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The Heart Room / Funniest LOTHT Moments
« on: November 19, 2008, 01:30:58 PM »
The Retarded Blue Barracuda in Mariams Silk Ladder
The temple run for the Golden Cricket Cage of Khan
The reactions of the kids in the Seal episode when a guard pops out.

And of course...

Quote from: ""The Silver Monkey""
Two words: Colonel Sanders.

The Heart Room / The Worst EPISODE Ever
« on: November 19, 2008, 01:27:35 PM »
Hi guys Im back... Sorry for bumping this topic up. Btw, is there any way to change my name to 17 instead of 16? i aint 16 no more :P. Anyways, Worse episode...probably still has to be the cricket cage. The snakes themselves barely won their respective games and not to mention the abomination that was their temple run.

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The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #2
« on: August 24, 2007, 04:20:54 AM »
I am Sooooo sorry guys I havent been working on my temple, I have to get back into the school mode since school starts on the 4th. I've decided to  put this and the rest of the season on Hiatus until I finish all the episodes. After I finish all of them, ill post one episode up each week.

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #2
« on: August 16, 2007, 06:55:34 PM »
The Questions

Olmec: What country was Karl Marx from? USA, Ru..
(Red rings in)
Kirk: Red Jaguars?
Red Girl: Russia?
Olmec: That is correct!
(Red Moves down a step, naturally they look happy)
Kirk: All right! Next question?
Olmec: Where was the communist manifesto written? France, Russia, or Germany?
(Red Jaguars barely beat the timer)
Kirk: Red Jaguars?
Red Boy: Russia!
Olmec: Incorrect?
(The red boy looks baffled)
(Purple Rings in)
Kirk: Purple Parrots?
Purple boy: Germany?
Olmec: Correct!
Kirk: Okay purple, step down please?Next question Olmec.
Olmec: What was Karls  tradition? Communism, Marxism, or Mono-theism?
(Purple rings in)
Kirk: Purple Parrots?
Purple boy: Marxism?
Olmec: That is correct!
Kirk: Way to go Purple Parrots! Now they are just a step away from the temple games, Green Monkeys and Blue Barracudas can still catch up though next question?
Olmec: Who co-wrote the manifesto? Fried?
(Blue Barracudas ring in fast)
Kirk: Oh! Blue Barracudas?
Blue girl: Friedrich Engels?
Olmec: That is correct!
Kirk: Blue is now on the board, next question Olmec?
Olmec: What was the other book written by Karl Marx? Mein Fiur, Das Kapital, or Tom Sawyer?
(Green rings in)
Kirk: Green monkeys?
Green boy: Das Kapital!
Kirk: That is correct!
Kirk: we got a 3 way tie at the 2nd step now,
Olmec: Which of the following people did not influence Karl Marx in communism? Rousseau, Feurbach, or Castro?
( Green rings in)
Kirk: Green Monkeys?
Green Girl:?..umm??fi.(Timer rings)
Olmec: Times up.
(Red Rings in)
Kirk: Red Jaguars?
Red Boy: Castro?
Olmec: Correct!
Kirk: Okay now the Red Jaguars are only a step away from the temple games! Next question?
Olmec: How old was Karl Marx before he stopped being home schooled? 10, 13, or 16?
(Purple parrots ring in)
Kirk: Purple Parrots?!
Purple Girl: 13?
(The purple team embraces each other in ecstasy)
Kirk: We have our first team going on to the temple games! And it?s the Purple Parrots! We need one more team though?Next question.
Olmec: Where did Karl Marx die? Berlin, London, or Denver?
(Green Monkeys ring in with lightning speed)
Kirk: Green Monkeys?
Green Boy: DENVER!
(The audience bursts out in hysterics)
Olmec: (In a stern voice) NO, that is not correct.
Green Boy: Wha??..aww crap!
(Audience laughs harder while his teammate buries her face into her hands in embarrassment)
(Red Rings in)
Red Girl: London?
Olmec: That is ??CORRECT!
Kirk: THESE TWO TEAMS ARE GOING TO THE TEMPLE GAMES! IT?S THE RED JAGUARS! AND THE MIGHTY PURPLE PARROTS! Green Monkeys and  Blue Barracudas gave it a great effort, we have a fantastic gift for them, and heres what it is?
Dee Baker: Its Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Board Game! Make your own legend, set up the temple, and have fun! Its LOTHT! But not really!

