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Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« on: October 10, 2011, 09:01:23 AM »
hey guys! I was wondering what moment from Legends you thought were the dumbest or funniest. A funny/stupid one in galileo's cannonball, when the temple guard tells the girl to go up the ladder in the throne room, and she cant find the ladder, then she trips on the arm of the throne!!

Share some of yours!!!  :mrgreen:
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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2011, 02:58:24 PM »
Let's see, my list would be....

Funniest:
~ Jennifer's slip on the floor at the end of the "Lost Gold Mine" run
~ Tarrah's jump in the pit
~ The Red Jaguars from Genghis Khan struggling to stay in camera frame after winning
~ Aqila's passing of the pepperoni
~ Larry's epic fail with the silver monkey
~ Kelly's epic fail with the silver monkey

Stupidest:
~ The Green Monkeys at the tiebreaker in "Electrified Key"
~ All the mistakes from Pecos Bills Lost Lariat
~ The Cricket Cage temple run
~ The whole door shutting ordeal in the "War Fan" temple run (Not saying it was the teams fault, it was just stupid what had happened).

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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2011, 06:10:38 PM »
PPF posted some good moments. Here are some of the funniest and stupidest moments I remember throughout the show:

Funniest:
-- The Blue Barracudas answers during the Steps of Knowledge in "Robin Hood and Marian's Ladder" ("Bow & Arrow Skills" and "Robin Hood and Marian's Ladder!")
-- "You may want to aim a little higher" (Kirk during the final temple game in Wild Bill Hickok and the Dead Man's Hand
-- Jennifer slipping on the tarp in Map to the Lost Gold Mine
-- Eddie getting owned in the Pit of Despair in "The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth"
-- Kirk's commentary throughout "Keys to the Alhambra"
-- Horny John in "The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor"
-- "A musical instrument that does a jig" - "The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain"
-- Kate's poses throughout "the Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley"
-- Kelly's failure to assemble a monkey in "the Jeweled Necklace of Montezuma"

Stupidest:
-- The entire run for "The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan"
-- Kim not knowing what an actuator is in "John Henry's Lost Hammer"
-- Monica not knowing how to climb a wall in "The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack"
-- Kristen in general from "The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart"
-- Kimberly dropping the trident in "The Broken Trident of Poseidon"
-- The second runner missing the obvious half-pendant even AFTER her partner pointed it out to her in "The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale"
-- Kim in the "Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh" for basically blowing the entire run
-- Karissa from "The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh"

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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2011, 06:25:52 PM »
Funniest:
-The second runner jumping out of the temple after encountering the final temple guard in the Tomb of the Ancient Kings (episode: Henry VIII's Great Seal).
-The temple guard encounters in The Silk Sash of Mulan.

Stupidest:
-Ryann ending the run in the Crypt in The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman.
-All the bad exit strategies after grabbing the artifact throughout the entire show.
-Jason (The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass) missing the first suit of armor in the Room of the Ancient Warriors and going back into the Chamber of the Sacred Markers.
-Jeremy (The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce) for three reasons. First, he cheated in his temple game and cost the team half a pendant. Second, he missed the obvious half pendant in the pit. Third, he was bad in the temple.

This just adds to what has already been said.



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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 10:28:05 PM »
Funniest:

"Colonel Sanders?"
"Uh, a Scaffolding?"

Stupidest:

Ashlie not knowing what to do with the key in the Dark Forest in the Bonnet run.


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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2011, 06:46:29 PM »
Honestly, you can find some funny/stupid moment by going through every episode in production order.

BLACKBEARD'S TREASURE MAP
- Stupid Moment
--> Sabrina's incompetence in the temple and basically giving up towards the end of the run.

THE GOLDEN CUP OF BELSHAZZAR
- Stupid Moment
--> The entire temple layout for this run.

GALILEO'S CANNONBALL
- Funny Moment
--> The temple guard telling Jennifer to go up to the Heart Room after she tries to exit through the temple guard door.
--> Galileo creating pepperoni pizza by dropping cannonballs from the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
--> Jammin' John dropping the cannonball towards the end of the run.

WILD BILL HICKOK AND THE DEAD MAN'S HAND
- Funny Moment
--> "Colonel Sanders!" - One of the answers during the Steps of Knowledge
--> "You may want to aim a little higher" - Kirk during the final temple game when one of the female girls throws a ball towards their male partner's crotch.

I will do more later for the other episodes.

