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The Dark Forest / Blue Man Group!!!!
« on: November 29, 2006, 09:28:17 PM »
Woot! Go BMG! I wonder if Tobias Funke will be with them...

Here's hoping they play Rods and Cones. That's probably their best song.

The Treasure Room / WINNERS for Contest #2 - The Seventh Team
« on: November 28, 2006, 09:19:32 PM »

Though, I would recommend a more tribal image for the shirt design, but then again, I'm an anal bastard who complains too much.


The Dark Forest / Education doesn't have to interfere with high school
« on: November 27, 2006, 06:58:50 PM »
Do you remember those cool fan-art pictures I did of the temple? Well, I present my next big art project.

Your friendly neighborhood Carveyfan has his own web-comic. I have joined the illustrious ranks of Fred Gallagher, Jeph Jacques, Gabe and Tycho, and other guys no one over 26 years old is going to recognize.

I know this is blatant advertising, but whatcha gonna do? I'm a shameless plug whore. Plus banner ads are expensive.

Click here to check it out.

The Pit / Full Episodes
« on: November 26, 2006, 02:45:32 PM »
No such luck. Can't you save it as an MPEG?

« on: November 20, 2006, 04:28:36 PM »
The Black Spiders

The Temple Games / You Can't Beat Me
« on: November 10, 2006, 09:28:05 AM »

The Temple Games / You Can't Beat Me
« on: November 09, 2006, 08:16:29 AM »

The Temple Games / You Can't Beat Me
« on: November 08, 2006, 07:36:45 PM »

Masks are evil

The Treasure Room / Happy Halloween
« on: November 01, 2006, 01:21:56 PM »
We've made fan-fics episodes and a handful of drawings, but I think this is the pinnacle of LOTHT fandom.

The Temple Games / You Can't Beat Me
« on: October 22, 2006, 10:35:14 AM »
Do you know what happens when you put salt in water?

The Treasure Room / The Poisonous Cake of Rasputin
« on: October 20, 2006, 05:15:45 PM »
It's not a rip. It's a reference.

The Heart Room / The one win that I can't stand
« on: October 19, 2006, 02:01:22 PM »
The Ivory Hunting Horn of Roland was such a quick and simplistic win, it was hardly entertaining. She's just in and out. Whooptie-doo.

The Treasure Room / The Poisonous Cake of Rasputin
« on: October 19, 2006, 11:12:10 AM »
Fan Summary:
The Poisonous Cake of Rasputin

Name of Artifactpx]   The Poisonous Cake of Rasputin
Season:   5
Layout:   3
Result:   Ran Out of Time
Time Remaining:   N/A
Team:   Purple Parrots
Pendants Won:   1.5
Location of Artifact:   The Dungeon
Temple Diagram:   
Temple Run Summary:
First of all, I?d just like to say how creepy and weird this episode was. The legend seemed more appropriate for a horror film not a kid?s game show. That being said, I appreciate the writer?s ability to sneak such a dark legend past the TV ratings board. Kudos.

Anyways, concerning the episode. Milo was a decent player throughout the whole episode. He was fairly quick at the moat, and smart at the steps. He also excelled during the Temple Games. However, his partner, Betty, just seemed lethargic, as if she had chronic fatigue. Milo apparently compensated by going into the temple first, sliding through the Aqueducts and up the Spider?s Web, signaling the other half pendant to his partner at the Viper?s Den entrance. He made it to the Armory before meeting his first guard, and was taken out in the Shrine. Betty fought to make up time with the minute and twenty seconds she had remaining, picking up the extra half-pendant along the way. She got to the Shrine, and started assembling the monkey, but time expired just before she could get the head on. Too bad.

Temple Trivia: The moat crossing seemed to be an almost exact rip-off of ?Sinkers and Floaters? from MXC. The male Red Jaguar ripped his shirt during the first Temple Game. When Olmec asked ?Who?s going first?,? Milo pointed at himself and said ?Me.? Betty can be seen yawning while the camera follows Milo up the temple stairs.

Episode Fanfic written by Adam ?Carveyfan? Jaspering. Episode Summary format and Temple Diagram in the style of NickLegends.

The Treasure Room / The Poisonous Cake of Rasputin
« on: October 19, 2006, 11:07:12 AM »
The Temple Run:

Welcome back. The ______ are have proven themselves worthy and they have earned the right to enter Olmec?s temple. But before you go, Olmec will give us some information to help retrieve The Poisonous Cake of Rasputin.

You could start by running up the stairs to The Crypt. Grab the books from the skeletons and pass into The Spider?s Web. Maneuver through the webbing, and you could climb up into The Viper?s Nest. Open the jars and pull out the snakes, and you could go down into The Necromancer?s Retreat. Pull the veil from the wall to show the pattern, and then use the cards on the table to copy the pattern. When the arrangements match, the doors will open, and you can pass into The Armory of the Ninja. Place the swords into the correct sheaths, and open the door to The Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue, and you may be headed toward The Shawnee Lodge. Place the pillars into the holes to create the teepee, and open the door to The Pharaoh?s Secret Passage. Climb down the tunnel to The Dungeon where you could smash through the wall and into The Metallurgist?s Forge. One of the various items will open the doors when put onto the skeleton. When it?s put on, you may enter The Den of Tribal Masks. Align the masks in the center of the room, and you?ll gain entry into The Dragon?s Lair. Open the dragons? mouths to find the tongue, and pull. Then, race through the Spider?s Web, climb through The Aqueducts, race down the stairs, and back through The Temple Gate. The choices are yours and yours alone.

You won ____ pendants in the temple games. Who?s going first? (wait for response) Very well, _____, when Kirk gives the signal, you?ll race through the gate into the temple and make your way towards the poisoned cake. Hidden inside the temple are temple guards assigned to protect three specific rooms. You can trade your pendant for an extra life and go on, but if you?re caught without a pendant, you?ll be taken out of the temple and it will be ____?s turn to enter and try his/her luck. Somewhere inside the temple is the other half of your pendant. If you find it and are carrying the other half, you?ll receive an extra life. If you can reach the artifact, all the doors in the temple will instantly unlock, and the temple guards will vanish. Return through the gates with the cake within three minutes, and you will both be handsomely rewarded. And here?s how: (reads prizes).

Sounds like some nice prizes, let?s see if we can?t get you them. Mouthpieces in. Olmec, can you please lower your gate? (Wait for gate to lower). Let?s put three minutes on the clock. On your mark. Get set. Go!

The Treasure Room / The Poisonous Cake of Rasputin
« on: October 19, 2006, 11:04:06 AM »
Temple Games:

Welcome back to Legends. Now the glory goes to the fastest and the strongest. Before we get to the temple games, let?s meet the contestants. (Reads individual player profiles). Why don?t you guys go get ready for the Temple Games. I?ll tell everyone what?s about to happen here. In the temple games, each team is competing to win Pendants of Life. They?ll need those pendants to protect them from the dreaded temple guards as they make their way through the temple. There are three temple games. Olmec, tell us about game number one.


Rasputin displayed an impressive ability to avoid death. So much so, that it took four different methods to finally kill him. In the rubble before you lies the four methods it took to kill him; poisoning, shooting, beating, and drowning. When Kirk gives the signal, dive into the rubble and find the first word. When you find the first word, bring it back here. Then dive back in and find the next. The first player to find all four words, or whoever finds the most at the end of sixty seconds wins.

Let?s put sixty seconds on the clock. On your marks. Get set. Go.


The next game is worth a half pendant of life as well, and the other team can catch up. Olmec, tell us about it.

When two aides to the Tsar discovered that Rasputin was hypnotizing the Tsar, they set out to eliminate him. After several failed attempts, they dumped him off a bridge into the Neva River. When Kirk gives the signal, make your way through the maze. When you reach the top, throw the dummy of Rasputin into the river below. Whoever throws the dummy first, or whoever has made the most progress at the end of sixty seconds wins.

Let?s get ready and put sixty seconds on the clock. On your marks. Get set. Go!


This next game is worth a whole Pendant of Life. Head on over there guys and get ready for it while Olmec tells us about it.

When the body of Rasputin was found, the Russian newspapers displayed the headline ?????? ?????,? which means, ?Mother Russia is Free Again.? These words have been printed on a placard. When Kirk gives the signal, grab the placard in front of you, and begin to climb the staircase. The first team to get up all three steps with the placard, and have it resting on the easel wins.

No time limit on this one, guys. So work fast and get up there. Ready? On your marks. Get set. Go!

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