You know, I wouldn't surprise to hear Kirk say some lame commentary like that. There is a bunch of episodes where his commentary makes me

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For example, one of my favorites from "the Keys to the Alhambra":
*Lisa runs through the temple*
Kirk: "She is a cool customer!"
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*Lisa pulls up her socks for a brief moment*
Kirk: "She pulls up her socks because she is cool!"
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*Lisa traveling through the Spider's Lair*
Kirk: "Oh what a mighty web we've weaved!"
