Song lyrics thread

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

04 Ghosts - Blood on the Dance Floor
There's a ghost down in the hall
There's a ghoul upon the bed
There's something in the walls
There's blood up on the stairs
And it's floating through the room
And there's nothing I can see
And I know that that's the truth
Because now it's onto me

I don't understand it
Hey
I don't understand it!
Aaow

There's a tappin' in the floor
There's a creak behind the door
There's a rocking in the chair
But there's no-one sitting there
There's a ghostly smell around
But no body to be found
And a coughin' and a yawnin'
Where a restless soul is going

Don't understand it
Hey!
Don't understand it
Hey.

And who gave you the right to shake my family?
And who gave you the right to shake my baby, she
needs me
And who gave you the right to shake my family tree?
You put a knife in my back
Shot an arrow in me!
Tell me are you the ghost of jealousy

The ghost of jealousy

There's a tappin in the floor
There's a creak behind the door
There's a rocking in the chair
But nobody's sitting there
There's a ghostly smell around
But no body to be found
And a coughin' and a yawnin'
Where a restless soul is going

Don't understand it!
Yeah Yeah!
Don't understand it!
Your just a dog gone!
Aaow!

And who gave you the right to scare my family?
And who gave you the right to scare my baby, she needs me
And who gave you the right to shake my family tree?
And who gave you the right to take intrusion, to see me?
And who gave you the right to shake my family?
And who gave you the right to hurt my baby, she needs me
And who gave you the right to shake my family tree?
You put a knife in my back,
Shot an arrow in me!
Tell me are you the ghost of jealousy

A suckin' ghost of jealousy
Aaow!

And who gave you the right to shake my family?
And who gave you the right to shake my baby, she needs me
And who gave you the right to shake my family tree?
And who gave you the right to take, intrusion to see me?
And who gave you the right to hurt my family?
And who gave you the right hurt my baby, she needs me
And who gave you the right to shake my family tree?
You put a knife in my back
Shot an arrow in me!
Tell me are you the ghost of jealousy

The ghost of jealousy
Aaow

Dog gone

But it's dynamite, piece of mind
Tell me are you the ghost of jealousy

[Kirk Fogg's Wife]

05 Is It Scary? - Blood on the Dance Floor
There's a ghost down in the hall
There's a ghoul beneath the bed
Now it's coming through the walls
Now it's coming up the stairs

There's a spirit in the dark
Hear the beating of his heart
Can you feel it in the air
Ghosts be hiding everywhere

I'm gonna be
Exactly what you wanna see

It's you who's taunting me
Because you're wanting me
To be the stranger
In the night

Am I amusing you
But just confusing me
Am I the beast
You visualized
And if you wanna see
Eccentric oddities
I'll be grotesque
Before your eye
Let them all materialize

Is that scary for you baby
Am I scary for you oh boy
Is it scary for you baby
Is it scary for you
You know the stranger is you
Is it scary for you baby

There's a creaking in the floor
There's a creak behind the door
There's a rocking in the chair
But nobody's sitting there
There's a ghastly smell around
But nobody to be found
And a coffin inlay open
Where restless soul's spoke

I'm gonna be
Exactly what you gonna see

So did you come to me
To see your fantasies
Performed before
Your very eyes

A haunting ghostly treat
The ghoulish trickery
And spirits dancing
In the night

But if you came to see
The truth the purity
It's here inside
A lonely heart
So let the performance start

Is that scary for you baby
Am I scary for you oh boy
Am I scary for you baby
Am I scary for you oh boy
So tell me
Is it scary for you baby
Tell me
So tell me
Is that realism for you big baby
Am I scary for you
You know the stranger is you
Am I scary for you

Masquerade the heart
Is the height of hurting souls
Just not what you see of me
Can hardly reveal the proof
Like a mirror reveals the truth
See the evil one is you

Is that scary for you big baby
Am I scary for you oh boy
Am I scary for you baby
Am I scary for you oh boy
So tell me
Am I scary for you baby
Am I scary for you baby
Is it scary for you baby
Am I scary for you oh boy

Wanna talk about
I wanna talk about
I don't wanna talk about
Wanna talk about
Am I scary for you baby
Is it scary for you baby
I'm tired of being abused
You know you're scaring me too
I see the evil is you
Is it scary for you baby boy

[Asian Legends Fan]

"Coma" lyrics:

Hey you caught me in a coma
And I don't think I wanna
Ever come back to this...world again
Kinda like it in a coma
'Cause no one's ever gonna
Oh, make me come back to this...world again
Now I feel as if I'm floating away
I can't feel all the pressure
And I like it this way
But my body's callin'
My body's callin'
Won't ya come back to this...world again
Suspended deep in a sea of black
I've got the light at the end
I've got the bones on the mast
Well I've gone sailin', I've gone sailin'
I could leave so easily
While friends are calling back to me
I said they're
They're leaving it all up to me
When all I needed was clarity
And someone to tell me
What the fuck is going on
God damn it!

