Rate the Purple Parrot Run - Day 11: The Milk Bucket of Freydis

[AimYourBrent]

I gave Metal Beard an 8!

[Purple Parrots Fan]

And with an 8.25 average, time to end the poll for "The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen."

Up next is "The Lion Tail of Little John."

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I gave this run a 2. We now go for a team you wanted to see win, to a team that never should've made it past the moat, much less make it to the temple. This temple run was just pitiful. All you need to know is that Marie led the team the whole way, and Claude just didn't belong on the show. And this was all after getting to the temple on such a lucky break. The only thing that keeps my from giving this run a 1 is Marie, like mentioned above. And Claude did find the half pendant. Other than that, this temple run was a complete disaster. Can we please just move on to tomorrow's last and final run please?

[The Red Jaguars]

I gave Lost Lion Tail a 1. The Purple Parrots had very few temple appearances on the show, but this is the one time I wish they didn't go to the temple. And this vote is nothing against Marie either, I have no beef with her. It is mainly with Claude. After getting a free pass to the temple, this team fails big time. Marie had some struggles early in the run, but she bounces back when she reveals the first white light in the Laser Light Room. She is also removed with a reasonable amount of time for Claude to pull off the win. Claude just didn't have any idea what he was doing at all in the temple. He was painfully slow and literally lost in every room. I really wish he never found his half-pendant because I rather see triple capture instead of him pissing it away. And he got lost in the Mine Shaft.         

Now, I don't have a problem with the team getting to the temple due to a screw up by the other team. Stuff happens. But when you fuck up your golden opportunity, then you will be getting hate out of the woodworks. I don't know how TPP liked this episode. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Look at it this way: Tomorrow is arguably the best Purple Parrot win on the show. Isn't that a great way to end the thread?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Disregard my other posts. But really: Tomorrow is the best Purple Parrot win ever, period. Even you can't deny that.

[The Red Jaguars]

Of course I can't wait until we rate Freydis!   It is one of the best episodes on the show for a reason. Of course, I enjoyed voting and sharing my opinion with this thread. The only reason I never continued the original one was because I was loaded with so much stuff at the time that I fell behind in updating it. It is hard for me to continue something again once I have avoided it for a while.

And BTW, I never said that I wanted to see the Freydis team win more than Annie Taylor. Tarrah's team ranks high up there, but there are other teams I was pulling for Missy's win included.  

[Purple Parrots Fan]

For me, it goes like this:

Annie Taylor >>>>>>>>>> Freydis

They're pretty much tied for me. But I prefer Lucky Pillow just a little bit more. But of course, this is about Freydis here. I've definitely saved the best for last, just like I (and also you in your old threads) did for the "Rate the wins" thread. Both one second wins to boot.

[The Red Jaguars]

I feel that a long thread should have a good episode for closure.  So I am glad that you feel the same way. Any of the Purple Parrot wins would've been good, but I think Freydis is the best choice of the three. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, it's only fitting with it being a win and all. And continuing the trend of closing the thread with "one second wins." After this poll is done, I don't know what's next for me. Didn't you want to make a separate thread just like this with the remaining 5 teams? That would be interesting to go through. Plus, it means more activity for this section of the forum.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

And I changed my vote to a 1. Everyone else voted for it, so I will too. Unless anyone else has anything else to add (*coughBrentcough*), then I'll update the polls tomorrow night. As long as I don't get preoccupied with something else.

[The Red Jaguars]

I probably would've given them a 2 if Claude didn't suck so bad after getting a free pass to the temple. Marie was definitely the star of the team though - She got the team across the moat, answered all 3 questions in the Steps, won her individual game, and made good time in the temple. Claude just pissed everything away and I don't think he muttered a single word in this episode.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I can't believe I was stupid enough to give them a 2. What was I thinking? Actually, I should've just skipped over this one. I should've just given it an automatic 1 and move straight to the last one, Freydis. This was the worst temple run of Season 2, and I even think it was EVEN WORSE than Bifocal Monocle. Which everyone knows is the worst Season 3 run ever. Whatever, I'm done with Lost Lion Tail. I should've just given it an automatic 1. I don't care if it's cheating or not.

[AimYourBrent]

Bring on the Freydis!!!     

[Purple Parrots Fan]

And with a solid 1 average, time to at long last put an end to the second to last poll for "The Lost Lion Tail of Little John."

Up next is the final poll, "The Milk Bucket of Freydis."