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I'm sure by now everyone's seen a stupid message attacking all who've hit "dislike" on a certain YouTube video. An example might be, using a comment on Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven"...
444 people are buying the stairway to hell
So the object of this game is to post a song and then have the next poster make up the worst, the cheesiest, or just the most idiotic "dislike attack message" as possible. And because the number of dislikes doesn't even matter here, just use this response format:
Poster A: "Coma" - Guns N' Roses
Poster B: X people are in a coma.
Get the rules? Good. Let's go!
Easy one (or prove me wrong with a more creative response

):
"Rust In Peace... Polaris" - Megadeth