"Interplanet Janet"
They say our solar system is centered round the sun,
Nine planets large and small parading lie,
But somewhere out in space, there's another shinign face,
That you might see some night up in the sky,
[chorus]
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system miss from a future world,
She travels on a rocket with her comet team,
There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
Oh there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
She's been to the sun, it's a lot of fun,
It's a hot spot,
It's a gas,
Hydrogen and helium in a big bright glowing mass,
It's a star, it's a star, so Janet got an autograph,
Mercury was near the sun so Janet stopped by, but the mercury on Mercury was much too high so,
Janet split for Venus but on Venus she found, she couldn't see a thing through all the clouds around,
Earth looked exciting, kinda green and inviting so Janet thought she'd give it a go,
But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird at Janet, she didn't even dare to say hello,
It's a bird, it's a plane,
Why it must be a UFO,
But it was [chorus]
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system miss from a future world,
She travels on a rocket with her comet team,
There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
Oh there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
Mars is red, and Jupiter's big,
And Saturn shows off its rings,
Uranus is built on a funny tilt and Neptune is its twin,
And Pluto, little Pluto is the farthest planet from the sun,
They say our solar system is not alone in space,
The universe has endless mystery,
Some future astronaut may find out that what he thought,
A shootin star instead turned out to be,
[chorus]
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl,
A solar system miss from a future world,
She travels on a rocket with her comet team,
There's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen,
Oh there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen
And if you don't know what that's from, then you led a sad childhood.
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