Phantom's Temple

The Swamp => The Temple Games => Topic started by: Toltendo on October 03, 2009, 08:21:19 PM

Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 03, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
So the basic premise is to ask ANY question that might be stupid or anything random and the next person answers the question in a stupid, funny, intelligent (but considered stupid), or maybe in a cerebral way, for example:



-Why is Kirk Fogg considered a bad host?

--Because he's not clear on what he's saying.
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 04, 2009, 02:22:28 PM
So... where's your question, Mr. Forgetful? :P

Here, I'll start:
Why does Olmec like to make reference to rocks in during his answers to Kirk before the Moat crossing?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 07, 2009, 11:45:26 AM
Because his parents were rocks. :P

Why was the Silver Saddle Horn of Hannibal hidden in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on October 07, 2009, 11:49:27 AM
Because they're both made of gold. Duh.

Why was there a team called the Blue Barracudas?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 07, 2009, 11:53:29 AM
Because the "Blue Baboons" just didn't sound right.

Why did Aqila pass up the Golden Pepperoni?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: nicklegends on October 07, 2009, 12:15:36 PM
Because she likes salami better. Anybody with a brain knows that.

Why was there fog at the Moat?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on October 07, 2009, 12:19:45 PM
It was Kirk Fogg's wife.

Why did the Room of Three Torches not have three torches?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 08, 2009, 03:15:24 PM
Because none of the producers can count.

Why did no one ever "hug an idol" in the Room of the Golden Idols?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 08, 2009, 04:53:39 PM
Because it wasn't American.

What did Olmec say to the Silver Monkey?
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Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 09, 2009, 03:23:55 AM
"Go to your shriiiiiiiiiiiine, Mister Monkey!"

To break the streak of Legends-related questions: Why is Firefox's icon a fox on fire?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: nicklegends on October 09, 2009, 09:38:19 AM
Because as it circles the globe, it burns up in the atmosphere.

Why are the dividing lines on a two-way street yellow?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 09, 2009, 10:32:24 AM
So they can divide up the lemons on the road.

Why do people wear glasses?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 09, 2009, 12:29:45 PM
To keep their ears from falling off.

Who put the 'bop' in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 09, 2009, 01:54:30 PM
Because the song would be about an annoying fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 09, 2009, 02:00:47 PM
To show the opossum it could be done.

Why is red cabbage purple?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 09, 2009, 02:05:28 PM
So that it doesn't look like you're eating vomit when you're eating coleslaw.

-Why did the letter "E" get in a fight with the letter "O"?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 09, 2009, 02:08:22 PM
Because they both wanted to go out with the letter "R".

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 09, 2009, 02:16:49 PM
So that people can recognize where to put the dollar bills. :lol:

-Actually, for my letter joke, I was gonna say:

-Because E-I-E-I-O.


--What do you do with a rock and a pail?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Olmec's Priestess on October 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM
You send them to somebody you don't like as Christmas presents. :D

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on October 10, 2009, 02:04:53 PM
Because everybody's lost their way.

If 2+2=4, how is it 2?2=4?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 10, 2009, 07:08:53 PM
Because even the guy who invented multiplication tables could have a slow day every now and then.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on October 10, 2009, 07:11:15 PM
Because lemons are poisonous.

Why isn't white chocolate brown?
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Post by: The Bandit King on October 10, 2009, 07:16:12 PM
Milk chocolate and white taffy had an illicit affair, and nine months later...white chocolate was born.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 10, 2009, 07:17:57 PM
Because it would break the ethics of Tom and Jerry.

-Why do we all have hair on our arms?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 10, 2009, 07:21:00 PM
Because if it was on our noses or lips, we'd look pretty stupid, now wouldn't we?

Why do guys have nipples? :lol:
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on October 10, 2009, 07:35:15 PM
Just so you can ask why.

Why is it you can't see the sun at night but you can see the moon during the day?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 10, 2009, 07:37:57 PM
Because your daughter doesn't want her brother to show his ass when it's cold.

-Why do dogs lick themselves?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 10, 2009, 10:35:57 PM
To get themselves dirty :wink: . Oh, the irony. :lol:

Why is "fuck" a bad word?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 12, 2009, 10:55:25 AM
Because it rhymes with "suck".

Why do girls always take longer to get ready than guys?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 12, 2009, 06:04:50 PM
Because they have longer hair.

Now, what do you get when you have a 6 and a 9?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 13, 2009, 12:29:00 AM
They have sex and give birth to an 8.

Why do people check themselves out in mirrors?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Red Jaguars Fan on October 14, 2009, 05:36:59 AM
Because it's a hobby.

