Can't believe I forgot to rank this.

1. Mussel-Shell Armor of Apanuugpak (perfect!)
2. Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor (one lower, 3rd)
3. Milk Bucket of Freydis (two lower, 5th)
4. Lawrence of Arabia’s Headdress (two higher, 2nd)
5. Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain (one higher, 4th)
6. Lucky Medallion of Atocha (good)
7. Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great (put Bandit Queen here and push everything between it and this win one spot lower)
8. Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus (one lower)
9. John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine (one lower)
10. Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen (one lower thanks to Bandit Queen; I'd probably swap this with Sultan Saladin, which in that case 11th for Saladin is good)