Slippin' farther an farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay
In a world our minds created
In a world that's full of shit

Help me
Help me
Help me
Help me
Bastard

Please understand me
I'm climbin' through the wreckage
Of all my twisted dreams
But this cheap investigation just can't
stifle all my screams
And I'm waitin' at the crossroads
Waiting for you
Waiting for you
Where are you

No one's gonna bother me anymore
No one's gonna mess with my head no more
I can't understand what all the fightin's for
But it's so nice here down off the shore
I wish you could see this
'Cause there's nothing to see
It's peaceful here and it's fine with me
Not like the world where I used to live
I never really wanted to live

Zap him again
Zap the son of a bitch again

Ya live your life like it's a coma
So won't you tell me why we'd wanna
With all the reasons you give it's
It's kinda hard to believe
But who am I to tell you that I've seen
any reason why you should stay
Maybe we'd be better off without you anyway

You got a one way ticket
On your last chance ride
Gotta one way ticket
To your suicide
Gotta one way ticket
An there's no way out alive
An all this crass communication
That has left you in the cold
Isn't much for consolation
When you feel so weak and old
But is home is where the heart is
Then there's stories to be told
No you don't need a doctor
No one else can heal your soul
Got your mind in submission
Got your life on the line
But nobody pulled the trigger
They just stepped aside
They be down by the water
While you watch 'em waving goodbye
They be callin' in the morning
They be hangin' on the phone
They be waiting for an answer
When you know nobody's home
And when the bell's stopped ringing
It was nobody's fault but your own
There were always ample warnings
There were always subtle signs
And you would have seen it comin'
But we gave you too much time
And when you said that no one's listening
Why'd your best friend drop a dime
Sometimes we get so tired of waiting
For a way to spend our time
An "It's so easy" to be social
"It's so easy" to be cool
Yeah it's easy to be hungry
When you ain't got shit to lose
And I wish that I could help you
With what you hope to find
But I'm still out here waiting
Watching reruns of my life
When you reach the point of breaking
Know it's gonna take some time
To heal the broken memories
That another man would need
Just to survive

[Asian Legends Fan]

"Poison Was The Cure" lyrics:

I miss the warm embrace I felt
First time you touched me
S'cure and safe in open arms
I should have known you'd crush me

A snake you were when we met
I loved you anyway, pulling out
Your poison fangs
Th' venom never goes away

Serpent swims free'n my blood
Dragons sleepin' in my veins
Jackyl speaking with my tongue
Roach egg laying in my brain
'Nce stalked beneath your shadow
Sl'pwalking to the gallows
I'm the sun that beats your brow in
Til' I finally threw the towel in

Ne'er knowing if I'd wake up in a
Whirlpool, got redundant
My brain was just some driftwood
In a cesspool I became dead
From a rock star to a desk fool
Was my destiny someone said
Love's a tidepool, taste the waters, life's abundant
TASTE ME

Guitar Solo

Lyrics pre-slurred for any crazy karaoke sessions.

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

Phineas and Ferb Theme

There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
Then school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it

Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist
Phineas: Hey!
or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Phineas: It's over here!

Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Candace: Phineas!

As you can see,
There's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
Phineas: Come on Perry!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

Winter Vacation

Chorus: 'There are two wondrous weeks for our winter vacation,
Before New Years and school comes to end it.
So the holiday challenge for kids of all nations,
Is finding a good way to spend it...

Phineas: Ahh! Christmas Eve. It was a great idea to climb back into bed this morning. Oh! I almost forgot! Helmets. All set! Let's do this thing.

Bowling for Soup and Chorus: Like maybe...
Bowling for Soup: 'Turning our beds into dual toboggans,
And sliding down a ski jump tower! Building a snowman the size of Colossus,
Or giving a Yeti a shower!
Chorus: Fa, la, la, la!

Bowling for Soup: Staging a snowball fight,
With giant catapults,
And snow angels that really fly!
Rocking a Christmas carol,
Wrapping a present,
Or just shoveling snow off the drive!

Phineas: Well, they can't all be fun.

