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Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« on: July 25, 2013, 02:41:51 PM »
Two seasons down, one to go! This time, it's all about the season 3 temple runners. David (Lawrence of Arabia) won season 1 and Missy (Lucky Pillow) won season 2. Who will win season 3? Only one way to find out, and that's to play the game.

We've got our biggest field yet with 75 players and I'm sure we'll have some more questionable results this time around. Remember to have fun and respect everyone's opinions, even if you don't agree with them. The latter will be a new rule to satisfy everyone after the Olivia-Emma meltdown. As usual, if I forgot to add a temple runner (another copy and paste), please let me know. Unfortunately, the only copy and paste I could find are episodes in alphabetical order and not a list which goes in order of production. Hopefully you don't have too hard of a time finding the player you want to give a strike to.

Edit: Sure enough, there was one missing player: Brian (Bent Shaving Pan). I added him to the list on page 3 after realizing it during an update. :oops:

Rules:
- You can give one player a strike every hour.
- Once a player receives 3 strikes, they will be removed from the list.
- We will rank the top 15 remaining S3 players.
- The top 15 players for each season will go at it in a final round.
- You don't have to update the list. You can, but I plan on doing it at least once or twice on every page.
- Have fun!
- New rule: Be respectful of other peoples' opinions, even if you don't agree with them.

As usual, I'll start the game in the next post.

Irish (The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith)
Veronica (The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack)
Kimberly (The Broken Trident of Poseidon)
Leah (The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd)
Olivia (The Comet-Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror)
Elisa (The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible)
Lauren (The Dried Apple Half of William Tell)
Tess (The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth)
Karissa (The Enormous Feather of the Mê Linh)
Christine (The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce)
Janeen (The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugénie)
Yakerra (The Ivory Hunting Horn of Roland)
Kristin (The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great)
Lacey (The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza)
Katie (The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I)
Andrea (The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta)
Lauren (The Lion-Slashed Jacket of Sacagawea)
Jessica (The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain)
Chrystine (The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb)
Brittany (The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas)
Noelle (The Marble Armrest of Xerxes)
Jennifer (The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud)
Randy (The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen)
Rachel (The Missing Portrait of Hans Holbein)
Tiffani (The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain)
Maggie (The Mummified Hand of the Egyptian King)
Amanda (The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanuugpak)
Kate (The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley)
Katie (The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard)
Dawn (The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior)
Brandy (The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu)
Lissy (The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea)
Annie (The Ruby Earring of Ben Zibab)
Miriam (The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen)
Dana (The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass)
Heather (The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro)
Kelli (The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean)
Sherra (The Upside-Down Compass of Henry Hudson)
Hallie (The Useless Map of the Chibcha Chieftain)
Elise (The War Fan of the Forty-seven Ronin)
Thomas (The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack)
Matthew (The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd)
Jonathan (The Comet-Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror)
Travis (The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible)
Brett (The Dried Apple Half of William Tell)
Eddie (The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth)
David (The Enormous Feather of the Mê Linh)
Jeremy (The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce)
Jay (The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugénie)
Kris (The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great)
Asher (The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza)
Judge (The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I)
Mike (The Lion-Slashed Jacket of Sacagawea)
Jarrid (The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain)
Dean (The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb)
Damien (The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas)
Pat (The Marble Armrest of Xerxes)
Nick (The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud)
T.J. (The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen)
Keith (The Missing Portrait of Hans Holbein)
Josh (The Mummified Hand of the Egyptian King)
Gator (The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanuugpak)
Larry (The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley)
Jared (The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard)
Ryan (The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior)
Quentin (The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu)
Nate (The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea)
Kevin (The Ruby Earring of Ben Zibab)
Zac Turney (The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen)
Jason (The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass)
Casey (The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro)
Mike (The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean)
Derek (The Upside-Down Compass of Henry Hudson)
Jared (The Useless Map of the Chibcha Chieftain)
Jeremy (The War Fan of the Forty-seven Ronin)
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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2013, 02:42:03 PM »
Strike 1 for Veronica (Bifocal Monocle). There were some bad players in season 3, but I think it's clear who the worst player of this season is, and that's Veronica. She wasn't very fast, not bright, had a bad temple plan, and couldn't climb out of the pit for the life of her. One of the worst runs ever, thanks to Veronica. :roll: :oops:



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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2013, 02:50:37 PM »
Strike 2 for Veronica, she clearly sucked :roll:



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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2013, 03:33:34 PM »
Strike #1 for Karisa from Enormous Feather. She was a horrible second runner and one of the worst on the show. With two minutes to herself, she did everything wrong in the temple. She moved slow, looked confused, and was just an all around terrible player. There are so many bad S3 contestants that I want to go, but she will be the first. :roll:

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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2013, 03:59:47 PM »
Strike 3 for Veronica. How do NOT know how to climb a wall properly? Talk about lacking upper body strength. :roll:

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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2013, 04:38:00 PM »
Strike #2 for Karisa. Since I figured that Veronica was the first to go, she can go join her. :P

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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2013, 04:49:45 PM »
Strike one for Lauren. She had about 55 seconds to herself and only made it to the stairway between the Pit of the Pendulum and the King's Storeroom. That's not as much of a waste of time as Veronica's, but it's still bad. Her annoying voice didn't help matters.
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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2013, 06:00:32 PM »
I want to give a strike to Veronica's partner, but Karissa can finish 2nd to last instead. Strike 3 for Karissa.

I despise this girl because of her terrible performance. This should've been a win, but she just HAD to blow it! :roll:



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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2013, 06:12:25 PM »
Strike #1 for Casey from Mt. Kilimanjaro. He wasted a lot of time on the bottom floor of the temple and only made it to the Dark Forest in two minutes. Whereas it took most contestants a minute at most to make it to that room. How he even made it to the temple is a mystery.  :roll:

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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2013, 06:17:09 PM »
Strike 1 for Heather from Mt. Kilimanjaro. She sucked just as badly as her partner. And she cheated in the Dark Forest. :roll:

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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2013, 09:55:57 PM »
Well this is interesting because I'm giving strike 1 to Thomas (Bifocal Monocle). Just like his partner, he was garbage who didn't belong in the temple. Too many mistakes and he didn't make progress in the temple. :roll:



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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2013, 10:29:29 PM »
Strike 2 for Casey



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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2013, 10:35:56 PM »
Strike 2 for Thomas.

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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 10:54:51 PM »
Strike three for Thomas. He was just as bad as his partner.
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Re: Legends S3 Temple Run Players - 3 Strikes Edition
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2013, 12:08:12 AM »
And Casey runs into a temple spirit once again. Strike 3.



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