LoTHT Awards - All Time Edition: Best Silver Snakes Female Player

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I remember some of the quotes he said: "I hereby give the dubious honor of most retarded contestant of Season 3 to Karisa of this team." But yeah, Enormous Feather was just frustrating all around. I was rooting for the Parrots in the temple games.

[The Red Jaguars]

The Orange Iguanas barely scraped by in that episode I recalled. And they won one pendant in the temple games too. I would've taken the Purple Parrots any day over Karisa and David. Just thinking of this episode makes my blood boil. Karisa was indeed the most retarded contestant from Season 3, after the Bifocal Monocle suckfest of course.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, the Bifocal Monocle kids were THE worst. But Karisa is a very close second. And yeah, the Orange Iguanas in Enormous Feather did scrape by each round. Meanwhile, the Purple Parrots were first in the moat, first in the steps, only lose the tiebreaker. The Purple Parrots would've done a better job for sure. They probably wouldn't have stood around like idiots in the Quicksand Bog.

[The Red Jaguars]

It looks Karisa and the Enormous Feather wins this one. 

Next up is the "Best Triple Capture" award. The featured runs include Great Seal, Missing Eye, and Useless Map.

[The Red Jaguars]

All three of the runs on this list are runs where you can't blame the team for ending in triple capture. I chose Great Seal as it was the most memorable of the three. Nick and Shay were a great team in the temple, and they would've won if their half-pendant was not so obscure. The temple guards and ending makes this run very memorable.  Between this run and Kamehameha, they are the best triple captures on the show.

[PurpleParrot319]

Honestly, I think Kamehameha is the best triple capture. Sadly it isn't an option.

I went with Great Seal as well. Out of the three, it was the most memorable and both players were very competent. I just like it more too.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Also voted for Great Seal, for same reasons.

[The Red Jaguars]

While all three episodes got at least one vote, Great Seals win this poll with the most votes. 

Next up is the worst triple capture award featuring Magellan, Nathan Hale, and Robert the Bruce. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Nathan Hale as the worst triple capture on the show. All three of these triple captures deserve to be here, but Nathan Hale was by far the worst. Christina failed miserably to find pass over that half-pendant. Plus, she moved so slow that she wouldn't have won anyways. Magellan was pathetic too, but in their defense their half-pendant was pretty well hidden. Likewise, Robert the Bruce had the impossible layout. Nathan Hale was winnable, but the players blew it.

Nathan Hale >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Magellan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Robert the Bruce

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, I also voted for Nathan Hale. I seriously cannot think of another triple capture worse than that, save for Nzinga perhaps.

[The Red Jaguars]

I think Nathan Hale has enough votes to move onto our next award.  

Now we are doing to best team awards for each team. I want to switch it up this time and start with the best Silver Snakes team. The featured teams include Galileo, Henry Morgan, and Benzibab.     

[The Red Jaguars]

All of these Silver Snakes teams were really good and I enjoyed all of them. I had to eliminate Henry Morgan though because Shem and Ashley really should've won. They were a good team, but they don't fit in with the above two. In the end, it came down to Galileo and Benzibab. I chose Galileo though because I thought Jennifer and Jammin John were really good for a very early Season 1 team. First in the moat, first in the Steps, 2 pendants in the temple games, AND a last second win is really damn good for the first production day ever on the show. Plus, I like their win much better than Benzibab's also. Kevin and Annie were a good team also, but the Galileo team is more deserving. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I take it we're gonna go in reverse order with the best teams?

And I voted for Golden Earring. Loss or not, this to me is the strongest Silver Snake team ever. Ashley and Shem were awesome.

[The Red Jaguars]

And it looks like Galileo wins the best Silver Snakes team! Although this one was close. 

Next up is the worst Silver Snakes team featuring Golden Cricket Cage, Nathan Hale, and Snow Cone. 

[Red Jaguars Fan]

Well, this will be unanimous for sure.