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Offline TBombMadeEZ

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« Reply #60 on: September 20, 2006, 08:31:38 PM »
The Legend Of The Missing Moustache Of Alex Trebek

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« Reply #61 on: September 21, 2006, 05:34:32 PM »
The Burned French Flag of Louis XIII
The Lost Peanut Bag of George Washington Carver
The First Potato Chip Bag of Thomas Jefferson
The Lost Crown of Franz Ferdinand
The Lost Map of Christopher Columbus
The Steel Mask of Merlin
The Lost Bow Tie of John Daly
The Last Trojan Helmet of the Trojan War

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« Reply #62 on: September 28, 2006, 04:11:45 PM »
OK. I probably won't be using this one. You guys can use it for a fan fic AS LONG AS YOU CREDIT ME FOR IT

The Broken Chain Shackle of Prometheus

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« Reply #63 on: September 28, 2006, 05:09:24 PM »
I dunno why i didn't think of it before when i was saying that there should be a Legend focusing around Marie Antionettee, but in reference of her famous words: "Let them eat cake.", the artifact relating to her could've been "The Half-eaten Cake of Marie Antionette" instead of that stupid diamond necklace scandal that i researched. :P

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« Reply #64 on: October 05, 2006, 05:04:05 PM »
How about this:

The Teddy Bear of Theodore Roosevelt

Olmec: The 26th president of the United States of America was Theodore Roosevelt.  Before be coming President served as Vice-President under William McKinley.  When McKinley was assassinated, Roosevelt took control.  Not only was he a fair President to people due to his ?Square Deal,? he was also a great huntsman.  One day, according to legend, Roosevelt had a bad day of  hunting in Glenwood Springs, Colorado.

Roosevelt:  ?Oh rubbish!! Not a single Bear, Deer, or Fish today.  Why I didn?t even catch a cold.?

Olmec: One of the maids at the Hotel Colorado decided to cheer him up by presenting to him a stuffed bear.  It?s able to calmed him down.  After he returned from his hunting trip, he gave the bear to his daughter Alice.

Roosevelt:  ?Here you go my dear.?

Alice:  ?I love it.  I?ll call it Teddy.?

Olmec:  Alice never let the teddy bear go, until the day it got to the temple.  Your quest is to retrieve the Teddy Bear of Theodore Roosevelt and bring it back here.

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« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2006, 04:21:12 AM »
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The snow hat of Cartman The Annoying.

How about The Parka of Kenny the Undying?

Seriously..

The Devil's Machine (from Earthbound, Giygas' spaceship)
Manna from Heaven
The walking staff of Moses
Excalibur
The robe of Shah Jahan
The Holy Grail

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« Reply #66 on: October 08, 2006, 02:04:34 AM »
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The snow hat of Cartman The Annoying.
How about The Parka of Kenny the Undying?

Seriously..

The Devil's Machine (from Earthbound, Giygas' spaceship)
Manna from Heaven
The walking staff of Moses
Excalibur
The robe of Shah Jahan
The Holy Grail


No thank you.  The only one that I accept is the ribe of Shah Jahan, although that may be too similar to the Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb.

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« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2006, 03:38:58 PM »
I've got a few (sorry if some of these have already been posted)

The Black Top Hat of Abraham Lincoln
The Unfinished Portrait of George Washington
The Broken Lantern of Mrs. O'Leary
The Legendary Bow of Odysseus

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« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2006, 05:06:19 PM »
Quote from: ""kamehemeha""
Quote from: ""Mondo Mole""
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The snow hat of Cartman The Annoying.
How about The Parka of Kenny the Undying?

Seriously..

The Devil's Machine (from Earthbound, Giygas' spaceship)
Manna from Heaven
The walking staff of Moses
Excalibur
The robe of Shah Jahan
The Holy Grail

No thank you.


They seem great to me.
Crazy, but that's how it goes.

You don't do nothing you don't wanna do
Be nothing phony about you
Keeping it real and do what you feel
You gotta eat
You gott eat Checkers!

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« Reply #69 on: October 12, 2006, 06:44:41 PM »
You can't have artifacts tied to religious events, it'd be blatant televangilism.

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« Reply #70 on: October 13, 2006, 01:34:28 AM »
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I've got a few (sorry if some of these have already been posted)

The Black Top Hat of Abraham Lincoln
The Unfinished Portrait of George Washington
The Broken Lantern of Mrs. O'Leary
The Legendary Bow of Odysseus


Legends never does episodes about presidents.

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« Reply #71 on: October 13, 2006, 04:05:44 AM »
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Quote from: ""PAK Man""
I've got a few (sorry if some of these have already been posted)

The Black Top Hat of Abraham Lincoln
The Unfinished Portrait of George Washington
The Broken Lantern of Mrs. O'Leary
The Legendary Bow of Odysseus

Legends never does episodes about presidents.

They did one about a first lady though. :P

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« Reply #72 on: October 13, 2006, 11:10:08 AM »
Quote from: ""kamehemeha""
Quote from: ""PAK Man""
I've got a few (sorry if some of these have already been posted)

The Black Top Hat of Abraham Lincoln
The Unfinished Portrait of George Washington
The Broken Lantern of Mrs. O'Leary
The Legendary Bow of Odysseus

Legends never does episodes about presidents.


But we do.
Crazy, but that's how it goes.

You don't do nothing you don't wanna do
Be nothing phony about you
Keeping it real and do what you feel
You gotta eat
You gott eat Checkers!

Offline kamehemeha

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« Reply #73 on: October 13, 2006, 11:52:54 AM »
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Quote from: ""kamehemeha""
Quote from: ""PAK Man""
I've got a few (sorry if some of these have already been posted)

The Black Top Hat of Abraham Lincoln
The Unfinished Portrait of George Washington
The Broken Lantern of Mrs. O'Leary
The Legendary Bow of Odysseus

Legends never does episodes about presidents.
They did one about a first lady though. :P

Yes, but james madison never spoke in it.

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« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2006, 12:10:16 PM »
The Torn Toga of Vespasian.

In the year 70, the head of the Praetorian guard was a man named Augiedoggieus.   He was usually asleep, but when he was awake, he could be very violent.  One day, some of the guards caught him sleeping on the job and brought him before Emperor Vespasian.
Vespasian: Augiedoggieus, your fellow guards told me that you sleep too much!  Is that true?
Augiedoggieus: No... I mean..um.. uh...yes!
Vespasian: Okay, now you have a new job.  It's go to the Coleseum and DIE!!!!!!
They took poor Augiedoggieus into the arena where he was killed.  Vespasian took his toga as a souvenier.  Your quest is to find the Torn Toga of Vespasian and bring it back here!

Kirk: Thatnk you Olmec.  So, where is the Toga?

The Torn Toga can be found somewhere  in the Holes of Python!