I do plan on transcribing this episode, although I've had no time to work on fanfic lately and I won't be able to get to it until sometime next week. First I'm going to complete my own forthcoming episode, "The Half-Eaten Pomegranate of Persephone", then I'll get to your Willy Wonka one. I like your idea and think it will make for a good episode. I haven't seen the Johnny Depp version (only the Gene Wilder one), but I'll do my best.