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Toltendo · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2009, 02:05:28 PM »

So that it doesn't look like you're eating vomit when you're eating coleslaw.

-Why did the letter "E" get in a fight with the letter "O"?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2009, 02:08:22 PM »

Because they both wanted to go out with the letter "R".

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?

Toltendo · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2009, 02:16:49 PM »

So that people can recognize where to put the dollar bills. :lol:

-Actually, for my letter joke, I was gonna say:

-Because E-I-E-I-O.

--What do you do with a rock and a pail?

Olmec's Priestess · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM »

You send them to somebody you don't like as Christmas presents.

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

The Ancient Warrior · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2009, 02:04:53 PM »

Because everybody's lost their way.

If 2+2=4, how is it 2?2=4?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:08:53 PM »

Because even the guy who invented multiplication tables could have a slow day every now and then.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?

The Ancient Warrior · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:11:15 PM »

Because lemons are poisonous.

Why isn't white chocolate brown?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:16:12 PM »

Milk chocolate and white taffy had an illicit affair, and nine months later...white chocolate was born.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Toltendo · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:17:57 PM »

Because it would break the ethics of Tom and Jerry.

-Why do we all have hair on our arms?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »

Because if it was on our noses or lips, we'd look pretty stupid, now wouldn't we?

Why do guys have nipples? :lol:

The Ancient Warrior · « **Reply #25 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:35:15 PM »

Just so you can ask why.

Why is it you can't see the sun at night but you can see the moon during the day?

Toltendo · « **Reply #26 on:** October 10, 2009, 07:37:57 PM »

Because your daughter doesn't want her brother to show his ass when it's cold.

-Why do dogs lick themselves?

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #27 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:35:57 PM »

To get themselves dirty :wink: . Oh, the irony. :lol:

Why is "fuck" a bad word?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #28 on:** October 12, 2009, 10:55:25 AM »

Because it rhymes with "suck".

Why do girls always take longer to get ready than guys?

Toltendo · « **Reply #29 on:** October 12, 2009, 06:04:50 PM »

Because they have longer hair.

Now, what do you get when you have a 6 and a 9?

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