Ask my Magic 8-Ball anything!

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Should any Purple Parrot item be thrown in a fire.

[PurpleParrot319]

Will the Red Jaguar items be boycotted and banned from stores forever?

"Yes"

That's much better!

[PurpleParrot319]

Should any Purple Parrot item be thrown in a fire.

Be careful now.

"As I see it, yes"

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Should someone be sent to a mental institution and locked there forever if they show ANY kind of love to the Red Jaguars? The poorest excuse for a team in mankind that everyone has to hate or they're insane?

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Should we pass a law Keeping Red Jaguars AND Purple Parrot stuff away from our eyes and sent to a black hole disappearing forever?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

*Bump*

Will the Main Spam Topic reach Page 3,000 by Valentines Day?

[The Red Jaguars]

Can I ask a couple of questions since it has been a while?

1.) Will the Ravens beat New England on Sunday and go to the SB?

2.) Does PPF like to brush Jackie's hair, go on long walks with Claude, play hide and seek with Brian and Gracelyn, watch horror movies with Eusinia, and make pizza with Aqila? And then have a sleepover with all of them when the day is over? And does this everyday too? 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Does TRJ have sex with every single one of the bad Red Jaguar contestants, and has gotten every single one of them pregnant, and cheats on all of his said "wives" too and brag about it, and has gone on Maury Povich to prove he's not the father on any of them?

Phew, you're gonna have a lot of questions to answer.

[PurpleParrot319]

Wow, I totally forgot about this topic. Thanks for the reminder PPF.

Should someone be sent to a mental institution and locked there forever if they show ANY kind of love to the Red Jaguars? The poorest excuse for a team in mankind that everyone has to hate or they're insane?

"Yes definitely"

Great answer 8 ball!

Should we pass a law Keeping Red Jaguars AND Purple Parrot stuff away from our eyes and sent to a black hole disappearing forever?

"You may rely on it"

It's referring to the Red Jaguar stuff though!

[PurpleParrot319]

*Bump*

Will the Main Spam Topic reach Page 3,000 by Valentines Day?

"As I see it, yes"

Can I ask a couple of questions since it has been a while?

1.) Will the Ravens beat New England on Sunday and go to the SB?

2.) Does PPF like to brush Jackie's hair, go on long walks with Claude, play hide and seek with Brian and Gracelyn, watch horror movies with Eusinia, and make pizza with Aqila? And then have a sleepover with all of them when the day is over? And does this everyday too? 

1. "Cannot predict now"

THE perfect answer, considering I'm late!

2. "My sources say no"

Well duh! Of course she doesn't.

Does TRJ have sex with every single one of the bad Red Jaguar contestants, and has gotten every single one of them pregnant, and cheats on all of his said "wives" too and brag about it, and has gone on Maury Povich to prove he's not the father on any of them?

Phew, you're gonna have a lot of questions to answer.

You're not kidding. xD

"Yes"

Ouch!

[Purple Parrots Fan]

What about the other questions? [/not an 8 ball question]

EDIT: Never mind, you got it.

[PurpleParrot319]

What about the other questions? [/not an 8 ball question]

Sorry, I didn't want them all in one post. I like separating multiple questions.

[PurpleParrot319]

So TRJ, I think you should ask a certain question right now before I forget.

[The Red Jaguars]

Yes, I will this time. Two if you don't mind: 

1.) Will the Ravens beat the Niners in the Super Bowl?

2.) Did PPF miss PP319 answering the others questions the first time because she was too busy having tickle fights with Brian, Gracelyn, Claude, and Jackie while they were cuddling with each other and rewatching the Golden Cricket Cage of Khan over and over and over again? 

[PurpleParrot319]

Yes, I will this time. Two if you don't mind: 

1.) Will the Ravens beat the Niners in the Super Bowl?

2.) Did PPF miss PP319 answering the others questions the first time because she was too busy having tickle fights with Brian, Gracelyn, Claude, and Jackie while they were cuddling with each other and rewatching the Golden Cricket Cage of Khan over and over and over again? 

1. "Without a doubt"

Well, we shall see.

2. "My sources say no"

This 8 ball is on a roll right now!