Phantom's Temple

The Swamp => The Temple Games => Topic started by: The 49th Ronin on August 26, 2006, 03:48:39 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on August 26, 2006, 03:48:39 PM
This game is like Rock Paper and Scissors on crack. Person one starts by posting an image of something. Then person two posts an image that can beat it. Use your best judgement; a nerf gun does not beat a tank. And no god-moding. Chuck Norris may be able to beat anything, but in this game he's just a kickboxing cowboy. Play continues until the end of time.

I'll start:

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on August 26, 2006, 04:17:27 PM
http://www.stat.rice.edu/~siefert/our%20gun%20truck.JPG (http://http://www.stat.rice.edu/~siefert/our%20gun%20truck.JPG)

Pic was too big!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 26, 2006, 04:21:07 PM

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Post by: tss1011 on August 26, 2006, 04:31:56 PM

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Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 26, 2006, 04:37:11 PM

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Post by: tss1011 on August 26, 2006, 04:40:18 PM



Thought I'd announce my 300th post with a bang...thank you, I'll be here all night!
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Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 26, 2006, 04:44:38 PM

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Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 26, 2006, 05:22:02 PM

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Post by: The Purple Parrot on August 26, 2006, 05:30:42 PM



Bow before him! :twisted:
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on August 26, 2006, 06:25:56 PM
(Technically, that would be a foul. Clay don't beat a street sweeper. But let's just keep going, anyways.)

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Purple Parrot on August 26, 2006, 06:59:17 PM
Quote from: ""Carveyfan""
(Technically, that would be a foul. Clay don't beat a street sweeper. But let's just keep going, anyways.)

Please, Clay beats all.

But touche with the Ruben picture! :x


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Post by: PhantomBPR on August 26, 2006, 07:05:02 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on August 26, 2006, 07:14:08 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on August 27, 2006, 11:41:51 AM

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Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 27, 2006, 02:59:08 PM

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Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 28, 2006, 03:12:33 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on August 28, 2006, 07:35:47 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 08, 2006, 09:26:00 PM

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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 09, 2006, 04:54:11 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on September 09, 2006, 06:54:24 AM


(It's a giant asteroid.)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 09, 2006, 07:48:38 AM


Asteroid? Peh. No problem.
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Post by: nicklegends on September 09, 2006, 07:54:17 AM

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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 09, 2006, 10:17:08 AM
Rofl, I like the linking of the asteroid to the Armageddon guys to the Challenger explosion (though that's really not something to laugh about) :shock:  8)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on September 09, 2006, 10:33:16 AM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 09, 2006, 01:13:13 PM
^ Erm, that was supposed to be a picture of Dig Dug, right? :P


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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 09, 2006, 01:19:24 PM
Uhm.... my picture was of one of the little "Bubble Bobble" guys.

All i see in the post underneath mine is "Image" and all i see in your post is "Image hosted by tripod"

:P
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 09, 2006, 01:22:12 PM


(The game's not really over. Keep posting)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 09, 2006, 02:01:47 PM
*GASP*

Touche Carvey, you always seem to foil my efforts. :twisted:

Once again, Clay Aiken could take care of that little Game Over problem, but i think i'll go with this:


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on September 09, 2006, 02:33:37 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on September 09, 2006, 02:59:52 PM
Quote from: ""The Purple Parrot""
Uhm.... my picture was of one of the little "Bubble Bobble" guys.

All i see in the post underneath mine is "Image" and all i see in your post is "Image hosted by tripod"

:mrgreen:

Now then:


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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 09, 2006, 06:19:06 PM



I never imagined how many porn images would show up after google image searching the word "hammer" :shock:
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Post by: The Silver Monkey on September 09, 2006, 06:51:46 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 09, 2006, 07:09:02 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 09, 2006, 07:11:34 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 09, 2006, 07:12:36 PM
That's friggen hilarious.


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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 10, 2006, 04:05:49 AM

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Post by: PhantomBPR on September 10, 2006, 06:23:22 AM
A horse? No problem there.


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Post by: The Mandarin Hand on September 10, 2006, 07:23:45 AM
Quote from: ""The Purple Parrot""


Is that horse supposed to have three legs?
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 10, 2006, 10:43:47 AM
Quote from: ""Renegade Pancake""
Quote from: ""The Purple Parrot""

Is that horse supposed to have three legs?

Nope, it has 4. The fourth is blocked by its neck, but you can see the hoof. :wink:
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on September 10, 2006, 11:31:41 AM
Quote from: ""The Purple Parrot""
Quote from: ""Renegade Pancake""
Quote from: ""The Purple Parrot""

Is that horse supposed to have three legs?
Nope, it has 4. The fourth is blocked by its neck, but you can see the hoof. :wink:
yah a horse cant survive without all 4 legs
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 10, 2006, 02:04:56 PM
Oh, look at that. We got derailed.

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on September 10, 2006, 02:28:42 PM


Because planes can't derail. :)

EDIT: Woo-hoo! 400th post!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: thesilvermonkey on September 10, 2006, 03:18:24 PM
Quote from: ""nicklegends""


Because planes can't derail. :)

EDIT: Woo-hoo! 400th post!



all i can say is.... wow
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Post by: tss1011 on September 10, 2006, 03:43:42 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 10, 2006, 04:02:12 PM


Nothing beats the real thing. :P
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Post by: Olmec on September 10, 2006, 04:04:23 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 10, 2006, 04:53:53 PM

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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 10, 2006, 04:58:42 PM
*Gasp* Johnny Carson!?!?! Damn you, Carvey!


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Post by: tss1011 on September 10, 2006, 05:05:29 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 10, 2006, 06:37:03 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 11, 2006, 07:41:36 AM

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You either get the joke or you don't, and if you don't, you need to play Phantasmagoira.
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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 13, 2006, 12:09:09 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 16, 2006, 10:37:07 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 17, 2006, 06:12:47 PM



That's Yosemite National Park by the way
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Post by: nicklegends on September 17, 2006, 07:03:31 PM


Radioactivity!
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 17, 2006, 07:16:58 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 17, 2006, 07:36:52 PM
Hm...



homer bowling... Sort of.
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Post by: tss1011 on September 17, 2006, 08:01:21 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 18, 2006, 06:49:09 AM



P-D-W!!! Totally ripped off the wrestler R-V-D.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 18, 2006, 08:44:56 AM
Who's seen Kingpin?

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Post by: tss1011 on September 18, 2006, 09:32:49 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 19, 2006, 09:52:51 AM



Dreads are awesome!

This show should've been called "Mighty Stereotypin' Power Rangers"

Or the Mighty Racist Power Rangers
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 19, 2006, 10:09:22 AM
At least the red ranger wasn't Cherokee, or Communist, or something.

Anyways:

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 19, 2006, 10:22:19 AM



It is impossible to find a good picture of Shredder on google
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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 19, 2006, 11:35:42 AM
I could've taken the easy way out and posted a picture of the TMNT but i decided to let the X-Men take this one. :P


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Post by: tss1011 on September 19, 2006, 06:42:40 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 19, 2006, 07:29:27 PM


There's no doubt that As Told by Ginger was Doug's follow-up.
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Post by: Cornholio on September 21, 2006, 11:44:09 AM
Yes, but it SUCKED
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 21, 2006, 12:18:16 PM
Quote from: ""Cornholio""
Yes, but it SUCKED


ESCUSE ME!?!?! As Told By Ginger > you. :D

I loved that show.... it's not really "old-school" but it has more of a cultish following. :wink:

Anyways, as much as I love Ginger, this girl could kick Ginger's ass.


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Post by: PhantomBPR on September 21, 2006, 03:30:12 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 21, 2006, 03:49:43 PM


The Incredibles.
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Post by: tss1011 on September 23, 2006, 06:39:34 PM

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Post by: Notundercovercop327 on September 24, 2006, 04:17:33 AM
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/81/1144600170.jpg (http://http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/81/1144600170.jpg)

your weapons have no effect on me
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 24, 2006, 06:37:38 AM



More impervious to pain.
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Post by: tss1011 on September 24, 2006, 06:50:54 AM
Quote from: ""outer space""
your weapons have no effect on me


Prince of Space, huh?  I like it VERY MUCH!

Back to the game...

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on September 24, 2006, 07:01:03 AM



They shut down the main reactor, they'll be destroyed for sure, this is madness!
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Post by: nicklegends on September 24, 2006, 07:38:14 AM


THE ENTIRE TOWER is Legos.
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Post by: kamehemeha on September 24, 2006, 07:47:47 AM
Quote from: ""tss1011""
Quote from: ""outer space""
your weapons have no effect on me

Prince of Space, huh?  I like it VERY MUCH!

Back to the game...



I'm a Star Wars Fan, too!  I happen to know every background charcter's name (yes, they have names)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: kamehemeha on September 24, 2006, 07:49:33 AM
Quote from: ""PhantomBPR""



They shut down the main reactor, they'll be destroyed for sure, this is madness!


That is the first line of Star Wars.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on September 24, 2006, 07:51:21 AM
Quote from: ""nicklegends""


THE ENTIRE TOWER is Legos.


I'm going to burn in hell for this:


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: tss1011 on September 24, 2006, 08:02:42 AM
Quote from: ""PhantomBPR""
I'm going to burn in hell for this:


Yes...yes, you are.

And here to welcome you is none other than the Evil Puppy of "Conan O'Brien" fame.


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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 24, 2006, 11:04:57 AM


The least popular of Conan O'Brien's reoccuring characters: The Fed-Ex Pope.
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 24, 2006, 05:58:08 PM

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Post by: PhantomBPR on September 24, 2006, 06:20:53 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 24, 2006, 06:29:16 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That's great!


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Post by: tss1011 on September 24, 2006, 06:51:11 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 25, 2006, 07:44:26 AM



Encino man!
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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 25, 2006, 10:14:53 AM
Ew, Brendan Fraiser is so womanly-looking...Anyways:




Please tell me someone gets the reference! It's funny to me. :D
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 25, 2006, 12:09:18 PM
Being From Minnesota




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Post by: Notundercovercop327 on September 25, 2006, 12:42:15 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5PyG00zfsaWcVM:http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/interviews/queerduck200_2.jpg (http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5PyG00zfsaWcVM:http://www.planetout.com/images/entertainment/interviews/queerduck200_2.jpg)
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Post by: PhantomBPR on September 25, 2006, 02:56:21 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 25, 2006, 03:34:27 PM
I assume you watch Family Guy...

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Post by: PAK Man on September 25, 2006, 03:51:47 PM

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Post by: tss1011 on September 25, 2006, 08:56:29 PM



Who disturbs my slumber?
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 26, 2006, 10:09:46 AM
I'd assume it's the talking sand tiger from Aladdin.

But I've been waiting for this the whole time because THIS CAN'T BE BEAT, and I was hoping to get to it, and it ties in perfectly.

The best, inadamite talking object, the best anything...


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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 26, 2006, 11:12:12 AM
I hate to be a little spelling bitch, but it's "inanimate". :(
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Post by: kamehemeha on September 26, 2006, 02:20:18 PM
Olmec can't be beaten.
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Post by: PAK Man on September 26, 2006, 02:38:02 PM
I hope this doesn't gross anybody out;


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Post by: tss1011 on September 26, 2006, 03:55:11 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 26, 2006, 04:19:58 PM
^ That was before



THIS is after.
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Post by: PAK Man on September 27, 2006, 01:05:50 PM

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Post by: Notundercovercop327 on September 27, 2006, 01:22:48 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yRFjPybWFq2ZVM:http://www.smm.org/sln/tf/w/worms/worms/wormslrg.gif (http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:yRFjPybWFq2ZVM:http://www.smm.org/sln/tf/w/worms/worms/wormslrg.gif)
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Post by: Olmec on September 27, 2006, 01:51:59 PM

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Post by: tss1011 on September 27, 2006, 03:52:26 PM

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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 27, 2006, 05:04:47 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on September 27, 2006, 06:06:24 PM
http://kanji.zinbun.kyoto-u.ac.jp/~yasuoka/CJK/gb2312-80.gif (http://http://kanji.zinbun.kyoto-u.ac.jp/~yasuoka/CJK/gb2312-80.gif)
(BIG picture)
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 27, 2006, 06:36:56 PM

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Post by: PAK Man on September 27, 2006, 06:46:03 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 27, 2006, 06:57:51 PM
Can water be used twice?

Oh well...


[/img]
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Post by: PAK Man on September 28, 2006, 03:55:32 PM
You almost got me with that sun there. But I thought of something that could beat it;




It's a supernova, in case anybody's wondering.
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Post by: PhantomBPR on September 28, 2006, 04:37:13 PM

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Post by: Notundercovercop327 on September 28, 2006, 04:45:32 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3tKFJ_aU5z1JXM:http://www.sputnik.com.mx/images/upload/virus%2520computer.jpg (http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:3tKFJ_aU5z1JXM:http://www.sputnik.com.mx/images/upload/virus%2520computer.jpg)

eat munchy crunchy coco death
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 29, 2006, 06:44:12 AM
What?  Is that a foul? What is that?

Imma skip that, go back to the supernova and....




Black hole.  If the supernova is large enough, it will turn into a black hole.

I can't wait for that to happen in a few million years!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 29, 2006, 09:16:15 AM
But I know what's on the other side of a black hole.

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Post by: PAK Man on September 29, 2006, 12:15:40 PM

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Post by: Notundercovercop327 on September 29, 2006, 01:55:42 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zCqaXyOAi0X9sM:http://www.stonehill.edu/martin/images/Cancelled.gif (http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:zCqaXyOAi0X9sM:http://www.stonehill.edu/martin/images/Cancelled.gif)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:iDiUwrZ_OUCQxM:http://www.edisonresearch.com/home/archives/00323982-nickelodeon.png (http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:iDiUwrZ_OUCQxM:http://www.edisonresearch.com/home/archives/00323982-nickelodeon.png)

combine the two pictures wont you
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Post by: tss1011 on September 29, 2006, 02:43:00 PM
Because cancellation and death are so closely related...



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Post by: Notundercovercop327 on September 29, 2006, 02:46:31 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8rKgSZWf5BYgcM:http://www.portalsonic.com/segasonic/games/MD/sonic1/game_gameover.gif (http://http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8rKgSZWf5BYgcM:http://www.portalsonic.com/segasonic/games/MD/sonic1/game_gameover.gif)
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Post by: The 49th Ronin on September 29, 2006, 02:58:46 PM
Pleas use the image tags when submitting. Thank you.

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 29, 2006, 08:25:04 PM
Why does it matter if the image tag is used or not...?


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Post by: PhantomBPR on September 29, 2006, 08:39:34 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 29, 2006, 08:42:47 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 30, 2006, 10:06:15 AM

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Post by: The Purple Parrot on September 30, 2006, 02:27:12 PM
The stocks!?!?! Bitch, please. :roll:  :P


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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 30, 2006, 05:14:41 PM

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Post by: tss1011 on September 30, 2006, 08:16:58 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on September 30, 2006, 08:29:29 PM
Here's a video, since I can't find a picture of this.

From Chapelle's Show.

HOLLA!

http://www.devilducky.com/media/37699/ (http://http://www.devilducky.com/media/37699/)
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Post by: PhantomBPR on September 30, 2006, 10:53:08 PM

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Post by: tss1011 on October 01, 2006, 06:19:27 AM
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?


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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 01, 2006, 07:15:48 AM

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Post by: tss1011 on October 01, 2006, 07:36:05 AM
Ahh, perfect time to use this...


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Post by: PAK Man on October 01, 2006, 12:25:23 PM



The one artist Weird Al can never make a parody of.
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Post by: PhantomBPR on October 01, 2006, 02:18:59 PM



The Mac Dad'll make ya, JUMP JUMP!
The Daddy Mac'll make ya JUMP JUMP!
Kriss Kross'll make ya JUMP JUMP!
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Post by: tss1011 on October 01, 2006, 03:04:38 PM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on October 01, 2006, 03:25:41 PM


That guy's got nothing on Regan.
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Post by: PAK Man on October 01, 2006, 07:05:14 PM



They're heeeere!
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 01, 2006, 07:22:45 PM

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Post by: PAK Man on October 02, 2006, 11:57:22 AM
I had a hard time thinking of what could beat Schindler's List (good movie, but depressing subject matter), so I thought of this;




Both movies are sad, but at least kids can see ET.
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 03, 2006, 07:00:29 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on October 03, 2006, 07:16:09 PM


Peanut butter truffles!

Oh, and by the way, this thread has offically been pinned. :)
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Post by: tss1011 on October 03, 2006, 09:01:32 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 04, 2006, 05:27:32 AM




I hope he checked the box before he ate out of it........
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Post by: PAK Man on October 04, 2006, 12:47:18 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 04, 2006, 07:17:16 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 05, 2006, 06:46:42 AM

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Post by: PAK Man on October 06, 2006, 06:27:47 AM



Drive-ins are so much better than modern-day theaters.
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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 06, 2006, 07:35:08 AM

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Post by: PAK Man on October 06, 2006, 10:15:21 AM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on October 06, 2006, 10:25:49 AM
Oh drat. Now we'll need a new planet.

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Post by: PhantomBPR on October 06, 2006, 02:36:57 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 06, 2006, 06:56:32 PM



They will mess you up!
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Post by: kamehemeha on October 08, 2006, 02:08:31 AM
That is my favorite movie!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on October 08, 2006, 06:36:53 AM



He'll keep picking apart Star Wars until there's nothing left of the original plot.
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Post by: tss1011 on October 08, 2006, 06:42:53 AM
Since Lucas just gave a ton of money to my school...


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on October 08, 2006, 09:48:52 AM



Money can't buy happiness.
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Post by: The 49th Ronin on October 08, 2006, 03:55:11 PM

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Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 08, 2006, 05:42:33 PM

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Post by: PAK Man on October 09, 2006, 11:34:10 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 09, 2006, 06:20:37 PM




:D
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Post by: tss1011 on October 10, 2006, 04:19:06 AM

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Post by: PAK Man on October 10, 2006, 12:52:01 PM

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Post by: PhantomBPR on October 10, 2006, 01:00:18 PM

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Post by: tss1011 on October 10, 2006, 02:20:59 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on October 10, 2006, 02:56:08 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: TBombMadeEZ on October 11, 2006, 08:57:52 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on October 14, 2006, 05:46:28 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on October 22, 2006, 08:09:01 AM
Let's try to get this started again.


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on October 22, 2006, 08:11:17 AM


You DO know what sodium does when placed in water, right?
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on October 22, 2006, 10:35:14 AM
Do you know what happens when you put salt in water?

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on November 06, 2006, 03:25:25 PM
Because chlorine was used in that gas during World War I:


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on November 08, 2006, 07:36:45 PM


Masks are evil
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Post by: nicklegends on November 08, 2006, 07:40:10 PM


Everybody loves Link!
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Post by: PAK Man on November 09, 2006, 04:36:26 AM

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Post by: The 49th Ronin on November 09, 2006, 08:16:29 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on November 09, 2006, 01:26:18 PM
http://www.fsc.edu/sacc/images/mario20lopez.jpg (http://http://www.fsc.edu/sacc/images/mario20lopez.jpg)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on November 10, 2006, 08:51:47 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on November 10, 2006, 09:28:05 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Mandarin Hand on November 10, 2006, 10:32:18 AM
Oh, god, the Screech picture is too tempting to go inappropriate with.
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Post by: PAK Man on November 14, 2006, 04:32:59 PM
Introducing, the people who may or may not receive Dustin "Screech" Diamond's house:


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Post by: The 49th Ronin on December 02, 2006, 09:36:48 PM
Not if the government has anything to do with it.

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Post by: tss1011 on December 17, 2006, 10:30:07 AM
Screech's house instead went to him...




Post 500.
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Post by: PAK Man on December 18, 2006, 04:05:28 PM
Is that a character from South Park? Because I know what can easily defeat that:


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The 49th Ronin on December 31, 2006, 06:03:26 PM


"That was bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E."
"I'm sorry"
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on December 31, 2006, 08:00:14 PM


Bart Simpson beats all other F-receiving students!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on February 04, 2007, 12:42:17 PM
Principal Skinner beats Bart Simpson!


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on February 04, 2007, 05:01:15 PM



Principal Skinner aint got nothing on AD Skinner.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on April 01, 2007, 02:51:51 PM
Boy, it's been a while since somebody posted here.

Anyway, the only man who can get rid of both Skinner and his show:


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on June 23, 2007, 08:50:28 AM
I'd like to start this up again.




As time goes on, it will get worse and worse until it destroys all of Fox.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on June 23, 2007, 09:23:29 AM


READ DAMNIT.
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Post by: Geektastic on July 13, 2007, 10:54:28 AM



So awesome it actually SAYS awesome.  And as an emotion, "Awesome!" beats "Mad."  :D
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on July 20, 2007, 05:52:11 PM
I don't care how good the disguise is, that's still a dog. And no dog can resist this:


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Post by: RPG on July 20, 2007, 06:04:06 PM



No dog can resist bacon!
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Post by: Turbo Barracuda on July 20, 2007, 06:15:57 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 25, 2007, 09:19:54 AM
TWO WORDS:
GREASE FIRE!!!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on August 10, 2007, 07:23:25 PM


Let's see a grease fire work in a lake!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 10, 2007, 08:50:21 PM

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Post by: nicklegends on August 10, 2007, 09:13:03 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 10, 2007, 09:50:51 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PAK Man on August 11, 2007, 06:34:39 AM
Well, if we're doing Pok?mon, then here we go:




Electricity can't hit Ground.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on August 11, 2007, 07:38:38 AM
True, but there oughtta be a Pokemon type that's super-effective against electric types... but there isn't. Oh well.



I hear Glaceon is an ice type... SUPER-EFFECTIVE!!!11!!1
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 11, 2007, 02:14:17 PM
Quote from: ""nicklegends""
Let's see a grease fire work in a lake!


UM, HELLO!!! Ed, if you were a majoring chemistry student in college, you'd know that WATER DOESN'T EXTINGUISH GREASE FIRES, IT FUELS THEM!!!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on August 11, 2007, 05:57:01 PM
Quote from: ""The_Enforcer""
Quote from: ""nicklegends""
Let's see a grease fire work in a lake!

UM, HELLO!!! Ed, if you were a majoring chemistry student in college, you'd know that WATER DOESN'T EXTINGUISH GREASE FIRES, IT FUELS THEM!!!

You're telling me that if you threw a pan of boiling grease into the water it would grow hotter and hotter? From what I understood, water is only ineffective against grease fires because it can cause the grease to splatter, causing severe burns. But in a lake?...

But you're the chemistry major. You would know.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 11, 2007, 07:17:12 PM
Quote from: ""nicklegends""
You're telling me that if you threw a pan of boiling grease into the water it would grow hotter and hotter? From what I understood, water is only ineffective against grease fires because it can cause the grease to splatter, causing severe burns. But in a lake?...

But you're the chemistry major. You would know.


:idea: Well, in the situation of JUST ONE PAN'S WORTH of grease fire into A WHOLE LAKE, I'd suppose you'd be right. HOWEVER, I noted the fact that water doesn't work on grease fires so our forum members wouldn't make the MISTAKE of trying to put out a HOUSEHOLD GREASE FIRE with WATER OR a WATER-EMITTING FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! I just wanted to protect the safety of our forum members. The CORRECT WAY to put out a grease fire is with a CARBON DIOXIDE FOAM EMITTING FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!

Ed, you're right! Using water on a grease fire WILL help spread the fire by spreading out the burning grease! However, the OTHER REASON that using water on a grease fire is wrong is because the grease, as well as the immense heat, causes water to break down into Hydrogen and Oxygen gasses. And, as everyone here should know, hydrogen and oxygen gases fuel fires.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 11, 2007, 07:36:40 PM
Now Ed, as for your Glaceon, I think that


could take it!

WHOO!!! NEWEST BLUE BARRICUDA!!!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on August 12, 2007, 11:03:04 AM
Bad choice.  Ice attacks do four times the usual damage to Dragon/Flying Dragonite.

But Fire melts Ice, so Arcanine, i choose you.


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Turbo Barracuda on August 12, 2007, 11:47:53 AM



A nuke takes care of all of you
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 12, 2007, 06:36:36 PM
Quote from: ""The Ancient Warrior""
Bad choice.  Ice attacks do four times the usual damage to Dragon/Flying Dragonite.


Whoops!!! Had the chart on its side. My major malfunction!!! **turns chart counter-clockwise 90 degrees**

Also, the


or the


Defuses plyr's nuke before it detonates!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Cubby on August 12, 2007, 08:01:19 PM



Fox Mulder wins. Flawless Victory.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on August 13, 2007, 09:24:53 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 26, 2007, 03:56:25 PM
YO! For those who post pics of people or ANYTHING that ANYONE wouldn't be able to know, use text to tell us just exactly what's in your pics, okay?
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on August 26, 2007, 04:13:20 PM
God You should know who that is. How can you not know Well if It will make you happy Enforcer The picture above is of Agent mulders Arch enemey CGB Spender or as he is most commenly known The Ciggarette Smoking Man.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on August 26, 2007, 04:46:14 PM
Quote from: ""outer space""
God You should know who that is. How can you not know Well if It will make you happy Enforcer The picture above is of Agent mulders Arch enemey CGB Spender or as he is most commenly known The Ciggarette Smoking Man.

Well, to be fair, I didn't recognize him either. :?
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on August 26, 2007, 04:49:30 PM
Didn't Recognize him Or ave never heard of him.  Cause if you never heard of him then somethings wrong with you.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on August 26, 2007, 06:06:27 PM
Quote from: ""outer space""
God You should know who that is. How can you not know Well if It will make you happy Enforcer The picture above is of Agent mulders Arch enemey CGB Spender or as he is most commenly known The Ciggarette Smoking Man.


Beat me to the CGB Spender name in the other thread outer space, well hell, don't I feel silly now, anyway, let's try and get this thread back on topic.

Still, if you really think about it, if this was on an X files forum and someone showed a picture of Olmec, a good deal of the members would have no idea who or what it was a picture of.


Now then:


For those of you who watched the final episode of the X files, you know how it ended for old CSM.




And yes

That is an unmarked helicopter.......hovering.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 26, 2007, 07:25:01 PM
Quote from: ""outer space""
Didn't Recognize him Or ave never heard of him.  Cause if you never heard of him then somethings wrong with you.


:evil: Now listen here, MAGGOT!!! I only asked because I didn't recognize Him AND some of the people referenced EARLIER IN THE THREAD!!! I might not have the encyclopedic knowledge your brain possesses, but I have a REAL SHORT TEMPER! So if you don't lay off, it'll get REAL SERIOUS, REAL QUICK in here! :evil:

Also, for all who posted in this topic, some of your pics either don't show up, or have dead links. So please check your pics to make sure they are still alive and actually show up on all platforms. (Both PC AND MAC)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on August 26, 2007, 07:34:22 PM
Quote from: ""The_Enforcer""
Quote from: ""outer space""
Didn't Recognize him Or ave never heard of him.  Cause if you never heard of him then somethings wrong with you.

:evil: Now listen here, MAGGOT!!! I only asked because I didn't recognize Him AND some of the people referenced EARLIER IN THE THREAD!!! I might not have the encyclopedic knowledge your brain possesses, but I have a REAL SHORT TEMPER! So if you don't lay off, it'll get REAL SERIOUS, REAL QUICK in here! :evil:

Look. outer space's comment was made with a joking spirit; at least, that's how I interpreted it. Your comment, Bob, however, leaves no room for interpretation. It's flaming. Don't do it again.

Quote
Also, for all who posted in this topic, some of your pics either don't show up, or have dead links. So please check your pics to make sure they are still alive and actually show up on all platforms. (Both PC AND MAC)

Links break over time. As long as we have the last image handy, we're set. :wink:

Let's see... What beats a helicopter? Oh.



A giant-er, hi-tech-er, rotorcraft.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 26, 2007, 07:47:35 PM
**Raises arms in concession***

Also I think that these


might be able to handle your he-lo Ed.

P.S. I used a pic of Toy bazookas because I'm not exactly pro-war.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Mandarin Hand on August 27, 2007, 11:42:50 AM
The internets: real serious.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on August 27, 2007, 05:13:20 PM
Quote from: ""The_Enforcer""
Quote from: ""outer space""
Didn't Recognize him Or ave never heard of him.  Cause if you never heard of him then somethings wrong with you.

:evil: Now listen here, MAGGOT!!! I only asked because I didn't recognize Him AND some of the people referenced EARLIER IN THE THREAD!!! I might not have the encyclopedic knowledge your brain possesses, but I have a REAL SHORT TEMPER! So if you don't lay off, it'll get REAL SERIOUS, REAL QUICK in here! :evil:

Also, for all who posted in this topic, some of your pics either don't show up, or have dead links. So please check your pics to make sure they are still alive and actually show up on all platforms. (Both PC AND MAC)

Whow I didn't mean to make you feel bad. Just trying to get a laugh.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 31, 2007, 06:59:22 PM



beats a regular Bazooka gun any day.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: son of a temple guard on December 08, 2007, 09:20:00 AM



That is where ALL bazooka gum ends up :!:
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on December 08, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
In Jason Harris voice:

"Bring out the plunger!"


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Post by: son of a temple guard on December 08, 2007, 09:59:43 AM



The conqueror of plungers.... PLUNGER MAN!!!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on December 29, 2007, 10:16:45 PM
CAN SOMEONE COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO BEAT PLUNGERMAN SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS THREAD "BACK ON THE ROAD"?

I ask because I really can't for the love of me come up with anything and want this thread to continue.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on December 29, 2007, 10:42:47 PM
Mario is, of course, the ultimate plumber.


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Post by: Notundercovercop327 on December 30, 2007, 03:24:10 PM


Worst video game ever.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Turbo Barracuda on December 30, 2007, 03:31:21 PM



this is the worst video game ever
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on December 30, 2007, 03:49:05 PM



No, this is.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Medusa on December 30, 2007, 03:49:38 PM



This is the worst video game EVER made. 1.0 rating on every gaming site there ever was. XPlay didn't even rate it because it was so bad... but you can also remember:

1. You don't race anyone.
2. There are no cops.
3. Over the road means "You can drive through anything"
4. and finally.. the most memorable quote ever..

YOUR WINNER
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Turbo Barracuda on December 30, 2007, 04:12:47 PM
lets take care of that "big rig"



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Post by: The Silver Monkey on December 30, 2007, 04:20:42 PM



This bomb's soooo much better :P
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Medusa on December 30, 2007, 04:28:35 PM



Olmec puts the bomb in his mouth and it he crushes it and he goes uninjured.

Fixed image. :)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Turbo Barracuda on December 30, 2007, 04:30:54 PM
image leech?
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on December 30, 2007, 05:13:15 PM
^ It's supposed to be a picture of Olmec.

But very few things can beat Olmec... Oh, wait.




It's a chisel.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on December 30, 2007, 09:55:57 PM



Try to use your chisel now!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Medusa on December 31, 2007, 05:48:10 AM



RRRRust Removerrrrrrrr.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Turbo Barracuda on December 31, 2007, 05:59:06 AM
Your rust remover doesnt remove moss:


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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on December 31, 2007, 10:06:18 PM



I think this SUNLIGHT will calm down your moss problem Mr. Barricuda!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Medusa on January 01, 2008, 04:44:24 PM
Sun block saves the day


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on January 11, 2008, 06:13:33 PM
The thing about sunblock, Medusa, is that they're


NOT ALWAYS WATER RESISTANT!!!

P.S. Whoo-Hoo!!! 200th Post! Hello Newest Orange Iguana!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on January 11, 2008, 06:48:40 PM


Wood floats on water.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on January 11, 2008, 08:07:30 PM
Very good, Notsoundercovercop, but it's not goodenough to withstand my


FIRE TORNADO!!!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on January 11, 2008, 09:07:23 PM



Fire truck to the rescue!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Mandarin Hand on January 12, 2008, 06:13:58 AM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on January 12, 2008, 09:37:27 AM
^ I saw $4.09 gas in the city the other day for Unleaded Premium. San Francisco is crazy when it comes to gas prices.

Anyway...  Perhaps we can harness natural gas?


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on January 12, 2008, 07:39:42 PM



TAKE THAT, NATURAL GAS!

-Yours Truly, Ethanol.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PhantomBPR on February 14, 2008, 07:33:50 PM



Ethanol will become useless in the next 30 years when the new generation does not know what the hell to do with it from years of boredom in chemistry class......that was a stretch.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on July 31, 2008, 04:18:34 PM



The ultimate underachiever :P
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on July 31, 2008, 05:03:55 PM
Quote from: ""The Silver Monkey""



The ultimate underachiever :P




The nineties beat the eighties.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on July 31, 2008, 05:26:33 PM



21st century beats the nineties.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on July 31, 2008, 05:44:46 PM
Of course it does; it's ten times a long! :P




Nothing beats the original.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 31, 2008, 05:48:54 PM
Quote from: ""the bamboo forest""



21st century beats the nineties.


FINALLY SOMEBODY reincarnated this thread.

So Sorry, Bamboo Forest but


REGULAR and


FAMILY DOUBLE DARE beat the snot out of Double Dare 2000! (Hey, EVERYTHING in the post is subject to the rules of the thread!!!)

DARN, ED beat me to it by 4 min.!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Medusa on August 01, 2008, 07:02:11 PM
Excuse me..


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 01, 2008, 07:56:29 PM
Quote from: ""Medusa""
Excuse me..




Well DARN, I guess you win Medusa...











NOT!!!
The enemy of all Television Shows, meet...


The Black & White Screen of Doom!!!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Medusa on August 02, 2008, 08:21:44 AM



OH NO! The Blue Screen of DEATH! Where did you come from?
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Purple Parrots rock! on August 02, 2008, 07:07:27 PM
Quote from: ""Renegade Pancake""



These prices seem ridiculously cheap compared to what they are now.  Where I live it's $4.19 for unleaded.  But still probably not what its like in San Francisco.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 02, 2008, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: ""Medusa""



OH NO! The Blue Screen of DEATH! Where did you come from?


That does happen to my lousy seven-year-old com a lot, but not my laptop or my new computer. Anyways, I guess that does beat everything...


























NOT!



What for have a blue screen of death, when there's always the chance of....






Image link fixed by Nicklegends
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 09, 2008, 09:03:43 PM

Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: silverMarker on August 28, 2008, 07:34:41 PM



This guy can smash up any moniter.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: nicklegends on August 28, 2008, 08:15:09 PM
Tails is even more awesome.




Electrical engineers (like Tails) for the win!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on August 29, 2008, 09:08:10 PM



Not as awesome as Shadow :wink:
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Notundercovercop327 on August 30, 2008, 06:56:33 AM


Unless these people hire your voice actor.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: silverMarker on September 14, 2008, 06:41:41 PM
That doesn't suck as badly as the death of this channel:


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on September 15, 2008, 11:43:11 AM
GaS can't beat


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Nickgas-misser on September 15, 2008, 04:50:18 PM


TRY TO BEAT THIS^
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on September 16, 2008, 12:40:29 AM



Cant beat the roller coaster capital of the world. Includes 17 rollercoasters like Top Thrill Dragster and such.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on September 16, 2008, 12:41:07 AM
PS, okay Nickgas-lover, I did it.

POST #350
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: silverMarker on September 16, 2008, 07:29:05 PM



Home to Kingda Ka, the tallest and fastest roller coaster on earth.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on September 17, 2008, 12:30:19 AM
In 2009, comes Racecoaster, soon to be the fastest roller coaster in the world.


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on September 21, 2008, 01:52:57 PM



Because it was shown on Wild and Crazy Kids (The original version, mind you)
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on September 21, 2008, 09:10:41 PM
Trust me, GhostRider was a waaaaaaaaay better wooden coaster than that!


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: silverMarker on October 28, 2008, 04:29:24 PM



A wrecking ball could destroy that.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on June 08, 2009, 02:21:49 PM
Not if the chain breaks.


Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on June 08, 2009, 04:32:04 PM
Yes, that is until my main man



The WELDER gets a hold of it.
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on June 08, 2009, 05:17:04 PM
Hey, what if this happened to him....




OMG! MAH HOUZ EXPLODED!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 22, 2009, 11:24:23 PM
I'm so sorry, but that won't be a problem once my main men and women at








get a hold of him! :P

Just wanted to get this thread back on track!!!
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on July 22, 2009, 11:27:54 PM
But they couldn't get back before...




21st December 2012!!!! :evil:
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 22, 2009, 11:45:27 PM
Sorry, but I don't know what I'm looking at, ALF. Mind clueing me in on that one?
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on July 22, 2009, 11:46:51 PM
It's the rumored Doomsday prediction on 21 December 2012. It was prophesied by the Mayans, so...that's how you get the temple. :P
Title: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on July 23, 2009, 03:01:26 PM



These guys can prove that the apocalypse is a fake.
Title: Re: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 04, 2012, 11:58:05 PM
bump

Since the photos of this thread all seem to be broken, let's just restart from scratch.

Also, if you don't know/remember how this thread works, check the OP.

I call


Title: Re: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Silver Monkey on July 05, 2012, 12:08:41 AM



Try screwing anything in now!
Title: Re: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 05, 2012, 12:19:06 AM
That is until




Gets you all wet.
Title: Re: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: PurpleParrot319 on July 13, 2012, 11:21:44 PM
Sorry water types, but






Drains water any day. (hurray Pokemon reference! :P )
Title: Re: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 14, 2012, 01:08:49 AM
Yeah, that is until my guy


gets a hold of him.
Title: Re: You Can't Beat Me
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on June 09, 2015, 09:06:43 PM
Bump.

Anyone up for restarting this thread?