All Time Best Temple Run Elimination Thread

[PurpleParrot319]

Going to dump another easy win. Next to go is The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza. The team had to go up the central column, but really, that's about it. Easy win.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Trojan Horseshoe
The Pendant of Kamehameha
Henry VIII's Great Seal
The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl
The Belly Button of Buddha
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoleon
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[Purple Parrots Fan]

"The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl" goes next. While it was a solid run and a great effort by Jim and Kristen, the other runs were more exciting. Plus, it would have been a win had Kristen not been so hesitant.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Trojan Horseshoe
The Pendant of Kamehameha
Henry VIII's Great Seal
The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl
The Belly Button of Buddha
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoleon
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[The Red Jaguars]

"The Belly Button of Buddha" was a decent solo win, but it was hard to watch at times due to how slow Jennifer moved. Plus, she got pretty lucky that she didn't encounter another temple guard before the Treasure Room. Like I said, it was a decent win but not very exciting.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Trojan Horseshoe
The Pendant of Kamehameha
Henry VIII's Great Seal
The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoleon
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[Purple Parrots Fan]

"The Trojan Horseshoe" is my next choice for elimination. It was a decent win, but it wasn't as exciting as some of the other victories. Besides, there are better runs still left on this list.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Pendant of Kamehameha
Henry VIII's Great Seal
The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoleon
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[PurpleParrot319]

I find The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl to be a little overrated. Sure, Jennifer was fast, but you can't really say the same about her partner. You shouldn't waste that much time in the Treasure Room, even after a temple guard encounter. Albert never gave her much time in the first place. In the end, this is still a loss.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Pendant of Kamehameha
Henry VIII's Great Seal
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoleon
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[The Red Jaguars]

I guess I will take my second vote now, and with that I will get rid of "The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoleon". Just like "Polynesian Girl" and "Blue Pearl", this was an exciting temple loss and the team came very close to a win. However, it didn't help that Brian beelined for the artifact and Carly didn't try the Shaft-Shrine door completely. So in a way this loss was their fault. Still a good loss though, but not top 15.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Pendant of Kamehameha
Henry VIII's Great Seal
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[PurpleParrot319]

You know, if Dragon Lady goes, then so does Henry VIII's Great Seal. I felt that this was a better team effort than the Dragon Lady run. However, there are better runs left and this one just doesn't stand out with the rest of them. Good loss, but not worthy of being around anymore.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Pendant of Kamehameha
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[Purple Parrots Fan]

"The Pendant of Kamehameha" goes next. While it's an exciting loss, there are better runs left. Plus, it was the teams own fault for taking a direct path.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[The Red Jaguars]

"The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain" will be the next run to go. Tiffani was a decent contestant, but she moved kind of slow for her duration in the temple. She is also lucky to not encounter a single temple guard with the path she took. I give her credit for dragging that big helmet out by herself, but in the end this run does not excite me like some of these remaining.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[PurpleParrot319]

I'm kind of surprised The Leopard Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley made it this far. It was a good loss, but this run had the potential to be a win. Chandra never took any shortcuts and while Nick did a good job at getting where she got taken out in such short time, he made a couple of weird decisions. He unnecessarily swung on the rope in the pit and stuck the Storeroom key in the wrong place. Good loss, but it doesn't deserve to be in the top 20. It just misses out, and 21 runs remain.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta
The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd

[Radman]

I'm afraid to take something out at this point...
But I'll go with The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd. Matthew's mistake cost them the win

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Leah was equally responsible for that loss. She didn't take any shortcuts either.

"The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea" goes next. It was a great loss, but Lissy sort of hesitated at the beginning. If she had moved a little faster, they could have won.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta

[The Red Jaguars]

"The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba" goes next. Shane was a good contestant and everything, but the strategy he used was not the greatest. The path he took would've been deadly had there been a guard in the King's Storeroom or Shrine. Just look at what happened to the "Belle Boyd" and "Annie Oakley" team when they took the long way.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Bonnet of Dolley Madison
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta

[PurpleParrot319]

Just like Annie Oakley, I'm very surprised The Bonnet of Dolley Madison made it this far. It should NOT have outlived Royal Torque. Both players in this run were good, but Matt beelining for the direct path and Ashley getting stuck in the Dark Forest cost this team a win. It should've been a win. Time for it to go.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Tall Turban was never removed from the list. Now it has been, and so has "The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid." It was a great win by the Purple Parrots, but the other runs have something extra that makes it more exciting. Plus, Tony's exit strategy wasn't exactly the best either.

By the way, when do we start ranking these remaining runs? We have to be close to it by now.

Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress
Galileo's Cannonball
John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine
The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor
The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata
The Milk Bucket of Freydis
The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus
The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan
The Lucky Medallion of Atocha
The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain
The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanugpak
The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen
The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible
The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great
The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen
The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandragupta