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The Heart Room / Episode Awards: Season 3
« on: September 02, 2006, 04:15:41 PM »
Well, Seasons 1 and 2 have had it, so now it's Season 3's turn! Take your picks!

Best Solo Run:

The Ivory Hunting Horn of Roland
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Herralded Helmet of Sir Gawain

Best Team Run:

The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanupac
The Ruby Earring of Benzibab
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen

Worst Run:

The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Broken Trident of Poseidon
The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro
The Useless Map of the Chibcha Chieftain

Most Exciting Run:

The Comet-Embroidered Battleflag of William the Conqueror
The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugenie
The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior
The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu

The Heart Room / 5 Most Exciting Temple Runs
« on: August 14, 2006, 04:59:05 PM »
As the topic says, which 5 Temple Runs do you think are the most exciting? Somehow, I think the majority of the five will mostly be the one-second wins, but anyway, here's what I have. :)

Let's here yours! :D

The Treasure Room / The Unlucky Boots of Stonewall Jackson
« on: July 05, 2006, 02:49:46 PM »
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Lost Season 4, Layout 4
The Unlucky Boots of Stonewall Jackson

*The camera makes its way through a forest. Eventually, it comes to a stone head. It's eyes light up, and it begins to speak... *

Legends of the Hidden Temple. (Applause as camera pans across temple) With your guide, Kirk Fogg! (Kirk appears sliding down the Pharoah's Secret Passage into the Quicksand Bog; a temple guard jumps out; Kirk jumps out of the temple and runs over and up the Steps of Knowledge) And here he is now.

(Stops at top of steps) Thank you! Thank you very much. Nice to see you! (Points towards crowd) And you too, Olmec. Welcome to Legends of the Hidden Temple. The rooms are filled with lost treasures that are protected by mysterious Mayan temple guards. Olmec, and only Olmec, knows the legend behind each of the treasures of his temple. Olmec, which one will we hear about today?

The Legend of the Unlucky Boots of Stonewall Jackson.

Oh, the Unlucky Boots of Stonewall Jackson. Well, one of these teams will have a chance to retrieve the boots.

Will it be the Red Jaguars? (Red Jaguars start jumping around wildly)

The Blue Barracudas? (Blue Barracudas high-five each other)

The Green Monkeys? (Green Monkeys pump their fists and cheer)

Maybe the Orange Iguanas? (Orange Iguanas jump up and down excitedly)

The Purple Parrots? (Purple Parrots cheer loudly)

Or the Silver Snakes? (Silver Snakes pump their fists and shake hands roughly)

They're gonna have to pass the tough physical and mental tests, and in the end, only one team will have the right to enter Olmec's temple, but first they have to cross the moat. Olmec here will tell them how they'll have to do it today.

Before you hang the remains of an ancient bridge, (Rope hangs from the top of the moat that stretches across) along with what rests beside you. (Rope is coiled up next to each team) When Kirk gives the signal, one partner will grab one end of the rope, while the other partner will grab the opposite end. One partner will then cross the moat through the water holding the rope to the opposite side. When you are completely out of the water, both partners must tie their ends of the rope to their columns. That will be the second partner's signal to hang from the top rope and walk across the moat. If you fall in the water, you must go back and begin again. When both partners have crossed the moat, run over and hit the gong. (Kirk hits gong) The first four teams to hit their gongs will go onto the next round.

KIRK: Alright! This is gonna be an exciting round; I can feel it. Teams, are you ready?! (Teams cheer, "YEAH!") Olmec, are you ready?

OLMEC: Ready to rock.

KIRK: Okay, on your mark...get set...GO!

*The first partner of each team crossed at almost the same time, save for the Orange Iguanas, who had trouble getting situated. The Blue Barracudas moved slowly for their second partner, while the Red Jaguars moved very fast on both trips and rang in first. The Green Monkeys were careful and hit theirs moments later. The Purple Parrots almost crossed, but their rope came undone and they fell in. Orange regrouped and hit their gong next. Blue finally hit their gong as the last team.*

KIRK: (Slapping Orange Iguanas' hands) Alright, nice job, Orange Iguanas! They fought hard all the way, and they're going onto the Steps of Knowledge! (Orange high-five each other)

And so are the Green Monkeys! (Green raise their arms and cheer)

Along with the Blue Barracudas! (Blue bumps fists excitedly)

And the fast Red Jaguars! (Red jumps around and cheers)

Oh, the Purple Parrots and the Silver Snakes did a great job too. They had a tough time. We got a nice gift for them; here's what it is.

*They get ring pops*

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