Make Up Your Own Artifacts

[Purple Parrots rock!]

The little mustache of Hitler.

[Scorcher27]

The Lost Laser Pistol of Captain Pike.

[karmew32]

I have several! (80, to be exact). Sorry if I stole somebody's, I'm just typing what I wrote in my notebooks.

The Sharpest Spear of Vasco de Balboa
The Golden Mask of Tutankhamun
Aladdin's Lamp
The White Toga of Socrates
The Torn Sail of the Mayflower
The Unfired Bullet of Al Capone
The Blue Sash of Michael Jackson
Claude Monet and the Pyramids of Port-Coton
The Game Boy of Gunpei Yokoi
The Golden Cup of Water of King Midas
The Golden Domino of Rube Goldberg
Thomas Jefferson and the Declaration of Independence
The Bowtie of Rich Uncle Pennybags
The Christmas Bell of Santa Claus
The Flowered Hat of Margaret Brown
Neptune's Trident
The Ancient Egyptian Painting of Anubis
The Broken Finger of Lady Liberty
Merlin of Camelot's Magical Flask
The Twisted Cup of Bartholomeu Dias
The Lost Chain of Andromeda
The Ivory Cue Ball of John Wesley Hyatt
The Basketball Hoop of Wilt Chamberlain
The Ruby Slippers of Dorothy Gale
The Broken Nose of Pinnochio
The Steel Helmet of Hernando Cortes
The Extended Arm of Frankenstein
The Lost Italian Letter of Amerigo Vespucci
The Brass Cornet of Louis Armstrong
The Scuba Diving Helmet of Jacques Cousteau
The Stone Coin of Attalus the First
The Candy House of the Gingerbread Man
Pandora's Box
The White Sash of Mercy Otis Warren
The Steel Armor of Francisco Pizarro
The Golf Club of Tiger Woods
The Chipped Boulder of Indiana Jones
Gabriel's Magical Wing
The First Light Bulb of Thomas Edison
The Fallen Apple of Isaac Newton
The Severed Head of Elvarg the Dragon
The Missing Top of the Great Pyramid
The Hilt of the Roman Warrior
The Black Belt of the Karate Kid
Eratosthenes and the Geographica
The Compass of Albert Einstein
The Life Preserver of the RMS Titanic
The Emerald Necklace of Madeleine Astor
The Diary of Anne Frank
The Lost Maps of Lewis and Clark
Roc's Feather
The Last Chinese Scroll of the Shang Dynasty
The Diamond-Plated Shield of Saturn
The Blood-Tipped Pitchfork Prong of Pluto
The Yin-Yang Amulet of the Chinese Ninja
The Skull of the Arabian King
The Bloody Dagger of Adolf Hitler
The Bat-Hilted Blade of Doeg the Edomite
The Buzzsaw Blade of Harland and Wolff
The Lost Treasure of Long John Silver
Jesus of Nazareth and the Holy Grail
The Bent Sword of Sir Lancelot
The Broken Column of the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
The Heart-Tipped Arrow of Aphrodite
The Shield of Achilles
The Missing Page of the Iliad
Helios of Greece's Bottled Light
The Rubik's Cube of Erno Rubik
The Toy Train Car of Fred Rogers
The Enchanted Flower of Ceres
The Shadowed Fairy Wing of Oberon
The Burnt Glass Bottle of Vulcan
Moses and the Ten Commandments
The Cement Shoes of Curly Howard
The Shoes of Robert Pershing Waldow
The 120th Birthday Candle of Jeanne Calment
The Feather-Tipped Hat of Peter Pan
The Missing Bronze Plate of the Colossus of Rhodes
The Telephone of Alexander Graham Bell
The Sapphire Quiver of the Roman Archer

If you want to use any of these artifacts, you must get permission from me! However, you don't need my permission to use the actual PERSON, just if you want the same person and artifact.

[The Bamboo Forest]

Neptune's Trident is redundant--there was an episode called The Broken Trident of Posiedon.

[silverMarker]

The Glass Beads of the Lenape Tribe

[karmew32]

Here are a few more artifacts from me!

The Corncob Pipe of Popeye the Sailor
The Rifle of Buffalo Bill
The Bear Fur of Squanto
The Dodgers Cap of Jackie Robinson
The Spartan Helmet of Leonidas I
The Golden Drumstick of the Little Drummer Boy
The First Dictionary of Noah Webster
The Conducting Staff of Jean-Baptiste Lully
The Top Hat of Frosty the Snowman
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's Right Antler
The Stitching Awl of Louis Braille

[The Bandit King]

I have about 50 or so.  I came up with them several years ago, when I didn't have anything else to do.  Sorry if I've duplicated anybody's.

The Infamous Lion Skin of the Tsavo Hunters
The Golden Amulet of Cuauhtemoc
The Monogrammed Printing Plate of Johann Gutenberg
The Heart-Shaped Urn of Damon & Pythias
The Empty Wind Bag of Odysseus
Niobe, the Weeping Rock
The Chipped Boulder Piece of Sisyphus
The Armrest of Casseiopeia
The Golden Apples from the Edge of the World
The Scorched Cake Pan of Alfred the Great
The Torn Veil of Angela Merici
The Abandoned Hut Door of Alexander Selkirk
The Battle Plans of Mad Anthony Wayne
The Blood-Spattered Necklace of Lady Jane Grey
The Broken Harpoon of Thor Heyerdahl
The Staff of Pope Pueblo
The Tattered Banner of Mother Lu
The Broken Katana of Kamiizumi Nobutsuna
The Inaccurate Map of Gerardus Mercator
The Ruby Pendant of Princess Caraboo
The Leather Scabbard of William Wallace
The Letter-Embroidered Cloth of Nathaniel Hawthorne
The Satin Evening Gown of Emily Dickinson
Beowulf's Shattered Sword
The Silver Spurs of Buffalo Bill
The Lost Knife Sheath of Jim Bowie
The Stolen Tarnkappe of Siegfried
The Mystical Earring of Tenskwatawa
The Bullet-Shot Playing Card of Charles Cognetz
The Rose-Adorned Hairpin of Laura Bullion
The Condor-Feathered Hat of John Muir
The Gold Bullion of Fort Knox
The First Spelling Book of Noah Webster
The Paint-Stained Dropcloth of Claude Monet
The Cotton Bale of Eli Whitney
The Captain's Wheel of Robert Fulton
The Hiking Boots of Hiram Bingham
The Rudder from Ernest Shackleton's Ship
The Ebony Abacus of Brahmagupta
The Discarded Petri Dish of Alexander Fleming
The Soiled Surgeon's Rags of Joseph Lister
The Stripped Electrical Wires of Alessandro Volta
The Oxygen-Filled Bell Jar of Joseph Priestley
The Warning Letter from Albert Einstein
The Model Heart of William Harvey
The Fossilized Tooth of Richard Owen
The Lost Blueprints of Charles Babbage
The Dusty Sneaker of Jesse Owens
The Eerie Sheet Music of Johann Strauss
The Guitar Fret of Robert Johnson
The Well-Worn Gloves of Joe Louis
The Spat-on Uniform of Jackie Robinson

[The Ancient Warrior]

The Niobe one was an interesting touch.  Historical figure AND artifact in one, I love it!

[Toltendo]

The Spy Camera of WWII
The Missing Part of the Rosetta Stone
The Stovepipe of Abraham Lincoln
The Peas of Gregor Mendel

[karmew32]

I can't believe everybody on this thread except me got a compliment on their artifacts, and I got an insult!   Aren't ANY of my artifacts good?

[Toltendo]

How about when they want to do an April Fool's show:

-The Sponge of Spongebob Squarepants

[The Ancient Warrior]

I can't believe everybody on this thread except me got a compliment on their artifacts, and I got an insult!   Aren't ANY of my artifacts good?

I don't think it was that much of an insult, really.  It's not like he said "OMFG THIS IS SHIT >:C" He just told you it was a bit redundant since the show really did the exact same thing (I don't think it's the same as having legends that revolve around Henry VIII in the first and third seasons).

I wasn't there when you posted, but a lot of those were absolutely awesome.  I'm fairly surprised the show itself never did any legends for Anubis, the Declaration of Independence, Cort?s or Pandora.  One about a Shakespearean play was a nice touch, too (and the Jeanne Calment one showed you've really put a lot of thought into it).

[The Bamboo Forest]

I can't believe everybody on this thread except me got a compliment on their artifacts, and I got an insult!   Aren't ANY of my artifacts good?

Wowo, calm down man. I never insulted your list, I just said there was an identical artifact on the real show that appears on the list. Your artifacts are very creative and well-thought-out; I have a lot of trouble looking for just historical figures alone. So don't assume it's an insult, but if you took it the wrong way, then I apologize.

[karmew32]

It's ok.    Besides, I'm better at coming up with rooms.

[Toltendo]

Got a better one instead of the first Spongebob:

-Spongebob Squarepants of Bikini Bottom