That What's Up post was supposed to be texted to my friend. I have no idea why I posted it here.

And the answer is Magcargo.
It evaporates water when it cames in contact with it, but it has a 4x weakness to water.
Its shell can easily crumble, which technically would make it lose it's rock type, but it can't lose it's shell in any game.
You can only touch its shell because the rest of its body is lava.