Bowling for Soup: As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts next year,
So stick with us
'Cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna spread some Christmas cheer!

Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a Christmas special!

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

A-G-L-E-T

Phineas: Through the eye of the needle
Time to loosen your tongue
Got a tip how to make ends meet
Singers (and crowd): A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it!
Phineas: Gets us all up on our feet, yeah, yeah, yeah
Singers: A-G-L-E-T, (AGLET!) don't forget it (X8)

Phineas: We're gonna tie the world together (X4)
One word at a time!

Phineas: Ladies and gentlemen, my sister, Candace Flynn!

Candace Flynn: And in the end, the most important thing
Is that we never forget
The end of a shoelace is called the... the... uh...
Wait a minute! It doesn't matter! I can't believe I was almost sucked into this!
Phineas: I can't believe you still haven't learned the word. I mean, we spelled it a bunch of times in the song.

(During end credits)
Phineas: Too much information
But keep your eye on the ball
We're going to drive it hard to the hole, yeah!
Singers: A-G-L-E-T, Don't forget it!
Phineas: Brings us closer to our sole, yeah!

Singers: A-G-L-E-T, (AGLET!) Don't forget it!
Phineas: We're gonna tie the world together!
Phineas: One word at a time!

Candace: (shouting in background) It doesn't matter!


Demo version
Through the eye of a needle
It's time loosen your tongue
Gotta tip how to make ends meet
A-G-L-E-T (Don't forget it)
Gets us all up on our feet

We're gonna tie the world together (A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it)
We're gonna tie the world together (A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it)
One word at a time

Too much information
But keep your eye on the ball
We're gonna drive it hard to the hole
A-G-L-E-T (Don't forget it)
Brings us closer to our sole

We're gonna tie the world together (A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it)
We're gonna tie the world together (A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it)
We're gonna tie the world together
ONE WORD AT A TIME!

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

A-Prime Calypso

Come along with me my friends
We're going where the party never ends
Here underneath the sea
An aquatic jubilee!

Well, my hands are like prunes
Eatin' mussels from a spoon
Do the A-Prime Calypso with me

We're underwater kin
A maritime simian
Do the A-Prime Calypso with me

Now, don't you be a wimp
Grab some dried, brine shrimp
And mix it with some H2O-o

Then put it in a beaker
Or maybe in a sneaker
Watch the aqueous primetime show!

Well, my hands are like prunes
Eatin' mussels from a spoon
Do the A-Prime Calypso with me

We're underwater kin
A maritime simian
Do the A-Prime Calypso with me

Now, here's a real rocker
Straight from Davy Jones's locker
Do the A-Prime Calypso with me

Do the A-Prime...
Calypso...
With meeeeeeeee!

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

Aerial Area Rug

You can't see much of the skyline
It looks like more of a grid
It's a viable variation of view
But it's something I'm sure we'll be glad that we did

It's not like the world that we see from the ground
I guess the main difference is we're looking down

So climb on our aerial area rug
It's certain to keep us aloft
Its aerodynamics are highly advanced
And its weave is so tight and so soft

Though this vista's diverse
Is it better or worse?
If you'll ask, I'll just give you a shrug
But you can vary your view of the area
From our aerial area rug

It's a brand new perspective
Literally
We can see the tops of buildings
Come along with me

You can vary your view of the area
From our aerial area rug
You can vary your view of the area
From our aerial area rug

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

Ain't Got Rhythm

Phineas: So you're saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book
You've got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare

Swampy: I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire

Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies and this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?

Woman: Ssh!

Swampy: Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm

Phineas: You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mister, you've got rhythm times ten

Swampy: I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime,
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat

I don't need my face on t-shirts
Or hit a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star

Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm

Phineas: Sounds like rhythm to me
Swampy: No, I ain't got rhythm

Phineas: Seems like they all agree
Swampy: Said I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: But you're laying down some funky syncopation!

Swampy: I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: But you got that beat
Swampy: No, I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: Look at them, they're stomping their feet
Swampy: Said I ain't got rhythm
Phineas: It's time for you to rock a brand new generation
Library patrons: Brand new generation
Phineas and Swampy: Gonna rock a brand new generation
Swampy: Because I ain't got rhythm!

Woman, spoken: Would you just go join the band?

Library patrons: Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm
Ain't got rhythm

Swampy: Hey, I got rhythm!

(On the soundtrack Phineas's first line "So you're saying that you don't have rhythm" changes to "You keep saying that you don't have rhythm". Also, it's a little slower.)

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

Morning Announcements: Principal Wexler.