Kirk: These two teams are going to be playing to earn the right to enter Olmec?s temple, right after this!

The temple games coming soon! Sorry I havent updated lateley, ive been grounded for the past week or so.

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #1
« on: August 16, 2007, 06:28:33 PM »
Also, can anyone please make a temple diagram of this run! I really would apreciate it!

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #1
« on: August 16, 2007, 06:21:05 PM »
:( I am saddened by your last post,i love the show and am in no way mocking the show, I just have a [rather crude] sense of humor. Ill try to fix the posts next episode.

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #2
« on: August 09, 2007, 09:21:20 AM »
The Mistake and the Legend

(Camera pans to the Purple Parrots)
Kirk: Apparently, we accidentally made the Purple parrots go back for dropping a knee on the pads, but after looking at the video, it appears as though we were wrong, so taking the Silver Snakes place are the Purple Parrots. (Audience Applauds) Now, its time for Olmec, to tell us the Legend of the Original copy of the Communist Manifesto. But pay attention teams, cause your knowledge of the legend can bring you one step closer to the temple?
Olmec: One of the greatest theorists of all time was the Russian Karl Marx. He led the Communist League, and created the idea of Communism. (Pics of Karl are shown) The idea came up during the time Karl believed that Class Struggle was a weak point in the government. One time he quoted:
Karl Marx: The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggle
Olmec: Karl, eventually made a book about his ideas called ?The Communist Manifesto? Many people read the books and were interested in the ideas. Some people claim the first copy ever given out was to the co-author Friedrich Engels, others believe it was Karl who kept it. It however was never seen again until it made its way to the temple! Your Quest is to find the Original copy of The Communist Manifesto and bring it back here!
Kirk: Thank you Olmec?so tell us, where is the Manifesto?
(The camera zooms in on the manifesto it is written in German.)
Olmec: The Original copy of the Communist Manifesto, can be found?in the Chamber?of the Sacred Markers.
Kirk: Okay now teams, you are now on the Steps of Knowledge, Olmec will be asking you questions about the legend shortly, if you think you know the answer I want you to stomp on the ancient marker in front of you, if your right, you will move down a step , if your wrong or run out of time. Ill give the other teams a chance to answer. The first 2 teams to make it to the bottom level, will move on to the Temple Games.
Okay, Olmec, we are ready for your first question?

Ill do the rest of part 1 and 2 later, i know the legend itself sucks but I couldnt find good stuf for it, next episodes will be better.

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #2
« on: August 09, 2007, 09:20:23 AM »
Kirks Commentary  of the Crossing
And there they go! Teamwork is a must on this crossing! Looks like the Blue Barracudas have a slight lead. Silver Snakes fall in! They have to go back and try again! Red Jaguars and the Blue Barracudas seem to be the fastest. The Purple parrots look like they are in 3rd right now! OHHHHHHH! Did her feet touch the pad, no I don?t?wait! They did! Oh man the Purple Parrots have to go back! Here comes the Orange Iguanas now. Looks like we have our first teams it?s the Blue barracudas and the Red Jaguars! Now we need 2 more! it?s a close battle between Orange, Green, and Silver! Green pulls away! They need to cross one more pad! They do! It?s the Green Monkeys 3rd! OH THE ORANGE IGUANAS FALL IN! This gives the Silver Snakes the advantage! And they make  it! Oh my! What a great team we had! Going onto the Steps of Knowledge are the Red Jaguars! The Blue Barracudas! The Green Monkeys! And the Silver Snakes! Orange Iguanas and the Purple Parrots gave it a great effort, they aren?t going away empty handed, we have a great gift for them and heres what it is?
Dee Baker: it?s a 1000 dollar gift card from?I-Tunes! Buy music, videos, pod casts, and so much more from I-tunes!

