"Would You Rather...?"/This or That

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Belshazzar. Since Katherine and Sean got screwed before their run even started.

Which Season 1 Silver Snakes win is better: Galileo or Sultan Saladin?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Bump, so this topic doesn't get buried.

[The Red Jaguars]

I love both wins! But Galileo was slightly more memorable and entertaining to watch. The little quirks and Jammin John's strong performance makes this run a little more exciting. And the ending was pretty exciting. Sultan Saladin is great too and one of the best solo wins on the show, but I like Galileo a little better.  

Which Purple Parrot run do you hate more - Lost Lion Tail or Oracle Bowl?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Total word on both Galileo and Sultan Saladin, and liking the former more. Both are criticized way too much.

And I personally hate Lost Lion Tail more. Jackie sucked yes, but Claude was just a whole different level of clueless. O_O

Which Orange Iguanas runs was worse: Bifocal Monocle or Enormous Feather?

[The Red Jaguars]

Bifocal Monocle, EASILY. This is my second least favorite temple run after Golden Cricket Cage. Veronica and Thomas were a horrible team and made some of the dumbest mistakes on the show. I really find it hard to sympathize with these two even though their layout was kind of sucky for a Season 3 run. I hate Enormous Feather too, but Bifocal Monocle is so special that it is on an entirely different level of suckiness.

Which run do you hate more - Stone Head or Lily-Crested Crown?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Stone Head. Because Tony blew it, big time.

Which second temple runner blew it more: Ryann from Harriet Tubman or Kelli from Thornwood Gavel?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Bump, so this doesn't get bumped back to Page 2.

[The Red Jaguars]

Tough choice, but I have to say Kelli from Thornwood Gavel. It was like she wasn't even paying attention at all while her partner was in the temple. She went a totally different way and tried completing objectives Mike already completed. Ryann's mistake is pretty legendary too, but we don't know what she was made of and other contestants made the same mistakes too. She was just the unlucky (and stupid) one to be caught for it.

What do you blame more for the Ivory Elephant loss - Monica or Brad?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I blame Brad more honestly. Sure Monica was slow, but Brad avoided the Shrine/Forest passage, which would've saved him a lot of time. If Brad had taken more shortcuts, they probably would've reached the elephant, if not won. Since he was fast enough.

Which second runner was more pathetic: Jessica from Ponce de Leon or Rinette from Mata Hari?

[The Red Jaguars]

I have to say Rinette because she just took her sweet ass time and didn't even make it half-way through the Holes of Python with almost a minute to herself. Jessica was pretty stupid too for running back to the Observatory, but she at least sort of moved fast. Rinette was taking her sweet old time.

What second runner was more pathetic: Lauren from William Tell or Thomas from Bifocal Monocle?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Lauren easily. She was almost as bad as Veronica climbing the walls.

Which win has a bigger target on its back: John Sutter and Lucky Pillow?

[The Red Jaguars]

Both are almost on the same level, but I feel Missy's win gets more hate. I mean the things I have read that fans have posted in order to make her look bad. Especially outer space and his campaign to oust every contestant who took a direct path.

Which "older sibling" run do you like more - Bandit Queen or Iron Nose Ring?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I like Zac better. Even though his sibling never made it to the temple.

Which team got screwed over more: The Golden Stallion team or The War Fan team?

[The Red Jaguars]

I have to say War Fan because Jeremy and Elise had a legit chance of winning but lost a lot of time for a production error that was no their fault. At least they got the second prize, but they still got shafted of a potential win. Golden Stallion's team got screwed too, but I don't really know how they would've done if the error did not occur.

Which "no temple guard win" do you like better - Sir Gawain or Nose Ring?

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I like Sir Gawain better. Tiffani's layout was harder, and it came down to the wire more. Joel's run was still good though.

Which Season 2 bottom central shaft run was better: Electrified Key or Priceless Portrait?