Lawrence Junior High won't you lend me an ear,
I hope this P.A. System is loud and clear
Now listen up people, I got something to say
These are the morning announcements for today.

Be sure to check the lost and found between classes,
Theres a comb in there and a pair of really thick glasses,
Looks like somebody (hmm) lost their pants,
Theres a whole salami sandwhich and some complementary ants.

I hope you 7th graders got a lot of rest,
Because todays your physical endurance test,
Tugnuts wearing a crazy grin,
6th period, in the gym, let the pain begin!

Thats all for this morning,
Oh did I mention
Theres only one name on the list for detention,
Hes never been accused of over-achieving,
Hes that goofy, little trouble maker,
Louis Stevens (who)
Louis Stevens (oh)
Now I'm leavin, Out!

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

I Always Find a Way: Louis with Tawny & Twitty.

I'm not strong, I'm not fast, when it comes to endurance I just can't last.
So I'll get out of gym like I have in the past.
Like the time you wore the useful body cast.

I always find a way.
He always finds a way.
No one can produce,
an excellant excuse like you
What can I say?
He always finds a way

A pathetic weez, a powerful sneeze
The time you filled your ears up with cottage cheese
And said it was because of my sweat allergies
That one got me out of gym with ease.

I always find a way.
He always finds a way.
He can easily create, with two abreviate, his gym period stay
I always find a way.
He always find a way.
But not today.

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

What's the Matter With Ren?: Ruby, Nelson, and Larry, with Ren.

What's the matter with Ren
Shes usually so responsable
Tell me could it be possible
She's losing her touch
What's the matter with Ren

What's the matter with Ren
She's usually so reliable
But her flakiness isn't deniable
Oh this is too much
Whats the matter with Ren

What's the matter with Ren (What's the matter with Ren)
What's the matter with Ren

The space assignment something that she knew about
And it really isn't like her to forget
But instead of knowing about space she is spacing out
Ironically Ren's now a space cadet

(Rap)
Everybody's asking me again and again,
So I'll tell you what's the matter, what's the matter with Ren
She is crackin under pressure, and when it comes to science
Larry Beale is one of those academic giants,
Finally I'm gonna get my chance to shine,
That science medal is gonna be mine
She was gonna keep me down
But this is now, that was then
And that's what's the matter, what's the matter with Rennnnnn....

What's the matter with Ren (What?)
She's usually so dependable (I just told you)
Doesn't she act like our friend at all
What's happen with her
What's the matter with Ren

She can't take the heat
What's the matter with me
She's smelling defeat
What's the matter with me
My victory will be sweet
What's the matter with me

What's the matter with Ren?

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

Sixth Period: Entire cast.

6th period, 6th period, 6th p-er-iod

6th period is drawing near,
To ruin my Junior High career,

That test run by Tugnut
It's gonna kick my butt

Oh, how you fill my heart with dread, 6th period

6th period, 6th period, 6th p-er-iod

I'll tell my college plans farwell,
(Gee, we remember when,)
When I hear that 6th period bell,
(We could rely on Ren)

I think I ate bad shrimp,
Stevens don't be a whimp,
Try and be a man instead, 6th period

6th period, 6th period, 6th p-er-iod

Ren's presentation time as come,
(Oh, I can't wait to see)
Oh no, I'm gonna look so dumb,
(What Ren's prepared for me)

We hope we leave the gym,
With all of our limbs,
And of course with all our heads,

Steve, Ren's not in her bed,
We better find her,
Yeah, let's hussle
Oh, I think I pulled a muscle

Why'd these halls get so crowded?
6th period,
(6th period, 6th period, 6th period)

[Kirk Fogg's Angel]

Master(s) of the Gym: Coach Tugnut, Louis and Twitty.

Welcome lads, now i must enforce,
Your participation in the obstacle coarse,
Designed by me with no remorse.

I'm the master of the gym,
Master,I'm the master,I'm the master of the gym.
Faster, for the master, patience has run thin.

This is a test that you won't forget,
You'll be soaking wet, with sweat,
Hurry up or you will regret, ending up like him.

Master, I'm the master, I'm the master of the gym.
Faster, for the master, For your future will be grim.

(talking)
How much more of this are we gonna take? I mean there's like 20 of us and 1 of him.

You have lost your authority, This here is immutity,
From now on now it is plain to see,
Were the Masters of the gym.

Masters, were the masters, Were the masters of the gym,
Faster, for the masters, for your futures looking grim
Masters, were the masters, now we are getting back at him.
Masters, were the masters, Were the masters of the gym