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #2
« on: August 09, 2007, 09:19:24 AM »
The legend/ Moat Crossing

(Camera now facing Olmec)
Olmec: The Original Copy of the ?Communist Manifesto?
Kirk: Oh, my the Original copy of ?The Communist Manifesto? eh,Well one of these six teams (Pans to the moat) will have a chance to retrieve the Lost Binoculars, will it be: The Red Jaguars? (Camera moves down the line for each team) The Blue Barracudas? The Green Monkeys? The Orange Iguanas? The Purple Parrots? Or the Silver Snakes?
(Back to Kirk)
Kirk: Well they?ll have to pass some pretty physical and mental tests and in the end only one team will have the right to enter Olmecs temple, but first they?ll have to cross the moat and Olmec will tell us how they?ll have to do it today!
Olmec: Before you lies a bunch of lily pads. When Kirk gives the signal, you and your partner will cross the moat by stepping on the lily pads. If you fall into the moat, or if your knees touch  the water, you must go back and try again! Once you and your partner make it across the moat, run over and hit the gong! (Kirk hit?s the Silver Snakes gong) THE FIRST FOUR TEAMS TO HIT THEIR GONGS WILL GO ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!
Kirk: Thank you Olmec, okay TEAMS!ARE YOU READY! (Camera positioned at the teams)
Teams: Yeah! (Back to Kirk)
Kirk: Olmec, are you ready?
Olmec: I?m-a rockin and-a rollin!
Kirk: Okay, on your mark?get set?GO!

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #2
« on: August 09, 2007, 09:18:52 AM »
Legends of the Hidden Temple : The Return!
Episode: 2
Layout: 1
The Opening

(Camera moves through a thick forest)
(Olmec appears)
(The crowd is all happy and screaming)
(The camera does a walkthrough of the upper floor)
(Kirk swings in on a vine.)
Kirk: Thank you everyone! Nice to see you! Thank you Olmec. Welcome to Legends of the Hidden Temple. The rooms are filled with lost treasures that are protected by mysterious Mayan temple guards. Only Olmec knows the legend about each of the treasures in his temple, (Towards Olmec) which one are we gonna hear about today?

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return!
« on: August 09, 2007, 08:42:11 AM »
I am working on the 2nd episode script and should be put up in the evenning or tomorrow

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #1
« on: August 08, 2007, 06:11:05 AM »
Time Line

3:00: Enters Temple
2:57: Enters Crypt opens door on first try
2:51: Enters Tar Pit
2:36: Enters laser Light Room
2:14: Enters Chamber of the Sacred markers
2:12: Points out hidden half pendant
2:00: Enters The Bell Storage
1:32: Enters Room of the Ancient Warriors
1:14: Temple Guard!

1:10: Enters Temple
1:07: Enters Pit
1:01: Enters laser Light Room
0:57: Enters Chamber of the Sacred markers
0:54: Grabs hidden half pendant
0:51: Skips the Bell storage and  goes straight into the Room of the Ancient Warriors
0:48: Enters Seal room wastes time finding seal
0:34: Enters The Knights Tomb
0:31: Busts through stone wall into the Quicksand Bog
0:29: SHE GRABS THE BINOCULARS! ALL THE DOORS UNLOCK. She heads up the ladder to the seal room, but slips on water tank water.
0:20: Enters Seal Room
0:15: Enters Room of the Ancient Warriors
0:08: Enters Bell Storage
0:03: Enters the Tar Pit

Join me soon as We continue the quest. Next episode: The original Copy of ?The Communist Manifesto?

Id apreciate it if someone would make a temple diagram of the temple run. Please help me out here.

