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The Bamboo Forest
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Reply #30 on:
October 13, 2009, 12:29:00 AM »
They have sex and give birth to an 8.
Why do people check themselves out in mirrors?
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Reply #31 on:
October 14, 2009, 05:36:59 AM »
Because it's a hobby.
Why did Kimberly go stupid all of a sudden?
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Favourite Episode: The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great, tied with the Mussel Shell Armor of Apanuugpak and the Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
Favourite Season: Season 3
When artists like LMFAO, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Carly Rae Jespen and Justin Bieber and songs like "Party Rock Anthem", "Call Me Maybe", "Thrift Shop" and others are succeeding in today's music industry and about 99% of the world is buying their shit and any argument you make is followed by nonsense from these people, you would wish the world had ended on 21st December 2012.
The Bandit King
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Reply #32 on:
October 15, 2009, 06:43:45 PM »
Because the only brain cell she had died, right then and there.
Why are people from the Southern United States considered stupid?
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The Ancient Warrior
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Peace, joy and omelettes!
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Reply #33 on:
October 15, 2009, 06:49:44 PM »
Because they don't sound British.
Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it?
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Reply #34 on:
October 15, 2009, 07:42:22 PM »
Because it needs to breathe.
Why are fire alarms so loud?
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The Bamboo Forest
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Reply #35 on:
October 16, 2009, 05:33:00 AM »
So the principals can watch the sore-eared students walking around yelling "ARGHHHH MAH EARS MAH EARS!!!!" and laugh during fire drills.
Why does ice melt?
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Reply #36 on:
October 16, 2009, 06:10:35 AM »
So everyone will think you're a bedwetter.
Why did they need spin-offs for game shows?
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Favourite Episode: The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great, tied with the Mussel Shell Armor of Apanuugpak and the Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
Favourite Season: Season 3
When artists like LMFAO, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Carly Rae Jespen and Justin Bieber and songs like "Party Rock Anthem", "Call Me Maybe", "Thrift Shop" and others are succeeding in today's music industry and about 99% of the world is buying their shit and any argument you make is followed by nonsense from these people, you would wish the world had ended on 21st December 2012.
The Bandit King
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Reply #37 on:
October 19, 2009, 01:25:28 PM »
So that a new generation will know how crappy they are.
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
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1980s - Michael Jackson, Madonna, Bruce Springsteen, etc.
1990s - Mariah Carey, Boyz II Men, Nirvana, etc.
Present - Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, etc.
You do the math.
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Toltendo
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Reply #38 on:
October 19, 2009, 02:29:28 PM »
Because the other two hot dogs won't get the chance to stick themselves in a bun.
-What gives?
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October 19, 2009, 05:56:10 PM »
One who doesn't take, obviously.
Why is Mario's hat red?
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Reply #40 on:
October 22, 2009, 10:05:30 AM »
Because it was white until he tossed it in the wash with his other red clothes.
Why won't those kids give that poor silly rabbit some Trix cereal?
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October 22, 2009, 03:31:13 PM »
Cause Trix for kid!
-Are you getting pains in your stomach?
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October 22, 2009, 04:24:51 PM »
No, I don't eat pains.
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
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The Bamboo Forest
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October 22, 2009, 04:28:15 PM »
I'll take some Japanese meat-on-a-stick.
Why do boys like girls?
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The Bandit King
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Reply #44 on:
October 26, 2009, 08:26:49 AM »
Because they have boobs.
Why do zebras have stripes?
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Favorite Episode: The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
Favorite Room: The Chamber of the Sacred Markers
Favorite Team:
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It's baaaaaaaack...
Legends of the Hidden Temple: Rebirth!
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1980s - Michael Jackson, Madonna, Bruce Springsteen, etc.
1990s - Mariah Carey, Boyz II Men, Nirvana, etc.
Present - Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, etc.
You do the math.
"Just when they think they've got the answers, I change the questions!"
--"Rowdy" Roddy Piper
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