They all sucked and deserved to go one way or the other.

Robbie (The Pendant of Kamehameha)
Jason (The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus)
Zac Turney (The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen)
Kris (The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great)
UNSAFE:
Sean (The Golden Cup of Belshazzar)
Jammin' John (Galileo's Cannonball)
Josh Sullener (Wild Bill Hickok and the Dead Man's Hand)
Joe (Elizabeth I's Golden Ship)
Billy (John Henry's Lost Hammer)
Damian (John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine)
Taylor (The Helmet of Genghis Khan)
Steve (The Keys to the Alhambra)
Shawn (The Trojan Horseshoe)
Nick (Henry VIII's Great Seal)
Robert (The Lost Log Books of Magellan)
Mitchell (The Moccasins of Geronimo)
James (Ponce de León and the Lost Fountain of Youth)
Shane (The Oracle Bowl of Delphi)
Roberto (The Paintbrush of Leonardo Da Vinci)
Aaron (The Treasure Map of Jean Lafitte)
Justin (The Golden Chains of Zenobia)
Eddie (The Helmet of Joan of Arc)
Christopher Santorra (The Stone Marker of Leifr Eiríksson)
Chris (The Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa)
Tim (Alexander and the Gordian Knot)
Bobby (The Mask of Shaka Zulu)
Danny (The Medal of Sir Edmund Hillary)
Damon (The Silver Saddle Horn of Hannibal)
David (King Tut's Cobra Staff)
Chris (Pecos Bill's Lost Lariat)
Jeremy (Robin Hood and Marian's Ladder)
Albert (The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl)
Gareth (The Codebook of Mata Hari)
Adam (The Collar of Davy Crockett)
Robert (The Snake Bracelet of Cleopatra)
Ron (The Treasure of Anne Bonny)
James (The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale)
C.J. (The Golden Stallion of Ali Baba)
Jonathan (The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny)
Robert (The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata)
Brandon (The Bone Necklace of the Blackfeet Chief)
Josh (The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King)
Brett (The Diary of Dr. Livingstone)
Peter (The Electrified Key of Benjamin Franklin)
Joshua (The Imperial Purple Robe of Empress Theodora)
Derrick Kujak (The Lost Love Letter of Captain John Smith)
Chris (The Mush Pot Hat of Johnny Appleseed)
Tony (The Stone Head of the Evil King)
Chris (The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman)
Benjamin (The Crown of Queen Nzinga)
Joel (The Enormous Iron Nose Ring of Babe)
Brad (The Ivory Elephant of Scheherazade)
Kevin (The Jeweled Necklace of Montezuma)
Justin (The Mask of the Man in the Iron Mask)
Michael (The Missing Eye of David)
Justin (The Plumed Headdress of Cosa Rara)
Bobby (The Shriveled Hand of Efoua)
Brian (The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoléon)
Shane (The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba)
Nick (The Leopard-Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley)
Steven (The Silk Sash of Mùlán)
Tony (The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid)
Matt (The Bonnet of Dolley Madison)
Jason (The Broken Wing of Icarus)
Chris (The Golden Pepperoni of Catherine de' Medici)
Nick (The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh)
Jim (The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl)
Brian (The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith)
Matthew (The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd)
Jonathan (The Comet-Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror)
Travis (The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible)
Brett (The Dried Apple Half of William Tell)
Eddie (The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth)
David (The Enormous Feather of the Mê Linh)
Jeremy (The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce)
Jay (The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugénie)
Asher (The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza)
Judge (The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I)
Mike (The Lion-Slashed Jacket of Sacagawea)
Jarrid (The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain)
Dean (The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb)
Damien (The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas)
Nick (The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud)
T.J. (The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen)
Keith (The Missing Portrait of Hans Holbein)
Josh (The Mummified Hand of the Egyptian King)
Larry (The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley)
Jared (The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard)
Ryan (The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior)
Quentin (The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu)
Nate (The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea)
Kevin (The Ruby Earring of Ben Zibab)
Mike (The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean)
Derek (The Upside-Down Compass of Henry Hudson)
Jared (The Useless Map of the Chibcha Chieftain)
Jeremy (The War Fan of the Forty-seven Ronin)