LoTHT Awards - All Time Edition: Best Silver Snakes Female Player

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, both Aqila and Sherra get way too much undeserved criticism. The former being called "the worst player ever" and the latter for "taking a direct path." Yet somehow players like Irish and Brian are considered "not that bad" and "criticized too much." I'm sorry, but what?

[The Red Jaguars]

My guess is because some runs are more notable than others, so people like nitpicking with them over runs that actually deserve the criticism. Everyone knows about Aqila passing up the Pepperoni since it is blown way out of proportion. Yet, you don't hear much about Kim from Charles Lindbergh who blew her load much worse than Aqila.

As for Bent Shaving Pan, I definitely agree with you on that one. I never ever felt sorry for Irish because she was way too slow. One room away guard? So did the Discarded Seal team have one too, but they also completed much more rooms and at a faster rate. And Brian was a lost cause second runner too. Look at Elisa from the same run use her time. Even if she did have a little extra time, it was still a great effort.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Yeah, and the Discarded Seal team had a HARDER layout and still made better progress than Irish and Brian. And I never really had a problem with Aqila. I mean, she did go back for the half pendant, had no problem with the Jester's Court, and she assembled the monkey in respectable time. So she wasn't ALL bad. The likes of Jackie and especially Kim were way worse. In every aspect.

[AimYourBrent]

DAMMIT!! I accidentally voted for Gracelyn.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

Vote change enabled. Not that Gracelyn doesn't deserve votes though.

[AimYourBrent]

She wasn't amazing but Jackie is worse

[The Red Jaguars]

Jackie wins the worst Purple Parrot player award.

Next up is the best Purple Parrot girl award featuring Eusinia, Tarrah, and Randy. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for Tarrah from Freydis as the best Purple Parrot player. She was strong in the temple despite what people might say about her. And she was a trooper for taking an ugly hit in the Pit and still recovering from it to score a last second win.   Randy did great also, but her exit plan kind of ruined her chances at this award. And I liked Tarrah a little more too.

[Purple Parrots Fan]

I also voted for Tarrah. She was better than Jennifer from Buddha in every aspect.

[AimYourBrent]

Tarrah! She was in our top 5 female players list for a reason!

[The Red Jaguars]

Tarrah wins the best Purple Parrot female award! 

Now we will move onto our final team, the Silver Snakes. First up is the worst Silver Snakes boy featuring John from Golden Cricket Cage, James from Nathan Hale, and Casey from Snow Cone. 

[The Red Jaguars]

I voted for John from Golden Cricket Cage as the worst male. He was on one of the worst temple teams ever, so it is an easy vote. Whoever let him on the show should be fired. I hate Casey too and he sucked ass, but John still takes the cake. 

[Purple Parrots Fan]

John, no question. Whoever let both John AND Tia on the show should've been fired.

[AimYourBrent]

Wow. When the Silver Snakes are bad, they're REALLY bad.

[The Red Jaguars]

Also, the winners for the "Worst Silver Snakes" females were all from the same teams too for each season. So I think I am going to do the "Worst Female Silver Snake" tomorrow because all I have to do is change the player names.

Although I think we all know who will win that one.