Ask my Magic 8-Ball anything!

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Is TRJ kicking himself because he let PP319 neglect that thread and spent the night having an orgy with Kim, Lisa, Sabrina, Renee, and Kim to help lessen the guilt and watched "The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan" in his little TV built in his fancy hot tub?

Just wanted to even the score.

[PurpleParrot319]

Is TRJ kicking himself because he let PP319 neglect that thread and spent the night having an orgy with Kim, Lisa, Sabrina, Renee, and Kim to help lessen the guilt and watched "The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan" in his little TV built in his fancy hot tub?

Just wanted to even the score.

"It is certain"

I haven't laughed this much in a while!

[The Red Jaguars]

That's not fair, why do I get two Kims? I only gave PPF only one Jackie. 

[PurpleParrot319]

That's not fair, why do I get two Kims? I only gave PPF only one Jackie. 

Because the Kims love you!

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Damn, I should have included Dana. But hey, all the Kims sucked, so it still works out.

[The Red Jaguars]

Since it's almost Valentine's Day, can I ask a joke question?

Does PPF have John, Tia, Jackie, Claude, Gracelyn, and Brian locked in a secret place in her house and when they are in public she keeps them on leashes so they don't run away and at night they eat together around a large table telling bad jokes and then when it is bad time gives them a good night kiss and locks them away so no one can take her BFF's away? 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Does TRJ have a sex chamber where he screws around with Dana, all the Kims, Lisa, Sabrina, and Renee and make chants about how having sex is cool and watch porn videos and reenact everything they see in those shows and post it on both YouTube AND Facebook for all to see and don't care how gets offended? And sometimes they have sex while in chains and like it?

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Should every Purple Parrot fan in the world be forced to be strapped on a chair and watch John and Tia get married with the Golden Cricket Cage of Khan in the background?

[PurpleParrot319]

Since it's almost Valentine's Day, can I ask a joke question?

Does PPF have John, Tia, Jackie, Claude, Gracelyn, and Brian locked in a secret place in her house and when they are in public she keeps them on leashes so they don't run away and at night they eat together around a large table telling bad jokes and then when it is bad time gives them a good night kiss and locks them away so no one can take her BFF's away?  

"You may rely on it"

Does TRJ have a sex chamber where he screws around with Dana, all the Kims, Lisa, Sabrina, and Renee and make chants about how having sex is cool and watch porn videos and reenact everything they see in those shows and post it on both YouTube AND Facebook for all to see and don't care how gets offended? And sometimes they have sex while in chains and like it?

"Yes"

Should every Purple Parrot fan in the world be forced to be strapped on a chair and watch John and Tia get married with the Golden Cricket Cage of Khan in the background?

"You may rely on it"

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Should every Purple Parrot fan in the world be forced to be strapped on a chair and watch John and Tia get married with the Golden Cricket Cage of Khan in the background?

"You may rely on it"

Enjoy John & Tia

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah right, like I'm ever watching Cricket Cage. I saw the full episode once, and I will never, ever watch it again.

Here's a serious question for once:

Will anyone I have sent a friend request to on Facebook ever respond to my friend requests?

[PurpleParrot319]

Yeah right, like I'm ever watching Cricket Cage. I saw the full episode once, and I will never, ever watch it again.

Here's a serious question for once:

Will anyone I have sent a friend request to on Facebook ever respond to my friend requests?

"As I see it, yes"

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Does PPF have John, Tia, Lisa, Veronica, Casey, Kim X3, Lauren, Sabrina, Claude, Karisa, Jackie, Dana, Brian, & Gracelyn go to Cowboys Stadium and watch The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan, The Keys to the Alhambra, and any one of the episodes that had those people in. Then go celebrate at a losers party?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I don't really appreciate everyone ganging up on me just because I like the Purple Parrots. Joking or not, it's getting a little tiresome. =/

Serious question: Are all the issues with Firefox gonna get fixed anytime soon?

[PurpleParrot319]

Does PPF have John, Tia, Lisa, Veronica, Casey, Kim X3, Lauren, Sabrina, Claude, Karisa, Jackie, Dana, Brian, & Gracelyn go to Cowboys Stadium and watch The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan, The Keys to the Alhambra, and any one of the episodes that had those people in. Then go celebrate at a losers party?

"Yes"

I don't really appreciate everyone ganging up on me just because I like the Purple Parrots. Joking or not, it's getting a little tiresome. =/

Serious question: Are all the issues with Firefox gonna get fixed anytime soon?

"Yes"