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The Jester's Court
« on: May 30, 2009, 02:37:00 PM »
ORDER! ORDER! ALL RISE!!!

The Jesters Court will now come to order the honorable Super Red Jaguar Presiding!!

all parties in the matter of the 1st case step forward please

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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 04:49:59 PM »
Yes, I am suing Marc Summers for dumping more than five gallons of Tabasco sauce when he told me it was supposed to be five gallons of hot red slime.
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 05:02:40 PM »
xD



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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2009, 05:12:40 PM »
I would like to sue whoever was the Dungeon temple guard in "The Pendant of Kamehameha" for unfairly screwing the Silver Snakes out of a win.


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If Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber have been ruining the music industry since 2008, please copy and paste this into your signature for everyone to see.

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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2009, 05:33:11 PM »
I am suing John for groping my one true love, Missy.
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2009, 05:34:23 PM »
I sue Toltendo for claiming that MY one true love is his one true love. :D



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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2009, 05:38:43 PM »
I am suing TBF for claiming that I am taking his true love for which my true love is of Missy.
"I literally spat Coke on my computer screen when I saw that new screen name." -The Bandit King

Sorry, but I'm caught in a bad romance. Could you pick up the telephone and just dance? The paparazzi are here to video phone us. -Toltendo









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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2009, 05:40:33 PM »
Hey, I joined before you! I claimed Missy first!



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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2009, 05:43:23 PM »
Who cares! I already have 2 pendants of life, so there.
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 05:47:13 PM »
Then give one to Missy. She needs it more than you do.



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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2009, 05:53:30 PM »
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
Then give one to Missy. She needs it more than you do.


I know what you're doing, but I'll give one to her because I love her, more than you.

So, where's Olmec where you need him to give the ruling?
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 05:59:11 PM »
Right here, Toltendo!

Quote from: ""Olmec""
You could start by climbing through the Ledges, and climbing down into the Pit of Despair.  Crawl through the Pit, then race into the Throne Room.  Sit on the Throne of the Pretender, and you could choose to go up--into Medusa's Lair, or into the Treacherous Swamp.  If you escape, you might have a chance to enter the Dark Forest.  Reach into the hole and find the key, or plow through the wall and into the Mine Shaft.  There, ride the elevator up into the Viper's Nest, and pull the snakes from the jars to open the door to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.  Assemble the statue, and you may be headed for the King's Storeroom.  Smash the clay pots to find the key which will allow you into the Observatory.  Put together the puzzle on the stone column, then jump back into the Pit.  Then, pass through the Crypt, race down the stairs and back through the Temple Gate.  The choices are yours and yours alone[/qoute]



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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2009, 08:36:08 AM »
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ORDER ORDER!! *bangs Gavel*

This court will come to order or else i will clear the courtroom!!

now then i will take testimony from both sides before deciding to make my judgement

TBF you being the elder of the two on this forum i'll start with you what reason are you claiming missy as yours?

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 09:37:06 AM »
I sue Viacom for suing YouTube. Just lighten up and let us relieve our childhood memories with those wonderful videos.

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 11:26:33 AM »
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I sue Viacom for suing YouTube. Just lighten up and let us relieve our childhood memories with those wonderful videos.

I am hereby in defense of Viacom from the law firm of Temple & Temple Guardians to say in remarks to this letter that Viacom has stated for the public:


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"It has become an unfortunate burden to go to court and protect Viacom's rights of artists who depend on us. It has become apparent that there are profits coming from these canceled shows and in order for our first amendment right to do so, we must speak against the piracy of people who share videos for free on Youtube. It is irresponsible to let copyright infringement as a means of profit. We have already provided a legal and safe way to distribute our previous shows through one of our network website, http://www.nick.com/turbonick/, where one can find streaming episodes that one can enjoy.
"I literally spat Coke on my computer screen when I saw that new screen name." -The Bandit King

Sorry, but I'm caught in a bad romance. Could you pick up the telephone and just dance? The paparazzi are here to video phone us. -Toltendo









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