Deadliest Warrior Season 3 Lineup

[The Dark Enforcer]

Holy shit people! Look at the Deadliest Warrior Season 3 lineup:

    * 3.1 Episode 23: George Washington vs. Napoleon Bonaparte
    * 3.2 Episode 24: Joan of Arc vs. William the Conqueror
    * 3.3 Episode 25: U.S. Army Rangers vs. North Korean Special Operation Force
    * 3.4 Episode 26: Genghis Khan vs. Hannibal
    * 3.5 Episode 27: Saddam Hussein vs. Pol Pot
    * 3.6 Episode 28: Lawrence of Arabia vs. Theodore Roosevelt
    * 3.7 Episode 29: Ivan the Terrible vs. Hernán Cortés
    * 3.8 Episode 30: Crazy Horse vs. Pancho Villa
    * 3.9 Episode 31: French Foreign Legion vs. Gurkha
    * 3.10 Episode 32: Vampires vs. Zombies

Alot of people who we're familiar with. Washington beat Napoleon 2540-2460 in episode 23.

[The Bandit King]

From the looks of this season, I can't say I'm pleased that they got rid of the 4th weapon for each guy. Sure, I'm glad that they're taking battle strategy and tactics into consideration, but it shouldn't take up a whole segment on the show that could be filled with blood and guts being spilled all over the building floor!

[The Bandit King]

Saw episode 2 last night, and I must say I'm surprised by the outcome. I thought William the Conqueror would win due to the fact that he's got more experience, he's stronger, and, you know...he's a GUY!! I guess it boiled down to Joan having better armor and more advanced weapons, though.

[The Dark Enforcer]

Yeah!!! Joan of Arc FTW!!!

[The Bandit King]

Tonight, we see the Army Rangers fight the North Korean Special Forces...and if the wrong team loses, we may be looking at World War III.

[The Dark Enforcer]

Tonight, we see the Army Rangers fight the North Korean Special Forces...and if the wrong team loses, we may be looking at World War III.

Don't worry, TBK! The Army Rangers Won 2504-2406!

Which means that North Korea shouldn't think of starting WW3 any time soon!

[The Bandit King]

Next week, I'm putting my money on Hannibal. Any guy that brings a freaking ELEPHANT to a fight is probably going to end up winning.

[The Bandit King]

Next week, I'm putting my money on Hannibal. Any guy that brings a freaking ELEPHANT to a fight is probably going to end up winning.

This, and Genghis Khan beats Hannibal 2749-2261. That's the most lopsided match this season...

[The Bandit King]

In case anyone's wondering, here are the results of each match. Each match-up was run 5,000 times, and the kills for each fighter are at the end, in respective order:

    * 3.1 Episode 23: George Washington defeated Napoleon Bonaparte (2,530 - 2,470)
    * 3.2 Episode 24: Joan of Arc defeated William the Conqueror (2,587 - 2,413)
    * 3.3 Episode 25: U.S. Army Rangers defeated North Korean Special Operations Force (2,504 - 2,496)
    * 3.4 Episode 26: Genghis Khan defeated Hannibal (2,739 - 2,261)
    * 3.5 Episode 27: Saddam Hussein defeated Pol Pot (2,828 - 2,172)
    * 3.6 Episode 28: Theodore Roosevelt defeated Lawrence of Arabia (2,582 - 2,418)
    * 3.7 Episode 29: Hernán Cortés defeated Ivan the Terrible (2,747 - 2,253)
    * 3.8 Episode 30: Pancho Villa defeated Crazy Horse (2,684 - 2,316)

The final two episodes of the Season ("French Foreign Legion vs. Gurkhas" and "Vampires vs. Zombies") air on Wednesday, and I certainly won't miss them...

[The Bandit King]

Well, the Season 3 certainly went out with a bang. The Gurhkas defeated the French Foreign Legion (2,619 - 2,381), but the real clencher was the "Vampires vs. Zombies" episode. Here's the final epic battle between the two creatures (warning: contains a LOT of blood and gore)...