All Time Worst Temple Run Elimination Thread

[PurpleParrot319]

Time to take out more garbage.

Next run to take a hike is The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce. Unlike most of these losses, I can tolerate this one. Both players moved at an okay pace and the layout was just impossible. All rooms would've been entered had they gotten to the Spider Web. Two fair players and an impossible layout.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
The Broken Trident of Poseidon
The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

EDIT: Okay, this run really isn't garbage, but still. What I'm saying is that it's getting harder and harder to eliminate these losses. The majority of them just suck, but this one really isn't that bad.

[The Red Jaguars]

Just a curious question - did someone reorganize the list in the original post. When I copied and pasted the bottom 15 runs for each season, I copied them in the order they finished in each respective thread. And in my first post it looks like all the episodes are rearranged by production order. I don't remember organizing the runs that way though, unless someone else did it for me? Not that I mind, i just don't want to think I am going crazy. 

Out goes "The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley". This run was pretty sucky due to an overexcited contestant who was not that fast and an awkward second contestant who failed miserably in the Shrine. However, I can tolerate this run more than the remaining on the list. The players were okay, but they were not downright terrible like players in these other runs.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
The Broken Trident of Poseidon
The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

[The Red Jaguars]

Its a new day for me, and out goes "The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud". This run is kind of unbearable too watch due to how slow Nicholas was in the temple and how much time he wasted. Jennifer did not have enough time to make up for his lack of talent, but she still made it pretty far and even almost assembled the monkey in time. At least this team made it far in their run, including a trek up the central shaft. Not many of these remaining runs can say that.


Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
The Broken Trident of Poseidon
The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[PurpleParrot319]

Next run to go is The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith. It's not a great run, but it is better than most of the remaining garbage. Just a boring and forgettable run. No reason to keep it around any longer.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
The Broken Trident of Poseidon
The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I can't believe I forgot to post in this thread last night. And as far as the list goes, they were put in order, separating them by season. But I clustered them back together. I don't think anyone will mind.

Anyways, "The Broken Trident of Poseidon" goes next. I didn't want to eliminate this run, but it's best of the worst remaining at this point. Kimberly was doing just fine until she reached the trident. A majority of the runs remaining, weren't nearly as close to victory as this run was.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[PurpleParrot319]

"The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean" was looking great until Kelly messed everything up. Mike was great, Kelly was not. I'm also not fond at Kirk's impatience with Mike throughout the run. "You're gonna have to move Michael!". Why not get pissed off at Kelly? She screwed everything up while Mike was a beast. Anyway, of what's left, this run is at least watchable for the most part. Like I said, the run was looking great until Kelly entered the temple. I'm eliminating this run.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[The Red Jaguars]

This is getting so tricky now... 

I am going to get rid of "The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny" next. This team was a disappointmet in the temple after sweeping the temple games, but I suppose its more tolerabl than the other runs left. Both players were kind of slow and ran backwards for no reason, but they still made more progress towards the Cannonball than some of these runs left. I guess that says something.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I know, they all deserve to still be on the list.

"The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I" goes next. This is more of a filler run than it is a bad run.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Stolen Arm of Shiva
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh

[The Red Jaguars]

"The Stolen Arm of Shiva" featured a team that took slowness too a new level, but that was there only real problem. They still made it pretty far and that included a trek up the central shaft also. Besides, "Cosa Rara" is gone and this run had the same layout as that temple run. And its not like the players were clueless, they were just real slow.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Well, Evan was pretty clueless with the monkey. Just look at TSM's GIF.

Anyways, "The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman" goes next. It had a disappointing outcome, but Ryann was the only reason this team lost. Chris did alright though. We'll never really know what Ryann was all about since she didn't last long.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh

[PurpleParrot319]

Haven't made an elimination yet.

Next to go and taking 20th place is The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart. It really wasn't a good run, but compared to what's left, Kristen made it pretty far. I don't think this is bottom 15 quality.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh

[PurpleParrot319]

Since I'm worried about my computer, I'm going to make a quick 2nd elimination. It goes to "The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh" because at least the item was grabbed.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
Elizabeth I's Golden Ship
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell

[The Red Jaguars]

I am going to get rid of "Elizabeth I's Golden Ship" next. Sure, the team only made it through four rooms of the temple. But that was because their run was cut short due to the lack of another full pendant. If the run didn't even triple capture, then this team would've most likely made it much further. Besides, their only real problem was that they were a little slow. I have more sympathy for this team as their temple guard placement was ridiculous and there was no half-pendant in site.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I can't believe "Enormous Feather" is gone. That's easily bottom 15 for me, it was a terrible temple run. -_-

Anyways, "The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman" goes next. This temple run sucked yes, but at least it had an interesting layout. Plus, it was Bryan who was moreso to blame. Gracelyn's only problem was moving too slow.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Stone Head of the Evil King
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell

[PurpleParrot319]

Sorry for not giving a better explanation for my elimination of Enormous Feather (stupid computer ).

I eliminated it because it had some redeeming factors to it. David was pretty fast. Really, he was a good player. The team made it very far in the temple, and despite Karissa's stupidity, she managed to make it to the Feather. What redeeming factors do these remaining runs have? Not very much. In fact, I'm honestly surprised that Sacred Ring is gone now. That run has almost no redeeming factors whatsoever.

Anyway, next to go is "The Stone Head of the Evil King". I pity this team because they had to deal with Medusa's Lair having four snakes. It shouldn't take over a minute to finish the objective, but four snakes is too much. To be honest with you, I don't think this team was that bad. Heather wasn't bad in her short stay and Tony looked like a fairly good player. Sure, Tony may have been stupid in the King's Storeroom, but can you blame him for punching those pots in anger? This run can go.

It just misses the bottom 15 and now we're into the worst 15 runs of the show.

Blackbeard's Treasure Map
John Henry's Lost Hammer
The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
The Keys to the Alhambra
The Oracle Bowl of Delphi
The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale
The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King
The Lost Lion Tail of Little John
The Crown of Queen Nzinga
The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh
The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell