Based on Toltendo's game, but with a very different premise.
The object of the game is to come up with a humorous or just incredibly random conclusion to an unfinished sentence. This would be an example:
Person #1: When I drive my car...
Person #2: ... I always bring my pet turtle with me.
And then Person #2 comes up with an unfinished sentence, and Person #3 would complete it and create a new unfinished sentence, and so on, and so forth.
Let's begin:
Every morning when I wake up...