Author Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer (Read 10032 times)

Toltendo · « **on:** October 03, 2009, 08:21:19 PM »

So the basic premise is to ask ANY question that might be stupid or anything random and the next person answers the question in a stupid, funny, intelligent (but considered stupid), or maybe in a cerebral way, for example:

-Why is Kirk Fogg considered a bad host?

--Because he's not clear on what he's saying.

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:22:28 PM »

So... where's your question, Mr. Forgetful?

Here, I'll start:
Why does Olmec like to make reference to rocks in during his answers to Kirk before the Moat crossing?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2009, 11:45:26 AM »

Because his parents were rocks.

Why was the Silver Saddle Horn of Hannibal hidden in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

The Ancient Warrior · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2009, 11:49:27 AM »

Because they're both made of gold. Duh.

Why was there a team called the Blue Barracudas?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2009, 11:53:29 AM »

Because the "Blue Baboons" just didn't sound right.

Why did Aqila pass up the Golden Pepperoni?

nicklegends · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:15:36 PM »

Because she likes salami better. Anybody with a brain knows that.

Why was there fog at the Moat?

The Ancient Warrior · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:19:45 PM »

It was Kirk Fogg's wife.

Why did the Room of Three Torches not have three torches?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2009, 03:15:24 PM »

Because none of the producers can count.

Why did no one ever "hug an idol" in the Room of the Golden Idols?

Toltendo · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2009, 04:53:39 PM »

Because it wasn't American.

What did Olmec say to the Silver Monkey?

The Bamboo Forest · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2009, 03:23:55 AM »

"Go to your shriiiiiiiiiiiine, Mister Monkey!"

To break the streak of Legends-related questions: Why is Firefox's icon a fox on fire?

nicklegends · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2009, 09:38:19 AM »

Because as it circles the globe, it burns up in the atmosphere.

Why are the dividing lines on a two-way street yellow?

Toltendo · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:32:24 AM »

So they can divide up the lemons on the road.

Why do people wear glasses?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2009, 12:29:45 PM »

To keep their ears from falling off.

Who put the 'bop' in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?

Toltendo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2009, 01:54:30 PM »

Because the song would be about an annoying fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The Bandit King · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2009, 02:00:47 PM »

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why is red cabbage purple?

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