Make Up Your Own Artifacts

[Notundercovercop327]

I've got a few (sorry if some of these have already been posted)

The Black Top Hat of Abraham Lincoln
The Unfinished Portrait of George Washington
The Broken Lantern of Mrs. O'Leary
The Legendary Bow of Odysseus

Legends never does episodes about presidents.

They did one about a first lady though.

Yes, but james madison never spoke in it.

hey wait a minute I did a legend based on a president

[CNN]

The bloody gloves of O.J. Simpson

[The Bamboo Forest]

REAL
John Cabot and the Mathew's Sail
(The Sail of John Cabot, as called later on in my fanfic)
FAKE
(Okay, this sounds really funny but...)
The Sacred Sword of the Tuna

[The Ancient Warrior]

Not to bump this, but you guys kinda stopped in the middle of Season 5.  I think I can make suggestions.

I don't have a big list (yet), but I've thought of "The Lost Musket of Oliver Cromwell".  I'll write it soon.

Scratch that, I'm not sure I want a weapon as an artifact on a kiddie show.  Let's make it the Horse-Trampled Hat.

I think a weapon will be okay as long as the business end is dulled or broken off.  Try reading my legends The Spear of the Nine Samurai or The Jeweled Sword of Charlemagne.

How about:
The Marble Block from the Lugouqiao
The Mystical Cutlass of Eustace the Monk (like I said, make sure to break off the blade in the legend)

[Piranesi]

Jesus' Crown of Thorns
Isaac Newton's Apple

[The Ancient Warrior]

i don't think they'd've used something like Jesus's Crown of Thorns on the real show.  Sounds a bit to religious, i think, to put on that sort of show.

[The Mandarin Hand]

The Reasoning behind Scientology

Kind of hard to find an artifact that ISN'T THERE.

[Piranesi]

The Reasoning behind Scientology

Kind of hard to find an artifact that ISN'T THERE.

"Break through the wall, it's in the Bog!  ....Or not..  Try the elevator!  ...Or not.."

[The Ancient Warrior]

Ideas for Season 3 Rediscovery episodes.  i didn't have any yet that looked like body parts, so:

The Petrified Hair of Galatea
The Stone Ear from Easter Island
The Lost Arm of the Venus de Milo
The Wooden Dragon Head of the Ormen Lange
Kaguyahime's Golden Hair
The Replaced Hand of Ali?i?lani Hale

Also, you MUST have my permission to use these artifacts.

[The Ancient Warrior]

?Iolani Palace's Missing Armrest
Demetrius Ypsilanti and the Maiden's Diamond Necklace
The Compact Calix of Cebu
The Heart-Shaped Locket of Elisabeth of Bavaria

Also, these couple are based off of the legends of a couple actual episodes, but the legends are gonna be slightly changed as well as the artifacts:

The Smashed Statue Piece of Thutmose
The Torn Journal Page of Henry Stanley

[Turbo Barracuda]

The Ruined Title Belt of Chris Benoit

The Smashed Glove of Rod Beck

[silversnakeman]

The Crown of Princess Peach

The Shell of the Koopa Troopa

The Hat of Luigi

The Spiked Bracelet of Bowser

[Piranesi]

Chris Benoit's Lost Syringe

And YES- that is totally ok to joke with.

[TempleGuardFan]

Here's a few from me:

The Half-Eaten Carrot of Bugs Bunny
The Khaki Slacks of Yakko Warner
The Crushed Beer Can of Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Feathered Boa of Hulk Hogan
The Gold Chains of Mr. T
The Golden Urn of the Undertaker
The Black Bow Tie of Colonel Sanders

[Piranesi]

Leif Erikson's Runestone