Make your own episode!

[Purple Parrots Fan]

And here's my first episode in a long time:

Moat:
1st:
2nd:
3rd:
4th:

Heh, another Red-Blue-Green-Purple match up, just like in RJF's above episode.

Steps of Knowledge:
1st:
2nd:
  : 0 Correct
  : 1 Correct

Temple Games:
Temple Game 1: 4-3
Temple Game 2: 6-6 Tie
Temple Game 3: 4-3

  : 2 Pendants
  : 1/2 Pendant

Temple Run:
Won (Solo!) (0:16 remaining)
Layout: Season 2, Layout 2
Artifact Location: The Mine Shaft
Guard Locations: Shrine of the Silver Monkey

Diagram:

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

In this version, there is a giant spider web in the moat and they have to make their way through the webbing.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (sweep)

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

(with 2 answers)

4th:

 

(with 1 answer)

Temple Games:

Girl/Girl (Jump up to collect stuff from ceiling):

  (8-7)

Guy/Guy (Roll ball to knock over opponent's soldiers):

  (1-0)

Team (Revolving jumping collection game):

  (2-1)

Final score: 1 pendant to 1

Tiebreaker:

 

Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 10/8
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 8/8
Layout: Season 3
Artifact Location: The Tomb Of The Headless Kings
Guard Locations: The King's Storeroom, The Shrine Of The Silver Monkey, The Quicksand Bog
Outcome: Reached Artifact!



For the record, the frontrunner did get back onto the platform. That's the only reason why they were able to reach the artifact. Because if you look at this, you know that had the frontrunner fell from the rope to the ground, this would've been just out of time.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

What the heck, I'll do another one too.

Moat:
1st:
2nd:
3rd:
4th:

Steps of Knowledge:
1st:
2nd:
  and each got 1 correct.

Temple Games:
Temple Game 1: 6-5
Temple Game 2: 5-4
Temple Game 3: 4-1

  : 1.5 Pendants
  : 1/2 Pendant

Temple Run:
Out of Time
Layout: Season 2, Layout 4
Artifact Location: Jester's Court
Guard Locations: The Ledges and The Mine Shaft
Half Pendant Location: The King's Storeroom (Acquired)

Diagram:

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

In this version, there is a giant spider web in the moat and they have to make their way through the webbing.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

   (sweep)

2nd:

   (come from behind)

3rd:

 

(With 2 answers)

4th:

 

(With 0 answers)

Temple Games:

Girl/Girl (Hang upside down (I think) and go across to collect stuff and come back to put in basket game):

   (7-8)

Guy/Guy (Revolving jumping collection game):

   (5-3)

Team (Cannonball soldier game):

  (4-0 with 9 seconds left)

Final outcome:

  (1 1/2 pendants to 1/2)

Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 5/4
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 7/5
Layout: Season 3
Artifact Location: The Room Of The Secret Password
Temple Guard Locations: The Chamber Of The Sacred Markers, The King's Storeroom, (The Ledges)
Half-Pendant Location: The Chamber Of The Sacred Markers
Outcome: Out of Time!



This run was more pathetic than I imagined because the randomizer decided the run should have a path of 9 rooms which means going down only into the Dark Forest from the Shrine.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

And just when I reviewed "The Jeweled-Encrusted Egg of Catherine The Great", a similar episode is made.

Moat:

In this version, there is a giant spider web in the moat and they have to make their way through the webbing.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (after 4 questions)

2nd:

 

3rd/4th:

 

Temple Games:

Girl/Girl (Revolving jumping collection game):

    (5-5)

Guy/Guy (Hang upside down (I think) and go across to collect stuff and come back to put in basket game):

  (5-4)

Team (Cannonball soldier game):

  (1-0)

Final outcome:

  (2 pendants to 1/2)

Temple Run:
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 6/6
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 9/8
Layout: Season 3
Artifact Location: The Quicksand Bog
Temple Guard Locations: The Crypt, The Tomb Of The Headless Kings, The King's Storeroom
Outcome: Win! (0:01)

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

The players have to step on poles to get across. The catch is, some of them are sinking poles. If they step on one, they must go back.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

   (4 questions)

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

(with 1 answer)

4th:

 

(with 0 answers)

Temple Games:

Guy/Guy (Hang upside down and go across to collect stuff and come back to put in basket game):

  (6-5)

Girl/Girl (Hold on to moving log and not fall off for as long as possible):

     (No one fell off)

Team (Throw ball in air and get partner to catch it while tied together and separated by a wall (You get the gist of it)):

  (4-2)

Final outcome:

  (1 1/2 pendant to 1)

Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 6/4
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 7/6
Layout: Season 3
Artifact Location: The Quicksand Bog
Temple Guard Locations: The Shrine Of The Silver Monkey, (The Dark Forest), (The Ledges)
Half-Pendant Location: The Pit Of The Pendulum (Next to the King's Storeroom door)
Outcome: Reached Artifact (Solo!)