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #1
« on: August 08, 2007, 06:10:05 AM »
Kirks Commentary
UP HE GOES INTO THE TEMPLE! Which way will he go though?looks like the crypt! He?s going to have to pull the boo, he does and a door opens nice job on the first skeleton! This brings him into that dreaded Tar Pit! OH MY THAT?S DISGUSTING! He?s having some trouble?he?s going to try entering the Chamber of the Sacred markers, nope that wont open, looks like there?s only one way to go?down into the Light Laser room! He?s going to have to pull the tile?TEMPLE GUARD! Wow that startled him for a moment, but he has to make up some time now, he?s kind of lost now?.PULL THE TILES! There you go! Where?s that white light! Come on! There it is! Up he goes now into the Chamber of the Markings! He has to find the symbols first. Wait?HE POINTS OUT THE HIDDEN HALF PENDANT HIDDEN IN THE CHAMBER! Nice move there! He has 2:10 left. Just match the symbols! LIGHT FLASHES AND A DOOR OPENS! Looks like he?s going to go to the Room of the A, no wait! He?s going into the Bell Storage! You got to pull the vines tightly now! Nope that one doesn?t work, Jessie?s patiently waiting, she could go at any time. Man he?s having some bad luck with those ropes. Oh! There you go! And the door to the Room of the Ancient Warriors is open! Place yourself into that armor! Lets hope a temple guard isn?t in one! Nope the first one didn?t work, and?the 2nd one does but TEMPLE GUARD! Jessie goes off! She has only 1:10 seconds to get to the bog! WOAH NICE DIVE INTO THE PIT! Into the Laser Light, she is making up for lost time really well now! She grabs the half pendant! She may need that later! Oh my she goes straight to the Ancient Warriors, nice move! Now into the Seal Room! 48 seconds to go! Just 2 rooms away! Where?s the correct Seal now! There it is, she puts it on the pedestal?.and?which door opens? She doesn?t seem to notice any?wait! She?s going down! Into the Knights Tomb! Is she just going to bust through ! SHE DOES! SHES GOT THE BINOCULARS! ALL THE DOORS ARE OPEN! She?s going into the se..OH SHE SLIPS ON THE WATER FROM THE WATER TANK! She has only 25 seconds! Up she goes now! 20 seconds! This is going to be close folks! INTO THE ANCIENT WARRIOR! UP THE STAIRS INTO THE BELL STORAGE! 10 seconds! To the pit! 3-2-1...OHHHHH! She ran out of time in the pit! She came so close, but hey, you still get the Rolex watch and money!  But that?s all for today! Join us again next time for more adventures and another great legend of?THE HIDDEN TEMPLE! Buh-bye

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #1
« on: August 08, 2007, 06:08:52 AM »
(To Kirk)
Kirk: Wow Amsterdam, that sounds fun! Well lets try to get you there?.okay Greg?get into your position??put three minutes on the clock?..Olmec, lower your gate please.
(gate lowers)
Kirk: On your mark?.get set?.GO!

The Treasure Room / Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Return! Episode #1
« on: August 08, 2007, 06:08:33 AM »
Dee Baker: FIRST YOUR GONNA GET 1000 DOLLARS! Spend it on video games, skateboards, crack, I DON?T GIVE A FLYING F&%K! JUST USE IT! IF YOU CAN GRAB THE MISSING BINOCULARS BEFORE THREE MINUTES IS UP THEN YOU WILL BOTH BE GETTING A ROLEX WATCH! Use it if you like, but I?d sell it and spend the money on Video games, skateboards, crack, I DON?T GIVE A S^$T WHAT YOU USE IT ON! If you get the Missing Binoculars out of the temple before 3 minutes is up ,you?ll both be GOING TO AMSTERDAM! Enjoy their finest youth hostel, go to the local dance clubs, eat hash brownies, and of course the vacation isn?t complete without a trip to the RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

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