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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2011, 08:49:06 PM »
THE GOLDEN CUP OF BELSHAZZAR
- Stupid Moment
--> The entire temple layout for this run.
I wouldn't call that stupid really. It was just bad luck on the teams part for having such a hard layout. I agree with everything else though. Also, another stupid moment to me is the third temple guard from, "The Pendant of Kamehameha." I mean, I know this team only had one pendant, but what a bad placement for the third temple guard. Couldn't they put him in the Tomb of the Ancient Kings? At least the capture would have been a little more fair. I know they pretty much had to be captured, but still.

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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2011, 08:58:26 PM »
To continue on with the S1L2 episodes:

JOHN HENRY'S LOST HAMMER
- Stupid moment
--> Kim not knowing how to use an actuator when its RIGHT next to the doors in the Wall Climb. Even the audience is yelling at her to press the damn button.  :roll:

THE GOLDEN CRICKET CAGE OF KHAN
-Funny moment
--> The entire temple run and the team's incompetence during the run.
-Stupid moment
--> The entire temple run and the team's incompetence during the run.

ELIZABETH I'S GOLDEN SHIP
- Stupid moment
--> It took the team a little over 1:30 to travel through four rooms with no objectives. While I don't exactly blame the ending result on the team, they could've had 2:00+ minutes if they could actually climb and moved a little faster.  :roll:

JOHN SUTTER AND THE MAP TO THE LOST GOLD MINE
- Funny moment
--> Kirk miscounting a couple of the temple games.
--> Kirk constantly mispronouncing the temple rooms during the run. ("Ledge of Size" and "Temple of the Ancient Kings")
--> Jennifer slipping on that piece of tarp while exiting the temple.

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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2011, 09:03:55 PM »
THE GOLDEN CUP OF BELSHAZZAR
- Stupid Moment
--> The entire temple layout for this run.
I wouldn't call that stupid really. It was just bad luck on the teams part for having such a hard layout. I agree with everything else though. Also, another stupid moment to me is the third temple guard from, "The Pendant of Kamehameha." I mean, I know this team only had one pendant, but what a bad placement for the third temple guard. Couldn't they put him in the Tomb of the Ancient Kings? At least the capture would have been a little more fair. I know they pretty much had to be captured, but still.

Agreed, it was such an odd place for a temple guard. I would think the Tomb of the Ancient Kings made more sense too since they loved the one room away temple guards in season one. And it didn't help that the Dungeon had that big mat, which probably made it hard for the temple guard to come out.

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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2011, 09:06:22 AM »
The Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa

-When the kid walks in to opening right next to Olmec.

-When time runs out and Tracy trips on the stairs to the Observatory.
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2011, 12:55:27 AM »
The Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa

-When the kid walks in to opening right next to Olmec.

-When time runs out and Tracy trips on the stairs to the Observatory.

Those two moments are great. Especially when Chris runs into the wrong entrance/  :mrgreen:

Two more quotes to add to that episode:

"By the look of things you look a little soapy" - Kirk to Tracy after she completes the temple game where she is sliding down a slippery slope.

"She is snaking her way through those wholes" - Kirk describing Tracy going through the Holes of Python

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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2011, 10:44:36 PM »
New funny moment:

When Kim from The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh goes to grab the middle of the monkey in the Shrine, the temple guard just knocks it away from her. She deserved it. :lol:



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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2011, 07:47:47 PM »
Here's another funny moment:

In "The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd", Matthew's pronunciation of "Klaatu Barada Nikkto" was hilarious. "Kudibar Nikki!" :lol:



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Re: Legends Funniest/ Stupidest Moments
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2011, 08:17:10 PM »
He was probably in a rush since time was running out. But yeah, that was pretty funny.

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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2011, 08:25:22 PM »
More funny moments:
- The frontrunner Keeley in "The Stone Marker of Leif Erikson" scream in the Observatory after encountering her second temple guard.
- The temple guard getting a piece of Janeen's butt in the King's Storeroom in "The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugenie"
- Angela falling and breaking the Mush Pot hat in "The Mush Pot Hat of Johnny Appleseed"
- Kate's staged poses throughout "The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley".
- Dana screaming in "The Smashed Printing Press of Frederick Douglas." I am surprised she didn't start foaming at the mouth.  :roll:

More stupid moments:
- Kelly from "The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean" backtracking into an uncleared room and not pronouncing the passwords correctly.
- The entire team in "the Snowcone of Mt. Kilimanjaro".
- Lauren from "the Dried-Apple Half of William Tell" and her big mouth.  :roll: