Finish the Sentence/ Fill in the Blank

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Kirk jumped into the Pit at the end of the temple games, not temple run.

The best Orange Iguana win was "The Levitating Dog Leach of Nostradamus." The Orange Iguanas were a great team all day, and their win was very exciting. I especially liked Jason's "using the leash to get the rope" technique too. "The Lucky Medallion of Atocha" was a great win too, but I liked Levitating Dog Leash more.

The best artifact on the show was....

[The Red Jaguars]

The best artifact on the show was "The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl", and not because the girl was naked either. I just thought it was well-designed and thought it was cool being located in the Laser Light Room. And of course, Kristen wanting to be a painter and grabbing the Portrait was memorable too.

The worst artifact on the show was...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The worst artifact on the show was man, there were a lot of them. Probably the Snow Cone of Mt. Kilimanjaro. I mean, it didn't even LOOK like a snowcone.

The best legend on the show was....

[The Red Jaguars]

The best legend on the show was probably "The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugenie". I remember how her Good-Luck watch saved her from a bullet that was fired at her. I thought a lot of season one episodes had good legends too, but this one stood out the most.

The worst legend on the show was...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The worst legend on the show was definitely "The Plumed Headdress of Cosa Rara." A conversation with a horse?!?! Seriously?!?!

The best "golden" artifact was....

[The Red Jaguars]

The best "golden" artifact was definitely "The Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa". It had a backstory that was historically correct and the Jaguar itself looked cool. The run that came along with it was decent as well.

The worst "golden" artifact was...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The worst "golden" artifact was Elizabeth The First's Golden Ship and the Golden Cricket Cage of Khan were both pretty lame.

The most obvious example of a re used artifact was....

[The Red Jaguars]

The most obvious example of a re-used artifact is "The Treasure of Anne Bonny". I mean the artifact was sitting in the back of the Shrine for most of season one, so its quite obvious that this artifact was re-used.

The cheapest looking artifact was...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The cheapest looking artifact was a lot of the Season 1 artifacts were pretty damn cheap.

The biggest artifact on the show was....

[The Red Jaguars]

The biggest artifact on the show was definitely "The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain". That helmet was almost as big as Tiffani, and she was struggling to get it out of the temple in the first place! I don't even know how she brought that out of the Ledges either. Some people say that "The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglas" was also big, but that has nothing on "Sir Gawain".

The smallest artifact on the show was...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The smallest artifact on the show was The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan easily. Imagine if Shem dropped that artifact while trying to bring it out. He wouldn't be able to find it.

The best, most authentic looking artifact on the show was....

[The Red Jaguars]

The best, most authentic looking artifact on the show was probably "The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl". If you search Paul Gogan on Google, he was an actual painter that painted the Polynesian people. The picture of the Polynesian Girl itself was an actual painting of his, but censored obviously for the audience.

The silliest, most unrealistic looking artifact was...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The silliest, most unrealistic looking artifact was a lot were pretty ridiculous. But the silliest would have to be The Bifocal Monocle of One Eyed Jack. It's just some stupid glass eye that looks like a McDonald's Happy Meal toy.

The strangest legend was....

[The Red Jaguars]

The strangest legend was "The Golden Pepperoni of Catharine de' Medici". Never mind the fact that this episode is revolved around a piece of pepperoni, but we also have dumb names like "The Great Linguini". And who really has nightmare sabout pepperoni? 

The stupidest answer on the Steps was...

[Purple Parrots Fan]

The stupidest answer on the Steps was "Robin Hood and Marian's Silk Ladder." An episode title for an answer.... really now?

The strangest answer on the Steps was....