Why did Kimberly go stupid all of a sudden?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 15, 2009, 06:43:45 PM
Because the only brain cell she had died, right then and there.

Why are people from the Southern United States considered stupid?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on October 15, 2009, 06:49:44 PM
Because they don't sound British.

Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it?
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Post by: nicklegends on October 15, 2009, 07:42:22 PM
Because it needs to breathe.

Why are fire alarms so loud?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 16, 2009, 05:33:00 AM
So the principals can watch the sore-eared students walking around yelling "ARGHHHH MAH EARS MAH EARS!!!!" and laugh during fire drills.

Why does ice melt?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Red Jaguars Fan on October 16, 2009, 06:10:35 AM
So everyone will think you're a bedwetter. :P

Why did they need spin-offs for game shows?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 19, 2009, 01:25:28 PM
So that a new generation will know how crappy they are.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 19, 2009, 02:29:28 PM
Because the other two hot dogs won't get the chance to stick themselves in a bun.

-What gives?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: silverMarker on October 19, 2009, 05:56:10 PM
One who doesn't take, obviously.

Why is Mario's hat red?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Olmec's Priestess on October 22, 2009, 10:05:30 AM
Because it was white until he tossed it in the wash with his other red clothes.

Why won't those kids give that poor silly rabbit some Trix cereal?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on October 22, 2009, 03:31:13 PM



Cause Trix for kid!

-Are you getting pains in your stomach?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Silver Monkey on October 22, 2009, 04:24:51 PM
No, I don't eat pains.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on October 22, 2009, 04:28:15 PM
I'll take some Japanese meat-on-a-stick.

Why do boys like girls?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on October 26, 2009, 08:26:49 AM
Because they have boobs. :P

Why do zebras have stripes?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: silverMarker on November 22, 2009, 09:52:21 AM
Cause they're all criminals.

Why did the chicken really cross the road?
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Post by: The Bandit King on November 22, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
To get away from Colonel Sanders.

If fish are so dumb, how come they travel in schools?
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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 16, 2010, 06:31:00 PM
Because it was a fish that came up with the term.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on May 16, 2010, 11:45:08 PM
5.

If you roll a pair of dice, what would you get?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on May 17, 2010, 07:19:04 AM
You can't roll dice--they're not round.

Why are Olmec's eyes red?
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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 17, 2010, 12:54:02 PM
Because Olmec couldn't find a pair of contacts in his size that would make his eyes Green.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Post by: The Bandit King on May 17, 2010, 07:42:21 PM
Neither--it was a half-chicken, half-egg mutant.

Why was nothing ever retrieved from the bottom room of the Temple's central shaft?
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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 26, 2010, 09:29:19 PM
Because it was the basement of the Temple. Full of shit and nobody ever wants to go in!!!

Why did Zac look back at the camera while in the Quicksand Bog?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on May 27, 2010, 04:24:53 AM
To quickly give a "HI, MOM!" moment.

Why was slime green in color?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 27, 2010, 07:04:28 PM
Because they wanted it to look like boogers!

Why can't the Mail system be faster?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on May 28, 2010, 05:07:11 AM
Because "snail" rhymes with mail, and "cheetah" doesn't.

Why do men grow facial hair?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 28, 2010, 04:07:54 PM
Because we like cutting our faces to remove it!

Why are referee uniforms traditionally white and black?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on May 29, 2010, 05:13:54 AM
Because the people who designed them were color blind.

Why do teenagers like sexually explicit humor?
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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 29, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
Because they're all perverts!!!

Why the Fuck did Johnnie Register on this site? (open for all to reply)
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on May 29, 2010, 06:35:20 PM
So he wanted to know what it would be like to be banned.

Why do people think college kids like beer?
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Post by: The Ancient Warrior on May 29, 2010, 06:57:15 PM
Because we're the only ones that don't.

Why does it get so hot in the summer?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 29, 2010, 09:25:30 PM
Because winter is in with the cool crowd and summer isn't.

Why can't people proofread their documents before printing them out?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on July 26, 2010, 07:31:36 PM
Because they just want to piss people off.

What's black and white and red all over?
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Post by: The Ancient Warrior on July 26, 2010, 08:20:27 PM
A cow bathing in the Red Sea.

If 2 + 2 = 4, how can 2 ? 2 = 4?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 26, 2010, 09:22:20 PM
Because Mathematicians hit a lazy patch early on!

Why is the sky Blue?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Ancient Warrior on July 26, 2010, 09:23:47 PM
So it matches with the ocean.

Why is the ocean blue?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 26, 2010, 10:39:58 PM
So it matches the Sky? :lol:

How many dumb blonds does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Post by: The Bandit King on July 27, 2010, 11:33:41 AM
Nobody knows--it's never been done!

Is there life on other planets?
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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 27, 2010, 09:23:52 PM
No, because other planets aren't as awesome as Earth!

Why do things fall when you drop them?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on July 27, 2010, 11:06:31 PM
Because they all love the floor.

Why is Singapore so hot?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bandit King on July 28, 2010, 06:14:54 PM
Because there's no pornography.

Why does ice melt?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on July 28, 2010, 07:10:10 PM
Because that's the way it sweats!

Why have 2 questions been repeated in this thread?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on July 30, 2010, 07:42:19 PM
Because you're the only one who actually checks everything in this forum.

Why have 2 questions been repeated in this thread?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 01, 2010, 01:21:59 AM
Because you were stupid enough to repeat the third! :P :lol:

Why does red light disappear first while underwater?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on August 07, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
Because the water's blue color overpowers the red.

Why don't people like having photos of them taken?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on August 10, 2010, 05:03:01 PM
Because they think that it'll steal your soul!

Why do people spend 5 bucks on coffee when they can get the same quality by making it themselves?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on December 27, 2010, 04:35:26 PM
People like Starbucks. Deal with it.


Am I annoying when I chat with you on Facebook?
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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on December 28, 2010, 06:47:25 AM
Quote from: ""Toltendo""
Am I annoying when I chat with you on Facebook?
No Toltendo, you're not annoying! You're very boring though! :D

Why is money green?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on December 28, 2010, 12:52:52 PM
It's because money comes from trees.


Why is water wet?
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Post by: The Bandit King on December 28, 2010, 01:34:33 PM
Because if it was dry, you couldn't drink as much of it.

Why does burnt rubber smell?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Bamboo Forest on December 28, 2010, 03:24:32 PM
Because the fire has an odor which stays on the rubber.

Why is fire hot?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on December 29, 2010, 07:40:49 PM
Because we wouldn't fear it if it was cold.

why do we eat so much?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Asian Legends Fan on December 29, 2010, 10:00:36 PM
Because if you become obese enough, you might have to be rolled instead of having to walk.

Why isn't long hair allowed in Singaporean schools?
Title: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on January 04, 2011, 07:46:40 PM
Because baldness is a very sexy thing.

[Pic of my balding head coming soon. Seriously.]

Why do I always have short-term relationships on Chatroulette?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on March 10, 2011, 02:16:16 AM
Because let's face it, Chatroulette sucks! Enough said!

Why do batteries last so damn short of a time?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Toltendo on March 11, 2011, 02:37:04 AM
Have you heard those batteries are packs of bubble gum? It's pretty good.

So where can you find a green fire hydrant?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on March 11, 2011, 02:48:57 AM
Right down the street, next to old man Jenkin's house.

Why do gum companies use aluminum foil for their gum wrappers?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on April 30, 2012, 01:50:47 AM
bumped because I liked this thread
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Red Jaguars on April 30, 2012, 05:01:49 PM
So you can get the metallic flavor in your bubble gum.

Why did Taco Bell decide to add the Doritos shell?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: Radman on April 30, 2012, 05:05:18 PM
As an excuse to put less cheese in the taco.

Where did this topic come from anyway?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Red Jaguars on April 30, 2012, 05:08:39 PM
I had no idea that this existed, but apparently someone brought this up from the depths of the Dungeon.  :o

Why is all the best stuff in life like chocolate also the unhealthiest?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 01, 2012, 05:44:08 AM
Because something has to make people fat!

Why do people act so stupidly in grocery stores?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: PurpleParrot319 on May 01, 2012, 03:08:23 PM
Because everyone is in a hurry. ;)

Why did the Washington Redskins draft two quarterbacks in the NFL draft?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Red Jaguars on May 01, 2012, 04:55:08 PM
Because they are trying too hard to become the worst NFL franchise in the sport and they should locate out of the DC area so the Ravens can be the number one team here. Seriously, my area is filled with Redskins and they are the most delusional fans in the NFL. They believe after 1 win they are Super Bowl bound and RGIII is the next coming for them. I love how bad this team is.  :roll:

Why do people walk around naked in the showers at the public pools?
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Post by: The Dark Enforcer on May 02, 2012, 04:53:42 AM
Because they're trying their damnedest to drip-dry.

Why does dental floss always have to hurt when you use it?
Title: Re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Post by: The Dark Enforcer on June 09, 2015, 09:08:04 PM
Bumping this thread to try to restart it