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The Swamp => The Temple Games => Topic started by: The Bamboo Forest on November 13, 2009, 08:03:09 PM

Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on November 13, 2009, 08:03:09 PM
Here's a new idea for a game: make up a statement that begins with, "If Legends was a _______ show" with the blank being a TV channel or a country or something like that, then make up a funny interpretation after it. Here's a not-so-good example:

If Legends was a GSN show, then the Stone Stanley Logo would be crunched.

That was awful, but you get the idea. :mrgreen:
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Silver Monkey on November 13, 2009, 08:06:36 PM
If Legends was an ESPN show, Stuart Scott would host.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on November 13, 2009, 08:12:11 PM
If Legends was a FOX show, they would tag their station name onto the logo.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: Toltendo on November 13, 2009, 08:27:39 PM
If Legends was a talk show, Olmec would be host and Kirk Fogg would either be Olmec's sidekick or announcer, just like The Tonight Show with Conan.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on November 13, 2009, 09:53:19 PM
If Legends was a Chinese show translated into English, it would be called Temples of the Hidden Stories.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: Toltendo on November 13, 2009, 10:02:16 PM
Quote from: ""Asian Legends Fan""
If Legends was a Chinese show translated into English, it would be called Temples of the Hidden Stories.


With all that drama. There's too much drama in Chinese Drama. It's just too much. Drama.

Now if Legends was a Japanese Anime show, it would star Olmec as the rock-crushing pal that can destroy it's enemies with his rock smash and Kirk Fogg as the sidekick. His powers would be....anyone else can finish my statement and fill it in with fun stuff.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Silver Monkey on November 15, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
If Legends was a porno, John and Missy would star. ;)
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: Toltendo on November 15, 2009, 03:05:51 PM
Quote from: ""The Silver Monkey""
If Legends was a porno, John and Missy would star. :wink:


If Legends was a hentai, it would star Olmec and Kirk.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on November 20, 2009, 03:33:12 PM
If Legends was a syndicated show, they'd have to put in commercial breaks right before the Moat, halfway through the Steps of Knowledge, and then one more halfway through the temple run to "build suspense". :P
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on November 20, 2009, 03:41:09 PM
Can we repeat "channel changes" or such, TBF? If we can:

If Legends was a Disney Show, there'd be a princess room in place of the Shrine.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on November 20, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
Sure, go ahead lol.

If Legends was brought to the UK, they would probably say the idea was their own and the comments on YouTube would always support them.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Silver Monkey on November 20, 2009, 04:49:31 PM
If Legends was a Disney show, Miley, Selena, and Demi would be the temple guards whose only means of attack are their bad music.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on November 20, 2009, 04:50:59 PM
Add the Jonas Brothers in and the greatest Disney Halloween special to freak little kids out is yours.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Silver Monkey on November 20, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
Quote from: ""The Bamboo Forest""
Add the Jonas Brothers in and the greatest Disney Halloween special to freak little kids out is yours.


You know what, make them the temple guards. Miley, Selena, and Demi can be the skeletons in the Crypt.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bandit King on November 20, 2009, 06:44:27 PM
If Legends was a nature show, we'd be tracking the elusive Silver Monkey...
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: Toltendo on November 20, 2009, 08:45:09 PM
If Legends was a movie, it would star Kirk as a vampire and Olmec as the abusive mother of a daughter who had two pregnancies.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 16, 2010, 06:56:01 PM
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
If Legends was a movie, it would star Kirk as a vampire and Olmec as the abusive mother of a daughter who had two pregnancies.


Sorry Toltendo, but that one was AWFUL!

If Legends were a magic show, Kirk's best trick would be to make Olmec disappear.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: Toltendo on May 16, 2010, 11:43:50 PM
Quote from: ""The Dark Enforcer""
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
If Legends was a movie, it would star Kirk as a vampire and Olmec as the abusive mother of a daughter who had two pregnancies.

Sorry Toltendo, but that one was AWFUL!

If Legends were a magic show, Kirk's best trick would be to make Olmec disappear.


I forgot the reference I made, could you tell me what I was referencing?


Now if Legends were to be a sitcom, it would be just like The Simpsons, but not animated and somewhat like Full House, where the setting is in locations of the Bay Area of California and it stars Kirk Fogg as a single dad who has two daughters and is living with Olmec, who is a big, butch guy who happens to have a husband named Stone Stanley and they have two daughters as well, and the six teams are secondary characters with quirky characteristics. If you want to know how the temple and setting is represented, it's basically the Golden Gate Park.

I think I just made another concept for some crazy Legend fanfic.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on June 03, 2010, 05:17:27 AM
If Legends was a Korean drama, it would be the fittingly dramatic story of two teammates who fall in love. Then they break up. Then they make up. Then they break up. Then they make up and live happily ever after.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on June 03, 2010, 07:08:39 PM
If Legends was a sports highlight show the avatar above me would be the most shown moment on the show!!!

Edit: The avatar above me at the time this was posted was the John and Missy animated gif.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on June 16, 2010, 09:06:40 PM
If Legends was a "reality" show, teammates would be voting each other off left and right.
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on June 17, 2010, 04:54:08 AM
If Legends was a popular show today, Kirk would get into a sex or nude photo scandal just to boost popularity. :P
Title: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on June 27, 2010, 05:25:10 PM
Quote from: "The Bamboo Forest"
If Legends was a popular show today, Kirk would get into a sex or nude photo scandal just to boost popularity. :P
Or both partners of a particular team would instead. ;)

If Legends were an action/adventure movie, players who lost would be locked in the Temple forever and the Temple Guards would probably be twenty feet tall.
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Silver Monkey on January 14, 2011, 11:37:41 PM
If Legends starred David Hasselhoff, every episode would feature someone drowning in the moat, and him running to the rescue in slow motion.
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Bandit King on January 14, 2011, 11:39:31 PM
If Legends was hosted by Jeff Probst, he would extinguish the flames of each team's torch that failed to cross the Moat or advance past the Steps of Knowledge.
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Silver Monkey on January 14, 2011, 11:42:09 PM
If Legends was hosted by JD Roth, none of us would've watched it :P
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on January 19, 2011, 10:56:16 PM
If Legends was a Japanese game show, players would go through the Temple on stilts and would be chased by boulders if they didn't move quick enough.
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on February 04, 2011, 09:22:55 AM
Oh come on people, there has to be SOME ideas. :P

If Legends was a Taiwanese show, it would be three and a half hours long because Kirk would  keep going off-topic every ten seconds.
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on February 04, 2011, 03:42:13 PM
If Legends aired on MTV today, the same six teams would be used throughout the show, which would focus on interpersonal tension as they try to reach the Temple.
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on April 07, 2011, 04:47:53 AM
If Legends was a show testing not the physical and mental abilities of its contestants but rather their tolerance and patience, the endgame would be impossible to win because it would have to be surfing the web for a year whilst using my connection right now.

[/slightly more original idea]
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: Toltendo on April 18, 2011, 12:49:20 AM
If Legends was a video game, it would be a horrible game. That's basically about it.
Title: Re: If Legends was a...
Post by: The Headless King on August 07, 2011, 10:10:51 PM
If Legends was commentated by John Madden, the temple diagram would look like this: