Well, me too, but if you can look past that...
Epica - "Chasing The Dragon"
The thing that's really amazing about this song is the sheer range of heaviness. The beginning features only an acoustic guitar, some symphonic instruments and Simone's vocals; it works its way up to the band's regular symphonic-power-metal-plus-death-growls sound about two-thirds of the way in and for a short while is almost noise (cacophonic drumming and shredding plus Mark's death growls) before mellowing back out. It has to be heard to be believed, hahah.