it through 4 rooms in 3 minutes and both players were completely stupid. Any other team that entered the temple would've done better than these two losers. This will be the first temple loss to go.  :roll:  :roll:

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 07:14:58 PM »
Strike 2 for Golden Cricket Cage. This deserves last place because the team flatout sucked. Seriously, four season 1 rooms in 3 minutes? Yeah, get out of here John and Tia! :roll:



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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 07:16:19 PM »
I know that Golden Cricket Cage will be out first, so I'll jump ahead and give strike 1 to Blackbeard's Treasure Map. Sabrina didn't actually hit the actuator in the Wheel Room and later got lost in the Heart Room. Instead of trying to move forward, she began to exit the temple toward the end of the run.

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 07:48:46 PM »
With cricket cage out, strike 1 to Alhambra.

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 07:57:30 PM »
With cricket cage out, strike 1 to Alhambra.

Golden Cricket Cage has 2 strikes. It isn't out quite yet.

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 08:00:05 PM »
Strike three for Golden Cricket Cage. May it sink in the Spider's Lair where it belongs.
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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2013, 09:14:47 PM »
Strike 2 for Blackbeard. Now that I think about it, it has a worse run than Alhambra, even though the latter has a worse overall episode.

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2013, 09:18:07 PM »
Goodbye Blackbeard! You are a disgrace to the Red Jaguars. :roll:

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2013, 09:50:38 PM »
Strike 1 for Bifocal Monocle. It was either this or Alhambra. At least the latter run had a solid player in Steve despite being paired with a dumbass. Bifocal Monocle had two dumbass players! :roll:



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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2013, 10:29:27 PM »
Strike 2 for Alhambra. Lisa just screwed this one and was worse than the Bifocal Monocle dudes.

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2013, 10:34:10 PM »
Strike two for Bifocal Monocle.
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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2013, 10:54:49 PM »
Bifocal Monocle is the second worst temple run in my eyes. Veronica and Thomas were the John and Tia team of S3. They were horrible and took stupidity to a new level. So the Bifocal Monocle shatters into a million pieces!

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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2013, 02:19:58 PM »
And Lisa is forever locked in the Tomb of the Ancient Kings. Strike 3 for Alhambra! :mrred:



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Re: Best Legends Temple Loss - Three Strikes Edition
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2013, 04:11:05 PM »
Has Lost Hammer gotten a strike yet? If not, it gets one now. PRESS THE BUTTON!