
Which is the logical reason for why we worship PIE. PIE is divine. PIE and its legion of lesser pastry dieties. Our ultimate goal is to become one with the PIE and become a god ourselves. We are what we eat, so every slice of pie brings us closer to enlightenment. Pastry chefs are our priests and ministers as they are the channel between the Omnipotent PIE and us lesser ones. We must eat pie, or we will suffer in muffiney HELL. We must further our study of the holy book

REPENT AND EAT PIE, DAMMIT!