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silverMarker
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Reply #45 on:
November 22, 2009, 09:52:21 AM »
Cause they're all criminals.
Why did the chicken
really
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Reply #46 on:
November 22, 2009, 05:37:51 PM »
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
If fish are so dumb, how come they travel in schools?
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Reply #47 on:
May 16, 2010, 06:31:00 PM »
Because it was a fish that came up with the term.
How much wood
could
a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Reply #48 on:
May 16, 2010, 11:45:08 PM »
5.
If you roll a pair of dice, what would you get?
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Reply #49 on:
May 17, 2010, 07:19:04 AM »
You can't roll dice--they're not round.
Why are Olmec's eyes red?
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Reply #50 on:
May 17, 2010, 12:54:02 PM »
Because Olmec couldn't find a pair of contacts in his size that would make his eyes Green.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Reply #51 on:
May 17, 2010, 07:42:21 PM »
Neither--it was a half-chicken, half-egg mutant.
Why was nothing ever retrieved from the bottom room of the Temple's central shaft?
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1990s - Mariah Carey, Boyz II Men, Nirvana, etc.
Present - Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, etc.
You do the math.
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Reply #52 on:
May 26, 2010, 09:29:19 PM »
Because it was the basement of the Temple. Full of shit and nobody ever wants to go in!!!
Why did Zac look back at the camera while in the Quicksand Bog?
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Reply #53 on:
May 27, 2010, 04:24:53 AM »
To quickly give a "HI, MOM!" moment.
Why was slime green in color?
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Reply #54 on:
May 27, 2010, 07:04:28 PM »
Because they wanted it to look like boogers!
Why can't the Mail system be faster?
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Reply #55 on:
May 28, 2010, 05:07:11 AM »
Because "snail" rhymes with mail, and "cheetah" doesn't.
Why do men grow facial hair?
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Brothers and sisters in metal together will conquer the evil as one.
As I begin this journey through my times
Notes will be spilled under childish rhymes
Of all the things that make me mad
Incomprehensible and iron-clad
Whaddya mean I don't believe in God?! I've talked to him thrice in the Megadeth chatroom!
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Reply #56 on:
May 28, 2010, 04:07:54 PM »
Because we like cutting our faces to remove it!
Why are referee uniforms traditionally white and black?
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Reply #57 on:
May 29, 2010, 05:13:54 AM »
Because the people who designed them were color blind.
Why do teenagers like sexually explicit humor?
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Reply #58 on:
May 29, 2010, 03:54:01 PM »
Because they're all perverts!!!
Why the Fuck did Johnnie Register on this site? (open for all to reply)
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Reply #59 on:
May 29, 2010, 06:35:20 PM »
So he wanted to know what it would be like to be banned.
Why do people think college kids like beer?
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