Ask my Magic 8-Ball anything!

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Should the Red Jaguars be erased from existence forever? And we never ever see their episodes again in rotation?

[PurpleParrot319]

Two questions Mr 8-Ball:

1.) Will the King's Storeroom ever come back to us? 

2.) Are the Purple Parrots a bad influence to the mind of young kids and all of their episodes should be banned from the Legends episode rotation? 

1. "Outlook good." I hope it comes back soon.

2. "Most likely."

[PurpleParrot319]

Should the Red Jaguars be erased from existence forever? And we never ever see their episodes again in rotation?

"As I see it, yes."

Right back at you TRJ!

[The Red Jaguars]

Okay Mr. 8-ball, answer this question for me:

Since its Thanksgiving, should I be thankful for not being a fan of a team that loses every single tiebreaker, lost to the John and Tia in the temple, who can never beat the Orange Iguanas, and have the fewest temple appearances on the show?   

[PurpleParrot319]

Okay Mr. 8-ball, answer this question for me:

Since its Thanksgiving, should I be thankful for not being a fan of a team that loses every single tiebreaker, lost to the John and Tia in the temple, who can never beat the Orange Iguanas, and have the fewest temple appearances on the show?   

I knew what you were going for once I got to "not being a fan of a team". I don't even need to read the rest. But here's the answer:

"My sources say no."

That's right TRJ, you should be ashamed that you're not a fan of my beloved Purple Parrots! The best team ever.

[The Red Jaguars]

Silly 8-ball, I love the Purple Parrots after the Red Jaguars and Green Monkeys. I just can't forgive them for the "Golden Cricket Cage" catastrophe.

Will my Ravens beat the Chargers on Sunday? (I am fearing this game.  )

[PurpleParrot319]

Silly 8-ball, I love the Purple Parrots after the Red Jaguars and Green Monkeys. I just can't forgive them for the "Golden Cricket Cage" catastrophe.

Will my Ravens beat the Chargers on Sunday? (I am fearing this game.  )

We all know you love the Purple Parrots.

Answer to next question:

"Without a doubt."

They should.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Should I be Queen of the universe and win all the "Miss World" pageants by default because I hate the Red Jaguars and think they're the most repulsive team in the history of the world and had terrible, irredeemable temple runs like Smashed Printing Plate, Missing Weather Maps, Blackbeard, and Alhambra? And have no sympathy for them if they are deemed the most pathetic team in broadcast history?

[PurpleParrot319]

Should I be Queen of the universe and win all the "Miss World" pageants by default because I hate the Red Jaguars and think they're the most repulsive team in the history of the world and had terrible, irredeemable temple runs like Smashed Printing Plate, Missing Weather Maps, Blackbeard, and Alhambra? And have no sympathy for them if they are deemed the most pathetic team in broadcast history?

"Signs point to yes."

Burned!

[GreenMonkeys#1]

Should I become King of the Universe because I think the Silver Snakes are overrated, that they're best win was Bandit Queen with Galileo and Sultan Saladin average wins and having wins like  , Davy Crockett, and BENZIBAB!!! And to have stupid players like John and Tia, Kim (John Henry), Kimberly (Poseidon), Casey and Heather (Mt. Kilimanjaro). And no sympathy to those runs that sucked?

[PurpleParrot319]

Should I become King of the Universe because I think the Silver Snakes are overrated, that they're best win was Bandit Queen with Galileo and Sultan Saladin average wins and having wins like  , Davy Crockett, and BENZIBAB!!! And to have stupid players like John and Tia, Kim (John Henry), Kimberly (Poseidon), Casey and Heather (Mt. Kilimanjaro). And no sympathy to those runs that sucked?

I think Galileo and Sultan Saladin were pretty good wins.

Answer: "Signs point to yes."

[GreenMonkeys#1]

I think besides from assembling the Silver Monkey, Galileo's Cannonball was an actuator based journey to the Mineshaft. Does the 8 ball think this was a simple layout.

[PurpleParrot319]

I think besides from assembling the Silver Monkey, Galileo's Cannonball was an actuator based journey to the Mineshaft. Does the 8 ball think this was a simple layout.

"As I see it, yes."

I thought it was a good run, but not great. Slightly overrated, mainly because it was a last second win.

[The Red Jaguars]

I personally like "Galileo's Cannonball" better than "Bandit Queen". Its a very enjoyable temple run and Jammin John had a cool personality. I also love the quirks of the run like Jennifer having the temple guard help her out of the Throne Room, the very close ending, and of course John dropping the Cannonball. Bandit Queen is awesome also, but I don't see all the praise it gets. Miriam was pretty pathetic and we were lucky she got taken out in the Dark Forest or Zac may have never had a shot at bringing the Secret Map out.

[The Red Jaguars]

Does Santa give all the naughty kids Purple Parrot related stuff for Christmas?