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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2009, 02:05:28 PM »
So that it doesn't look like you're eating vomit when you're eating coleslaw.

-Why did the letter "E" get in a fight with the letter "O"?
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2009, 02:08:22 PM »
Because they both wanted to go out with the letter "R".

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders?
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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2009, 02:16:49 PM »
So that people can recognize where to put the dollar bills. :lol:

-Actually, for my letter joke, I was gonna say:

-Because E-I-E-I-O.


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« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2009, 01:35:03 PM »
You send them to somebody you don't like as Christmas presents. :D

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 02:04:53 PM »
Because everybody's lost their way.

If 2+2=4, how is it 2?2=4?
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« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2009, 07:08:53 PM »
Because even the guy who invented multiplication tables could have a slow day every now and then.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?
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« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2009, 07:11:15 PM »
Because lemons are poisonous.

Why isn't white chocolate brown?
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« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2009, 07:16:12 PM »
Milk chocolate and white taffy had an illicit affair, and nine months later...white chocolate was born.

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2009, 07:17:57 PM »
Because it would break the ethics of Tom and Jerry.

-Why do we all have hair on our arms?
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« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »
Because if it was on our noses or lips, we'd look pretty stupid, now wouldn't we?

Why do guys have nipples? :lol:
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Present - Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, etc.
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« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2009, 07:35:15 PM »
Just so you can ask why.

Why is it you can't see the sun at night but you can see the moon during the day?
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« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2009, 07:37:57 PM »
Because your daughter doesn't want her brother to show his ass when it's cold.

-Why do dogs lick themselves?
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« Reply #27 on: October 10, 2009, 10:35:57 PM »
To get themselves dirty :wink: . Oh, the irony. :lol:

Why is "fuck" a bad word?



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« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2009, 10:55:25 AM »
Because it rhymes with "suck".

Why do girls always take longer to get ready than guys?
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« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2009, 06:04:50 PM »
Because they have longer hair.

Now, what do you get when you have a 6 and a 9?
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