I know, this may look or sound like it'll be agonizingly long, but I want to prevent that if we can.

For right now, each player can only deduct one point a day from one episode's score and add it to another's score, but here's the (tentative) breakdown on how this will increase:
When 100 episodes are left: +/-2 points
When 80 episodes are left: +/-3 points
When 60 episodes are left: +/-4 points
When 40 episodes are left: +/-5 points
When 30 episodes are left: +/-6 points
When 20 episodes are left: +/-8 points
When 15 episodes are left: +/-10 points
When 10 episodes are left: +/-15 points
When 5 episodes are left: +/-20 points
When 2 episodes are left: +/-25 points
I'll let somebody else start us off.

#101: Blackbeard's Treasure Map — 5 points
#102: The Golden Cup of Belshazzar — 5 points
#103: Galileo's Cannonball — 5 points
#104: Wild Bill Hickok and the Dead Man's Hand — 5 points
#105: John Henry's Lost Hammer — 5 points
#106: The Golden Cricket Cage of Khan — 5 points
#107: Elizabeth I's Golden Ship — 5 points
#108: John Sutter and the Map to the Lost Gold Mine — 5 points
#109: The Star of Sultan Saladin — 5 points
#110: The Keys to the Alhambra — 5 points
#111: The Helmet of Genghis Khan — 5 points
#112: The Trojan Horseshoe — 5 points
#113: The Pendant of Kamehameha — 5 points
#114: The Lost Log Books of Magellan — 5 points
#115: The Moccasins of Geronimo — 5 points
#116: Henry VIII's Great Seal — 5 points
#117: The Lucky Pig of Amelia Earhart — 5 points
#118: Ponce de León and the Lost Fountain of Youth — 5 points
#119: The Treasure Map of Jean Lafitte — 5 points
#120: The Oracle Bowl of Delphi — 5 points
#121: The Paintbrush of Leonardo da Vinci — 5 points
#122: The Golden Chains of Zenobia — 5 points
#123: The Belly Button of Buddha — 5 points
#124: The Stolen Arm of Shiva — 5 points
#125: The Stone Marker of Leifr Eiríksson — 5 points
#126: The Helmet of Joan of Arc — 5 points
#127: The Medal of Sir Edmund Hillary — 5 points
#128: The Mask of Shaka Zulu — 5 points
#129: The Golden Jaguar of Atahualpa — 5 points
#130: The Silver Saddle Horn of Hannibal — 5 points
#131: Alexander and the Gordian Knot — 5 points
#132: King Tut's Cobra Staff — 5 points
#133: The Dragon Lady and the Blue Pearl — 5 points
#134: The Codebook of Mata Hari — 5 points
#135: Pecos Bill's Lost Lariat — 5 points
#136: Robin Hood and Marian's Ladder — 5 points
#137: Lawrence of Arabia's Headdress — 5 points
#138: The Collar of Davy Crockett — 5 points
#139: The Snake Bracelet of Cleopatra — 5 points
#140: The Treasure of Anne Bonny — 5 points
#201: The Silver Horseshoe of Butch Cassidy — 5 points
#202: The Secret Battle Plan of Nathan Hale — 5 points
#203: The Golden Stallion of Ali Baba — 5 points
#204: The Silver Cannonball of Grandy Nanny — 5 points
#205: The Walking Stick of Harriet Tubman — 5 points
#206: The Lost Love Letter of Captain John Smith — 5 points
#207: The Diary of Dr. Livingstone — 5 points
#208: The Bone Necklace of the Blackfeet Chief — 5 points
#209: The Mush Pot Hat of Johnny Appleseed — 5 points
#210: The Cracked Crown of the Spanish King — 5 points
#211: The Imperial Purple Robe of Empress Theodora — 5 points
#212: The Stone Head of the Evil King — 5 points
#213: The Lucky Medallion of Atocha — 5 points
#214: The Applewood Amulet of Emiliano Zapata — 5 points
#215: The Electrified Key of Benjamin Franklin — 5 points
#216: The Lucky Pillow of Annie Taylor — 5 points
#217: The Missing Eye of David — 5 points
#218: The Enormous Iron Nose Ring of Babe — 5 points
#219: The Very Tall Turban of Ahmed Baba — 5 points
#220: The Ivory Elephant of Scheherazade — 5 points
#221: The Sacred Ring of Sultan Suleiman — 5 points
#222: The Plumed Headdress of Cosa Rara — 5 points
#223: The Jeweled Necklace of Montezuma — 5 points
#224: The Lost Lion Tail of Little John — 5 points
#225: The Shriveled Hand of Efoua — 5 points
#226: The Mask of the Man in the Iron Mask — 5 points
#227: The Crown of Queen Nzinga — 5 points
#228: The Two-Cornered Hat of Napoléon — 5 points
#229: The Silk Sash of Múlàn — 5 points
#230: The Golden Goblet of Attila the Hun — 5 points
#231: The Leopard-Skin Cloak of Annie Oakley — 5 points
#232: The Snakeskin Boots of Billy the Kid — 5 points
#233: The Golden Pepperoni of Catherine de' Medici — 5 points
#234: The Golden Earring of Henry Morgan — 5 points
#235: The Milk Bucket of Freydís — 5 points
#236: The Missing Weather Maps of Charles Lindbergh — 5 points
#237: The Levitating Dog Leash of Nostradamus — 5 points
#238: The Broken Wing of Icarus — 5 points
#239: The Bonnet of Dolley Madison — 5 points
#240: The Priceless Portrait of the Polynesian Girl — 5 points
#301: The Bifocal Monocle of One-Eyed Jack — 5 points
#302: The Comet-Embroidered Battle Flag of William the Conqueror — 5 points
#303: The War Fan of the Forty-seven Ronin — 5 points
#304: The Much-Heralded Helmet of Sir Gawain — 5 points
#305: The Lion-Headed Bracelet of Chandagupta — 5 points
#306: The Lion-Slashed Jacket of Sacagawea — 5 points
#307: The Thornwood Gavel of Judge Roy Bean — 5 points
#308: The Secret Map of the Bandit Queen — 5 points
#309: The Snow Cone of Mount Kilimanjaro — 5 points
#310: The Upside-Down Compass of Henry Hudson — 5 points
#311: The Bent Shaving Pan of Jedediah Smith — 5 points
#312: The Marble Armrest of Xerxes — 5 points
#313: The Smashed Printing Plate of Frederick Douglass — 5 points
#314: The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard — 5 points
#315: The Useless Map of the Chibcha Chieftain — 5 points
#316: The Golden Spider Web of Robert the Bruce — 5 points
#317: The Discarded Seal of Ivan the Terrible — 5 points
#318: The Mysterious Manuscript of Mary Shelley — 5 points
#319: The Dried Apple Half of William Tell — 5 points
#320: The Missing Portrait of Hans Holbein — 5 points
#321: The Ivory Hunting Horn of Roland — 5 points
#322: The Royal Torque of Queen Boadicea — 5 points
#323: The Lost Hornpipe of the Pirate Captain — 5 points
#324: The Enormous Feather of the Mê Linh — 5 points
#325: The Red Sash of Tokugawa Ieyasu — 5 points
#326: The Broken Trident of Poseidon — 5 points
#327: The Lily-Crested Crown of Clovis I — 5 points
#328: The Mussel Shell Armor of Apanuugpak — 5 points
#329: The Metal Beard of the Egyptian Queen — 5 points
#330: The Mummified Hand of the Egyptian King — 5 points
#331: The Lost Taj Mahal Turban of Aurangzeb — 5 points
#332: The Melted Head of Madame Tussaud — 5 points
#333: The Pearl Necklace of Gwalior — 5 points
#334: The Bullet-Riddled Handbag of Belle Boyd — 5 points
#335: The Lost Whale Bone of Pytheas — 5 points
#336: The Dried Ear of Corn of Sojourner Truth — 5 points
#337: The Jeweled Scabbard of Sforza — 5 points
#338: The Good-Luck Watch of Empress Eugénie — 5 points
#339: The Ruby Earring of bin-Zibab — 5 points
#340: The Jewel-Encrusted Egg of Catherine the Great — 5 points