Idek how this was possible. He had a clean path. And he RUINED everything by being hesitant. (Side note: I can just imagine the girl screaming "Come on! Go faster!" a la Jennifer)

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

The players have to step on poles to get across. The catch is, some of them are sinking poles. If they step on one, they must go back.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this combo has never been done on the actual show, right?

Steps Of Knoweldge:

1st:

  (sweep)

2nd:

  (come from behind)

3rd:

  (with 2 answers)

4th:

  (with 0 answers)

Temple Games:

Girl/Girl (Hang upside down and go across to collect stuff and come back to put in basket game):

    (6-6)

Guy/Guy (Climb up net and punch holes to collect the correct stuff (in this case, it's 4):

  (4-3 with 14 seconds left)

Team (Throw ball in air and get partner to catch it while tied together and separated by a wall):

  (5-3)

Final outcome:

  (2 pendants to 1/2)

Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 6/7
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 5/8
Layout: Season 3
Artifact Location: The Quicksand Bog (Why does the Randomizer love The Quicksand Bog so much?)
Temple Guard Locations: The Ledges, The King's Storeroom, (The Dark Forest)
Outcome: Out of Time!



Once again, idek. Idek.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

The players have to step on poles to get across. The catch is, some of them are sinking poles. If they step on one, they must go back.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (after 5 questions)

2nd:

  (come from behind)

3rd:

  (with 2 answers (they were neck and neck with the Purple Parrots but the Purple Parrots edged out and the Silver Snakes came from behind)

4th:

  (with 0 answers)

Temple Games:

Guy/Guy (Hang upside down and go across to collect stuff and come back to put in basket game):

  (7-4)

Girl/Girl (Climb up net and punch holes to collect the correct stuff (in this case, it's 4):

  (4-2 with 14 seconds left)

Team (Hold on to moving log and not fall off for as long as possible):

  (2-1)

Final outcome:

    (1 pendant each)

Tiebreaker:

 

Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 4/7
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 5/6
Layout: Season 3
Artifact Location: The Room Of The Secret Password
Temple Guard Locations: The Room Of The Ancient Warriors, The Quicksand Bog, (The Dark Forest)
Outcome: Out of Time!



So slow. Why?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Hey, the Purple Parrots won a tiebreaker for once. And yes, Blue-Green-Orange-Purple did happen on the show. It was one of the rarest combinations though.

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

The players have to step on poles to get across. The catch is, some of them are sinking poles. If they step on one, they must go back.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (sweep)

2nd:

 

3rd:

  (with 2 answers (neck and neck with the Blue Barracudas))

4th:

  (with 0 answers)

Temple Games:

Guy/Guy (Climb up net and punch holes to collect the correct stuff (in this case, it's 4):

  (4-3 with 10 seconds left)

Girl/Girl (Hang upside down and go across to collect stuff and come back to put in basket game):

  (8-6)

Team (Collecting stuff while avoiding wrecking ball game (4 items)):

  (4-0 with 9 seconds left)

Final outcome:

  (1 1/2 pendant to 1/2)

Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 9/4
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 6/6
Layout: Season 3
Artifact Location: The Dark Forest (It was actually the Quicksand Bog, but who puts three artifacts on one day in the same location?)
Temple Guard Locations: The Ledges, The King's Storeroom, The Shrine Of The Silver Monkey
Half-Pendant Location: The Pit Of The Pendulum (Next to the King's Storeroom door) (Not acquired!)
Outcome: Captured! (0:26)



*facepalm*

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Okay, for real now. Season 4 Episode 1

Moat:

The players are on top of rolling log and must move the log with their feet to the other side.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (after 5 questions)

2nd:

  (come from behind)

3rd:

    (with 1 answer each)

Temple Games:

Guy/Guy (Collecting stuff while avoiding wrecking ball game (4 items)):

  (2-1)

Girl/Girl (Crawl through and pop up to find 3 pairs of matching items game (you get it)):

  (2-0)

Team (One player in sack while other player uses sack as projectile to know down three soldiers):

    (1-1)

Final outcome:

    (1 1/2 pendants each)

Tiebreaker:

 

Temple Run:

The room where The Jester's Court was is replaced by "The Crystal Cavern". Basically, they have to put the crystals in the slot with the matching color. All 6 colors of the rainbow are included. Three crystals are already in their slots. They must find the correct crystals in a cart filled with white pellets. The temple guards can actually come out of the cart and catch them.

The King's Storeroom is gone now (I had to put it to rest. ). The Lightning Room is now occupying that room space. Also, the Quicksand Bog is now "The Boiler Room" in which the doors only open if 5 pieces of coal is placed into the furnace from the opening at the top.

Guy Speed/Intelligence: 5/7
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 6/5
Layout: My Season 4 Layout 1
Artifact Location: The Shrine Of The Silver Monkey
Temple Guard Locations: The Tomb Of The Headless King, The Chamber Of The Sacred Markers (behind the door), The Room Of The Ancient Warriors
Half-Pendant Location: The Pit Of The Pendulum (Above the Tomb door) (Acquired!)
Outcome: Win! (0:02)

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

The players are on top of a rolling log and must move the log with their feet to the other side.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (after 4 questions)

2nd:

 

3rd:

    (with 0 answers)

Temple Games:

Guy/Guy (a new game I made up in which the players are both tied to a rope and against a wall and must collect as many items that are away from them as possible back to their bucket at the wall (yes, they'll need to stretch or run fast)):

  (6-0)

Girl/Girl (Crawl through and pop up to find 3 pairs of matching items game):

  (1-0)

Team (Collecting stuff while avoiding wrecking ball game (4 items)):

  (4-2 with 8 seconds left)

Final outcome:

    (1 pendant each)

Tiebreaker:

 

(No, I refuse to accept this! I refuse! As much as I love the Red Jaguars, this is a horrible outcome. I mean, look at the pre-Temple Game rounds! It's clear who the real victors are! This is "The Marble Armrest" again for sure!)


Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 1/1 (You've gotta be kidding me)
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 2/4
Layout: My Season 4 Layout 1
Artifact Location: The Dark Forest
Temple Guard Locations: The Crypt, The Chamber Of The Sacred Markers (behind the door), (The Quicksand Bog) (You'd wish the run would end there)
Outcome: Out of time!



In case you didn't know, the Green Monkeys had 5 and 7 for speed and 8 and 8 for intelligence, meaning they would've won this...... they should've been able to win this. Why didn't they? The stupid tiebreaker. And why do I think this run was rubbish?

1) The Lightning Room door was open. Given that the artifact was in The Dark Forest and the Crystal Cavern only had one way to go, it would be smart to take the upper path.
2) At least the Green Monkeys would've used all the books in the Crypt. The frontrunner didn't even try to use all three.
3) The frontrunner didn't even try to use the upper door of the Ledges.
4) The frontrunner tried forcing the door to the Crystal Cavern open after putting the skull on the WRONG king.
5) The frontrunner had absolutely no clue where the markers were supposed to go.
6) When the second runner went in, she decided to try the books again.
7) The second runner tried climbing up the Pit before time ran out.

The intention was for the run to go from the Lightning Room all the way to the corner, then around the horn to the Dark Forest. Idiotic that it couldn't happen. John and Tia are still the worst, but these people come in close to being the worst. Thankfully, this is just fiction.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Damn, that is barely scraping by to the max. The Green Monkeys for sure would've done a better job there. It makes the Xerxes team look like the Lost Hornpipe team in comparison. I mean, a 1/1? Ouch, I wouldn't have wanted to except that result either. O_O

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Time for another.

Moat:

The players are on top of a rolling log and must move the log with their feet to the other side.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (after 6 questions)

2nd:

  (come from behind)

3rd:

  (with 2 answers)

4th:

  (with 1 answer)

Temple Games:

Guy/Guy (Hang upside down and go across to collect stuff and come back to put in basket game):

  (6-3)

Girl/Girl (a new game I made up in which the players are both tied to a rope and against a wall and must collect as many items that are away from them as possible back to their bucket at the wall (yes, they'll need to stretch or run fast)):

  (8-2) (Holy cow, that score!)

Team (Cannonball soldier game):

  (1-0)

Final outcome:

  (1 1/2 pendants to 1/2)

Temple Run:
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 5/2
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 1/2 (It is at this point that I rage at how I got the lousiest contestants to win the Temple Games)
Layout: My Season 4 Layout 1
Artifact Location: The Crystal Cavern
Temple Guard Locations: The Chamber Of The Sacred Markers (normal), The Room Of The Ancient Warriors, (The Room Of The Secret Password)
Half-Pendant Location: The Chamber Of The Sacred Markers
Outcome: Out Of Time!



*facepalm* So after an average win, we get two back-to-back trainwrecks? Let's recap.

1) The frontrunner didn't try all three books
2) The frontrunner didn't know where the markers are for a good amount of time
3) The second runner tried armor despite the door being open
4) The second runner tried assembling the Monkey backwards

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Moat:

The players are on top of a rolling log and must move the log with their feet to the other side.

1st:

 

2nd:

 

3rd:

 

4th:

 

Steps Of Knowledge:

1st:

  (after 5 questions)

2nd:

  (come from behind)

3rd:

  (with 2 answers)

4th:

  (with 0 answers)

Temple Games:

Girl/Girl (a new game I made up in which the players are both tied to a rope and against a wall and must collect as many items that are away from them as possible back to their bucket at the wall (yes, they'll need to stretch or run fast)):

  (3-2)

Guy/Guy (cannonball soldier game):

  (2-1)

Team (run and jump on a trampoline and climb net to collect item game):

  (4-3)

Final outcome:

  (1 1/2 pendants to 1/2) (Once again, these teams are barely scraping by)

Temple Run:
Girl Speed/Intelligence: 3/9
Guy Speed/Intelligence: 6/8
Layout: My Season 4 Layout 1
Artifact Location: The Lightning Room
Temple Guard Locations: The Tomb Of The Headless Kings, The Crystal Cavern, (The Ledges)
Half-Pendant Location: The Pit Of The Pendulum (Above the Tomb door) (Acquired!)
Outcome: Reached Artifact!



The frontrunner had to be slow. Had she been faster, this would've been a win for sure.