Legends Temple Run Elimination Thread - Season 3 - Worst Runs

[The Red Jaguars]

"The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas" had a layout that was exactly similar to "Jedidiah Smith", so this one should go next. Brittany was kind of slow in the temple, but she still made it pretty far and even helped Damien complete part of the monkey. Damien was very slow though, but somehow he made it one room away. This run was boring, but its better than the rest on here.

#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x12 - The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
3x16 - The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
3x18 - The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
3x19 - The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
3x24 - The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
3x26 - The Broken Trident of Poseidon
3x27 - The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Just barely cracking the Top 10 is "The Broken Trident of Poseidon." While it is notorious for having such a disappointing ending, Kimberly was doing well until she reached the trident. So that's at least one of the redeeming qualities of the run. The other runs remaining, have no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x12 - The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
3x16 - The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
3x18 - The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
3x19 - The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
3x24 - The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
3x27 - The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[PurpleParrot319]

In 9th place is The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce. Christine wasn't so bad, but Jeremy is to blame for this run ending in triple capture for two reasons. He passed the obvious half pendant and he cheated in his own temple game. This is why the run isn't that good, but the layout was impossible anyway.

#9: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x12 - The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
3x18 - The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
3x19 - The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
3x24 - The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
3x27 - The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[The Red Jaguars]

"The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley" is the next one to go. This run was pretty bad when it comes to season 3 standards, but I can tolerate it more than the garbage left on the list. Kate did alright in the temple, but Larry was the one who screwed up big time. But at least this run is more memorable than what is left.

#8: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#9: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x12 - The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
3x19 - The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
3x24 - The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
3x27 - The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The #7 spot goes to "The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I." It's a pretty bad run, but it's more of a filler compared to the garbage still left. Those runs more than just a filler, they're just bad.

#7: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
#8: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#9: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x12 - The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
3x19 - The Dried Apple Half of William Tell
3x24 - The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh

[PurpleParrot319]

I really do NOT want to eliminate this run, but just missing the top 5 of worst runs is The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh. I didn't want to do it, but it has more redeeming factors to it than the other runs do. For one, it had a solid player in David. Two, at least that slowpoke Karissa was somehow able to get to the Feather. I said somehow because this girl was so dumb and slow. It's like she had no interest in being inside the temple. Your partner laid out a good path for you with two minutes remaining. You CAN'T dawdle around in the temple for two minutes! On the bright side, it's better than what's left. It pained me to say that.

#6: The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
#7: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
#8: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#9: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x12 - The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
3x19 - The Dried Apple Half of William Tell

[The Red Jaguars]

Oh God, I don't want to eliminate any of these remaining runs, but we have to get to the final two either way. 

I will kick off the top 5 by getting rid of "The Dried-Apple Half of William Tell". Comparing this to the other runs, at least this team deserved to get to the temple compared to the others with teams scrapping by each round ("Mount Kilimanjaro", "Xerxes", "One-Eyed Jack") or by cheating (like Jason did). As for the temple run, both players were pretty lousy and didn't make it far. Brett was slow and incompetent and the only contribution Lauren made to the run was running her mouth. But to be fair, this was one of the most brutal layouts on the show. I mean the team was forced into the Ledges, forced to the bottom of the pit, and then forced to descend the entire central shaft! It was an unfair layout from the start, and neither Brett or Lauren had a prayer on making it.

#5: The Dried-Apple Half of William Tell
#6: The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
#7: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
#8: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#9: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x12 - The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Wow, this is seriously hard. Can we just end the round right now and name all 4 the winners? Seriously, they're all that bad.

But, I'll give the #4 spot to "The Marble Armrest of Xerxes." This Green Monkey team was slow, incompetent, and did NOT deserve to go to the temple. They seriously gave it no effort whatsoever all run, and they only won the temple because their tiebreaker question was easy. However, their layout was just impossible. They had to go all the way around the bend just to get to the armrest. So victory was hopeless anyways. That alone gives it some excuse, compared to the Top 3 still remaining. Those runs however, had NO EXCUSE for their losses. So I feel #4 is a good stopping point for Marble Armrest.

#4: The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
#5: The Dried-Apple Half of William Tell
#6: The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
#7: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
#8: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#9: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro
3x13 - The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass

[PurpleParrot319]

How is Smashed Printing Plate in the bottom 3?

And I already used up my eliminations for the day.

[PurpleParrot319]

Quick question. Once midnight strikes, can I vote again immediately? I mean, it would be a vote to decide who makes the final two, so would it be okay?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

How is Smashed Printing Plate in the bottom 3?

And I already used up my eliminations for the day.

It deserves bottom 3. Jason sucked and made every mistake possible, and Dana was just downright obnoxious. It was a terrible temple run. I don't see how it's so surprising that run is still remaining. It was either that or Xerxes for #4.

Quick question. Once midnight strikes, can I vote again immediately? I mean, it would be a vote to decide who makes the final two, so would it be okay?

I don't see why not, since it would technically be a new day.

[PurpleParrot319]

I'll agree that Jason and Dana were bad and undeserving of entering the temple (Purple Parrots deserved it more! ). However, to Jason's credit, he did complete the Chamber and Silver Monkey at a good pace. I thought 5th was a good stopping point for it. I'm just saying that I don't think it deserves to be in the final two in this game, but that's for everyone else to decide.

[The Red Jaguars]

I don't mind if someone votes again at midnight since it is a new day technically. I won't be on at that time, but I will be back an hour later, so we can start the voting for the bottom 2.

And I don't mind seeing "Frederick Douglas" in the bottom 3 either. It was either that or "Xerxes". That team wasn't that great even if they swept the temple games. Jason cheated in the team game and possibly his individual game. And the run is so unbearable and hard to watch. He wasted so much time in the temple being stupid that Dana had no time to get anywhere. Although she has no excuse either because she took the wrong door in the Ledges. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I guess I will end this, so out goes "The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass". Personally, I hate this run and both players were abominations to the Red Jaguars. Jason was slow and kept backtracking between the Room of the Ancient Warriors for no reason and never bothered with any shortcuts. Dana was loud and obnoxious, but only covered two rooms including taking the wrong door in the Pit. Just a fail attempt by the team, but I guess both are better than the garbage below.


#3: The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass
#4: The Marble Armrest of Xerxes
#5: The Dried-Apple Half of William Tell
#6: The Enormous Feather of the Me Linh
#7: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I
#8: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley
#9: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce
#10: The Broken Trident of Poseidon
#11: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas
#12: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith
#13: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth
#14: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean
#15: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud

3x01 - The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
3x09 - The Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro

[The Red Jaguars]

Here's our final two runs:

The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack
The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro

I set my vote already, but reveal it when the results are in. Otherwise, you have 24 hours to vote. This one should be interesting.